WELCOME TO SILLY SIGNS OF LIFE THAT MAKE YOU SMILE
SILLY SIGNS OF LIFE is devoted to all those who put their faith in funnybones, who giggle at gaffes and glitches, or who can't resist the urge to burst out laughing when everyone else says ""shhhhh"! All of which means that if you're ready to be tickled pink by the spirit wit, wonk and wonder found all around us everyday of our lives...you'll certainly feel right at home here!
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Image Credit: "State refuge" sign found in Lipscomb, Texas (pop. 44), source: kafkan@flickr.com
Terrific Table of Contents
- THE DEPARTMENT OF DOING (...WHAT MAY I ASK?)
- ROADSIDE RELIGION
- ROADSIDE RELIGION BOOK CLUB PICKS
- FIRST COMMANDMENT OF THE PARKING GOD
- NO ANDS, IFS, OR BUTTS ABOUT THIS ONE!
- TEN SIGNS -- YOU'RE HEADED FOR DISASTER
- SIGNS THAT YOU MAY NEED A HELPING HAND
- RIPSNORTING ROAD SIGNS
- STRANGE STREETS AND ODD PLACES
- GIGGLING GRAFFITI
- PITHY POCKETBOOKS FOR GRAFFITI GURUS
- ODDBALL SIGNS FOR ODDBALL PEOPLE!
- SILLY SIGNS YOU CAN POST YOURSELF!
- CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN!
- ODD OR OBSCURE SIGNS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE
- SILLY SIGN FOR THIS MONTH!
- STUFF TO KNOW FOR FOLKS ON THE GO!
- ROADSIDE READERS AND SILLY SIGNPOSTERS
THE DEPARTMENT OF DOING (...WHAT MAY I ASK?)
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Image Credit: Silly sign snapped by Oratoronto@flickr.com in Auckland, New Zealand
ROADSIDE RELIGION
Temple of Trekkies.
Wall-Mart Worshippers!
Had 7 days, whad'ya expect?
For Blackberry believers!
Sign of the times.
milk of human kindness?
A little irony of life.
God r u havn fun?
Clean way to walk on water?
The Man from Glad?
ROADSIDE RELIGION BOOK CLUB PICKS
Church Signs Across America
Is your church prayer conditioned?
Amazon Price: $13.57 (as of 07/10/2009) 
Bible Road: Signs of Faith in the American Landscape
Would you like a bible with your burger?
Amazon Price: $21.89 (as of 07/10/2009)
Life is Short, Pray Hard: Forbidden Fruit II:: More Church Signs from Across America
America's highways to heaven are paved with the best intentions.
Amazon Price: (as of 07/10/2009)
The Great American Book of Church Signs
The Bible Belt as you've never seen it before!
Amazon Price: $20.00 (as of 07/10/2009)
Forbidden Fruit Creates Many Jams
If you're in a pickle, be grateful they don't serve pith and vinegar at this church.
Amazon Price: (as of 07/10/2009)
FIRST COMMANDMENT OF THE PARKING GOD
NO ANDS, IFS, OR BUTTS ABOUT THIS ONE!
TEN SIGNS -- YOU'RE HEADED FOR DISASTER
1. You can't remember your name (even with a few hints from Big Bird).2. You're up a stream without a canoe, a paddle or a six-pack of beer.
3. You start a sentence with the words, "I know you'll think I'm crazy but...".
4. You're wearing two different colored socks (which is bad enough), but polishing your white sneakers with black shoe polish is really going too far.
5. You're eating a very juicy hamburger loaded with onions, mushrooms, bacon, cheese, lettuce, two big dill pickles and topped with a giant tomatoe slice and a sprig of parsley.
6. Your spouse to be does not show up for the big gig at the church (where all your family, friends and big wigs from work are waiting naturally).
7. Your car begins to hop, skip and jump, (and your foot isn't even on the gas).
8. You receive an e-mail invitation to your own pink slip party (signed, "Yours affectionately, 'The Hatchet Man'").
9. Your boss signs you up for a new professional development course called "Dragon Slaying 101" (and you're allergic to rubber swords not to mention things that go bleep in the night!)
10. Your long-lost relatives arrive at your home in their rusty five-wheeler with five feisty freaks in tow who haven't had a bath in a month, a pet iguana named "Petunia", and a moose tied to the roof.
SIGNS THAT YOU MAY NEED A HELPING HAND
101 Signs You're Spending Too Much Time With Your Cat
For feline folk who really need a change of scenery!
Amazon Price: $6.95 (as of 07/10/2009)
You Know You're Fifty When
Signs you're clearly over the hill!
Amazon Price: $9.95 (as of 07/10/2009)
Sexscopes: How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy Any Sign
For those who haven't got a clue about sun signs or tiptoeing through the tulips for that matter.
