Silly Valentine's Day Gifts

The Ideal Valentine's Day Gift Staying healthy is the key to keeping yourself alive. Video game characters know this all too well. When your red heart gauge reaches zero... you die. For non-bitmap humans like you this is more of a challenge. But luckily after extensive study at ThinkGeek labs we've determined that people feel best when they are in close proximity to something that they adore. Don't understand? Well luckily for you we've created this amazing 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt to illustrate. Buy one of these glowing shirts for yourself, and gift one to your significant other (boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, fembot 2000...). During your normal activities two and a half pixelated hearts will light up on your shirt. Hey... you're depressed and in need of a recharge. But get within hugging distance of your significant other wearing the matching shirt and suddenly the hearts on both of your shirts start to light up until you're fully powered up. Go too far astray from the source of your affections and you'll drop back down to two and a half hearts again. Got it?

Three new flavors - Stem Cell (the wonder cell) and Food Poisoning & Diarrhea (they go together) YAY! Most folks never realize how cute microbes can be when expanded 1,000,000 times and then fashioned into cuddly plush. Until now, that is. Keep one on your desktop to remind yourself that there is an "invisible" universe out there filled with very small things that can do incredible damage to much bigger things. Then go and wash your hands. Lather, rinse, repeat. Your choice of (see additional images for pics of each): Anthrax (Bacillus anthracis) In ur envelope - closing ur government agency Bad Breath - Halitosis (Porphorymonas gingivalis) Oral malodor is no laughing matter. But don't give spicy foods all the credit. Microbes deserve their share of the glory, too. Make someone smile (as long as they've brushed first.) Beer Yeast (Saccharomyces cerevisiae) Come and get it! This microbe is a baker, and a brewer -- and a scientist to boot. Pretty amazing! Learn about the secrets to its success. BookWorm (Anobium punctatum) Do you have a favorite bookworm? We do! And our book-lover is sure to interest just about any bibliophile. Brain Cell (Neuron) The more brain cells you have, the smarter you are. Chicken Pox (Varicella-Zoster virus) Don't be scared - a new vaccine is making chickenpox roadkill. Common Cold (Rhinovirus) Billions of people a year catch the cold. Now you can get one too -- without getting sick! Learn all about the Common Cold with this cuddly companion. Cough (Bordetella pertussis) Coughs aren't just for smokers anymore -- now anybody can get one! Diarrhea (Campylobacter jejuni) Better in than out; better up than down. Not a fun day when this one hits the fan. Ebola (Ebola Virus) Since its discovery in 1976, Ebola has become the T. Rex of microbes. Share the love! E. Coli (Escherichia coli) Everyone's welcome at a barbecue. Or are they? Egg Cell (Human Ovum) Our egg cell would love to be the newest member of your family -- or get donated to someone special! Flesh Eating Disease (Streptococcus pyogenes) Caused by the same microbe responsible for strep-throats, Flesh Eating can put you on a diet -- fast. Flu (Orthomyxoviridae) This guy may not look too tough, but don't let his cute looks fool you! Once he and his friends show up you're in for a pretty lousy time. Learn about his weaknesses so you can avoid unwanted encounters. Food Poisoning (Bacillus cereus) Taking home food from parties can be fun. Taking home food poisoning from parties can be a pain in the butt. Literally. Gangrene (Clostridium perfringens) Gangrene sets in when you least expect it. Gonorrhea/The Clap (Neisseria gonorrhoeae) One of the most common venereal diseases, Gonorrhea can be easily cured -- or avoided. Know the risks. Heartworm (Dirofilaria immitis) A bad relationship can break your pets' heart. But they'll love this little worm! Herpes (Herpes Simplex Virus 2) Breaking out is hard to do. Learn the facts. H.I.V. (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) Not...