Six Feet Under

Six Feet Under Quotes 

• Nate: Look, I have to go identify our dead father's body. I'm sorry you're having a bad drug experience, but deal with it.
• Nate: Yeah, I'll have a double dub - uh - uh - a - a Chubby - a double Chubby - a Chubby Chubby - a double double - a double chubby - a chubby chubby - a chub - I'll have a doub - I'll have a double Chubby cheeseburger.
• Nate: This is my... uh, my girlfriend, Brenda.
  Brenda: I prefer the term "fuck puppet".
• Nate: Why do you treat me like shit all the time, Brenda?
  Brenda: Because I've had a really fucked-up life and I need sarcasm to hide how ridiculously miserable I am!
• Mitzi Dalton-Huntley: [David hands Mitzi a cup of coffee] Now you didn't go putting rat poison in here, did ya?
  Nate: Drink it and find out.
• Ruth: Claire... wake up! We're leaving, pack up!
  Claire: Oh, my God, Mom, I feel like Anne Frank!
  Ruth: If you don't hurry, we'll have to go spinning!
  Claire: Oh, my God!
• Billy: That's the thing about Narcissus, it's not thst he's so fucking in love with himself, because he isn't at all, he fucking hates himself. It's that without that reflection looking back at him... he doesn't exist.
• David: [recording an answering machine message] Hi, it's David and Keith, but we can't come to the phone right now because we're too *gay*.
• Officer Keith Charles: Most guys I meet, they kinda just want me to be one thing.
  Claire: What? Like, big black sex cop?
• Taylor: My mom says my uncle Keith is a punk-ass fudge packer, because he likes men instead of women. Does that mean that you're a punk-ass fudge packer, too?