Amazon Price: $11.20 (as of 07/10/2009)
Learn to Sign the Fun Way: Let Your Fingers Do the Talking with Games, Puzzles, and Activities in American Sign Language
For tongue-tied folk with itchy fingers.
Amazon Price: $10.17 (as of 07/10/2009)
Signs of Life: How Complexity Pervades Biology
For scientists who've stuck their head in the sand way too long!
Amazon Price: $12.86 (as of 07/10/2009)
RIPSNORTING ROAD SIGNS
The final road trip.
Okay, so where's the cheese?
Safety in the streets.
Proceed At Your Own Risk?
Cowabunga, will you look at that!
Goosey Goosey gander...
A Ho Hum place!
Are we there yet?
For happy souls only!
Beware of feisty fairies!
Smoochers wanted!
Beware of Big Boobs?
STRANGE STREETS AND ODD PLACES
- 50 WORST VACATION SPOTS - PART 1
- Who says travelling across America isn't fun?
- STRANGE STREETS
- Keep your eyes peeled for those wild, weird or wacky street names that contribute to our light-hearted landscape.
- FUNNY PLACE NAMES
- Let's face it, would you want to live in town called "Humptuplips"?
- CHURCH OF CHORTLE
- The best place to find a puckish pew and lots of wacky words of worship on ripsnorting roadsigns.
- HEFFALUMP HEADQUARTERS
- If you haven't seen a heffalump lately, (or any other Perfectly Normal Beast for that matter), do drop by this hilarious hidey hole.
- SOCRATIC ORDER OF SANDBOXES
- A charter member of The Tendentious Wisdom, Intelligence, & Titillation Society (TWITS), which accepts all folks with a wicked sense of humor, not to be confused with members of the Flat Earth Society (FES) who have no funnybones.
- 50 WORST VACATION SPOTS - PART 2
- Clearly if you like the first 25 really bad destinations...you'll love these even more!
- CRUMPETS CLUB
- Crazy coots and crones will find this spot amusing together with folks who love funny food.
GIGGLING GRAFFITI
Cowabunga to you too!
Only in New York!
Purple People Eater?
Dinosaurs are pets!
One very klutzy kid!
Only one way to Clown College!
For Heavenly Bodies!
I am a Viking Vixen?*!
A groovy green guy?
Guru of The Garbage Can
Oh rats!
Call me Dapper Dan!
He went that way stupid!
If the hat fits wear it!
Welcome to Wacko!
PITHY POCKETBOOKS FOR GRAFFITI GURUS
Dear Elvis: Graffiti from Graceland
"If this were Disneyland, I'd buy a pair of Elvis Ears."
Amazon Price: $8.95 (as of 07/10/2009)
Subway Art
From paint can to pop art...you'll find it all here.
Amazon Price: $14.96 (as of 07/10/2009)
Dondi White Style Master General: The Life of Graffiti Artist Dondi White
A master of the arban art form.
Amazon Price: $29.20 (as of 07/10/2009)
All-City: The Book About Taking Space
What to do with lots of space and a spraycan or two.
Amazon Price: $14.21 (as of 07/10/2009)
Wall and Piece
Amazon Price: $23.10 (as of 07/10/2009)
ODDBALL SIGNS FOR ODDBALL PEOPLE!
For sourpusses only!
Burrito bandidos only!
Don't bug me!
We're tickled pink!
Ye Old Naked Man!
SILLY SIGNS YOU CAN POST YOURSELF!
Novelty Sign: Business Hours (very funny)
Business as usual...or when the spirit moves me!
Amazon Price: $0.01 (as of 07/10/2009)
Funny Laundry Room Sign
The Maytag Repairman doesn't live here!
Amazon Price: $15.95 (as of 07/10/2009)
CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN!
funny signs
the signs are stupid. the video is stupid. i had time on my hands.
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ODD OR OBSCURE SIGNS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE
Who moved my crayons?
We don't do buzz cuts!
A silly squidoo!
Got Beef?
Heffalumps welcome too!
A repeat engagement?
The thief of time.
Posh posteriors!
Pigs can't fly?
Shhhh!
SILLY SIGN FOR THIS MONTH!
STUFF TO KNOW FOR FOLKS ON THE GO!
ROADSIDE READERS AND SILLY SIGNPOSTERS
Tell me all about those silly signs you've seen lately that will tickle my funnybone.
kiwisoutback wrote...
Butts wynd? Remind me to carry my closepin when driving near that one! Welcome to the road trip group.
Posted April 08, 2009
seedplanter wrote...
This is too funny!
Your funnybone must be at full throttle.
Thanks for the laugh. You're right; the world needs humor more than ever. I'm lensrolling to one of my humor lenses.
Posted December 05, 2008
jacquelinestone wrote...
I chuckled, giggled, and laughed. Great lens! Please consider adding it to my new group, Get Happy.
Posted April 19, 2008
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