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WELCOME TO SILLY SIGNS OF LIFE THAT MAKE YOU SMILE
In a world full of crisis, chaos and calamity, it's nice to know that there are still some folks around who are inspired by the spirit of wit, wonk and wonder!
The SILLY SIGNS OF LIFE is devoted to all those who put their faith in funnybones, who giggle at gaffes, or who laugh out loud when everyone else says "shhhhh".
ROADSIDE RELIGION
The Temple of Trekkies Welcomes One & All.
Wall-Mart Worshippers Welcome!
I only had 7 days...what did you expect?
For Blackberry believers only!
Sign of the times.
An ad for the milk of human kindness?
A little irony of life.
God r u havn fun?
Dry cleaning for those who need to walk on water?
Thank God for the Man from Glad!
ROADSIDE RELIGION BOOK CLUB PICKS
Church Signs Across America
Is your church prayer conditioned?
Amazon Price: $13.37 (as of 05/10/2008)
Bible Road: Signs of Faith in the American Landscape
Would you like a bible with your burger?
Amazon Price: $21.89 (as of 05/10/2008)
Life is Short, Pray Hard: Forbidden Fruit II:: More Church Signs from Across America (Forbidden Fruit)
America's highways to heaven are paved with the best intentions.
Amazon Price: $7.99 (as of 05/10/2008)
The Great American Book of Church Signs
The Bible Belt as you've never seen it before!
Amazon Price: $13.60 (as of 05/10/2008)
Forbidden Fruit Creates Many Jams
If you're in a pickle, be grateful they don't serve pith and vinegar at this church.
Amazon Price: (as of 05/10/2008)
TEN SIGNS -- YOU'RE HEADED FOR DISASTER
1. You can't remember your name (even with a few hints from Big Bird).2. You're up a stream without a canoe, a paddle or a six-pack of beer.
3. You start a sentence with the words, "I know you'll think I'm crazy but...".
4. You're wearing two different colored socks (which is bad enough), but polishing your white sneakers with black shoe polish is really going too far.
5. You're eating a very juicy hamburger loaded with onions, mushrooms, bacon, cheese, lettuce, two big dill pickles and topped with a giant tomatoe slice and a sprig of parsley.
6. Your spouse to be does not show up for the big gig at the church (where all your family, friends and big wigs from work are waiting naturally).
7. Your car begins to hop, skip and jump, (and your foot isn't even on the gas).
8. You receive an e-mail invitation to your own pink slip party (signed, "Yours affectionately, 'The Hatchet Man'").
9. Your boss signs you up for a new professional development course called "Dragon Slaying 101" (and you're allergic to rubber swords not to mention things that go bleep in the night!)
10. Your long-lost relatives arrive at your home in their rusty five-wheeler with five feisty freaks in tow who haven't had a bath in a month, a pet iguana named "Petunia", and a moose tied to the roof.
SIGNS THAT YOU MAY NEED A HELPING HAND
101 Signs You're Spending Too Much Time With Your Cat
For feline folk who really need a change of scenery!
Amazon Price: $6.95 (as of 05/10/2008)
You Know You're Fifty When
Signs you're clearly over the hill!
Amazon Price: $8.95 (as of 05/10/2008)
Sexscopes: How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy Any Sign
For those who haven't got a clue about sun signs or tiptoeing through the tulips for that matter.
Amazon Price: $11.20 (as of 05/10/2008)
Learn to Sign the Fun Way: Let Your Fingers Do the Talking with Games, Puzzles, and Activities in American Sign Language
For tongue-tied folk with itchy fingers.
Amazon Price: $10.17 (as of 05/10/2008)
Signs of Life: How Complexity Pervades Biology
For scientists who've stuck their head in the sand way too long!
Amazon Price: $18.50 (as of 05/10/2008)
RIPSNORTING ROAD SIGNS
The final road trip.
So where is Ham Sandwich anyway?
And now a word about safety in the streets.
Crab Crossing - Proceed At Your Own Risk?
Cowabunga, will you look at that!
Where all the geese in town hang out!
Who knew Oregon would be so Ho Hum.
Are we there yet?
You know there's a problem when only 18 people live there.
Beware of road warriors and feisty fairies!
STRANGE STREETS AND ODD PLACES
- 50 WORST VACATION SPOTS - PART 1
- Who says travelling across America isn't fun?
