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How About Some Short Jokes?
No, I'm not making fun of short people, although that's pretty easy to do! Rather, here are a bunch of short jokes that you can enjoy.
Short jokes are great, especially if you don't (or can't - see blondes) put forth the effort to pay attention long enough to comprehend some of the longer jokes. These are kind of like one-liner jokes, but usually a bit longer.
Once you've had your fill of these shorties, you can read more jokes from FunnyandJokes.com or going back to my jokes lens. Enjoy!
Short jokes are great, especially if you don't (or can't - see blondes) put forth the effort to pay attention long enough to comprehend some of the longer jokes. These are kind of like one-liner jokes, but usually a bit longer.
Once you've had your fill of these shorties, you can read more jokes from FunnyandJokes.com or going back to my jokes lens. Enjoy!
Let The Short Jokes Begin
We'll start with some squeeky clean shorties....
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!Why don't aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny.
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
Not Quite As Clean But Still Pretty Squeeky
Where does the one legged waitress work? IhopDid you hear about hte new French tank? Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Damn
A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please" The barthened looks at him shacking his head and says "We don't serve food here."
How do you know if your a red neck? You go to the family reunon to find a date!
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party? Because he was a party pooper.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head.
Yo mama's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
Some One Liner Jokes From F&J
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- aj2008 aj2008 Nov 5, 2009 @ 4:27 am
- Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says to the other: "Do you smell fish?"
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- letusgo letusgo Nov 2, 2009 @ 7:43 pm
- Very interesting article, thanks. Welcome to my blog http://www.short-jokes.org to see more short jokes
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- thewordispwned2 thewordispwned2 Jul 22, 2009 @ 1:13 pm
- what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? pull the pin and throw it back.
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- BusyQueen BusyQueen May 27, 2009 @ 12:30 am
- Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner.
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