- STRANGE STREETS
- Keep your eyes peeled for those wild, weird or wacky street names that contribute to our light-hearted landscape.
- FUNNY PLACE NAMES
- Let's face it, would you want to live in town called "Humptuplips"?
- CHURCH OF CHORTLE
- The best place to find a puckish pew and lots of wacky words of worship on ripsnorting roadsigns.
- HEFFALUMP HEADQUARTERS
- If you haven't seen a heffalump lately, (or any other Perfectly Normal Beast for that matter), do drop by this hilarious hidey hole.
- SOCRATIC ORDER OF SANDBOXES
- A charter member of The Tendentious Wisdom, Intelligence, & Titillation Society (TWITS), which accepts all folks with a wicked sense of humor, not to be confused with members of the Flat Earth Society (FES) who have no funnybones.
- 50 WORST VACATION SPOTS - PART 2
- Clearly if you like the first 25 really bad destinations...you'll love these even more!
- CRUMPETS CLUB
- Crazy coots and crones will find this spot amusing together with folks who love funny food.
GIGGLING GRAFFITI
Cowabunga to you too!
Only in New York!
Have you seen the purple people eater lately?
Okay fess up, who let my dinosaurs out?
I never thought he'd run away and join the circus.
There's only one way to Clown College!
Soul Food for Heavenly Bodies!
Do I look like a Happy Viking Vixen to you?*!
Green with envy will get you no where...trust me.
Who else did you think lived here?
And now a word of advice from a rodent.
Just call me SuperDuper Man!
He went that way stupid!
If the hat fits wear it!
Welcome to Wonderland Wacko!
PITHY POCKETBOOKS FOR GRAFFITI GURUS
Dear Elvis: Graffiti from Graceland
"If this were Disneyland, I'd buy a pair of Elvis Ears."
Amazon Price: $8.95 (as of 05/10/2008)
Subway Art
From paint can to pop art...you'll find it all here.
Amazon Price: $14.96 (as of 05/10/2008)
Dondi White Style Master General: The Life of Graffiti Artist Dondi White
A master of the arban art form.
Amazon Price: $26.00 (as of 05/10/2008)
All-City: The Book About Taking Space
What to do with lots of space and a spraycan or two.
Amazon Price: $12.89 (as of 05/10/2008)
Wall and Piece
Amazon Price: $23.10 (as of 05/10/2008)
ODDBALL SIGNS FOR ODDBALL PEOPLE!
The Sour Pickle Cafe for sourpusses?
Where bumbling bandidos eat!
The better bugs hangout in Victoria!
We're tickled pink when it comes to money!
Ye Old Naked Man Cafe...a real hit!
SILLY SIGNS YOU CAN POST YOURSELF!
Novelty Sign: Business Hours (very funny)
Business as usual...or when the spirit moves me!
Amazon Price: $0.99 (as of 05/10/2008)
Funny Laundry Room Sign
The Maytag Repairman doesn't live here!
Amazon Price: $15.95 (as of 05/10/2008)
Gone Surfing Metal Sign 11-1/4-in x 11-1/4-in
For those who like to 'hang 10'!
Amazon Price: $9.99 (as of 05/10/2008)
Girls Rule - Funny Metal Wall Sign
For women who run with wolves!
Amazon Price: $6.99 (as of 05/10/2008)
CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN!
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the signs are stupid. the video is stupid. i had time on my hands.
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ODD OR OBSCURE SIGNS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE
Who moved my crayons?
We don't do buzz cuts here!
Who let the squidoo loose?
Got Beef?
We don't serve heffalumps here!
Do you think he'll do a repeat engagement?
You got to be kidding!
Definitely members of the bad sign brigade.
Who said pigs can't fly!
Does this look like a library to you?
STUFF TO KNOW FOR FOLKS ON THE GO!
ROADSIDE READERS AND SILLY SIGNPOSTERS
Tell me all about those silly signs you've seen lately that will tickle my funnybone.
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jacquelinestone
I chuckled, giggled, and laughed. Great lens! Please consider adding it to my new group, Get Happy. Posted April 19, 2008 |
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DonkeyoftheDayShirts
Great lens! I love it! Posted March 16, 2008 |
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JohannTheDog
Great lens!!! Posted July 25, 2007 |
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RyanMullin
Good thread! very interesting... For more on graffiti please check out my lens: GrafCaps Posted July 12, 2007 |
