The Sizzling Bacon Lens!

Breakfast is the most important meal but why waste the most important meal on something healthy and dry and full of bran. (if you need me I'll be in the restroom) Have a happy breakfast with lots of yummy fat and grease. So what if you should probably have some defibrillator paddles handy because bacon is worth it. That donut sugar high always makes you crash and sausage and your stomach have been known to argue. They are often in a fight. It's an on again off again relationship, but bacon. Bacon is so yummy so tasty so good it makes your left arm tingle then go numb then you fall over but enough about all the coronary infarction jokes. Enjoy your salty treat once in awhile. If you have it for breakfast then the for lunch you order the good morning burger with bacon Canadian bacon Mexican Bacon and a fried egg on top* then have a bacon wrapped t-bone for dinner everyday then maybe you have a slight problem and shouldn't be reading this website. (Although I have the feeling they are going to post lots of diet ads here. Like Atkins and extreme Atkins and super Atkins 3 revenge of the son of Atkins)

*Yes that is a Simpsons reference, and no I don't know what Mexican Bacon is but I want some! Maybe it's got jalapenos infused in the fatty parts.

Every yin must have a yang and every Donald must have a Rosie (sorry about the outdated reference but I am too busy thinking about bacon to concentrate on finding a better reference. Mmmm bacon.) Sausage is the Joker to Bacon's batman The wicked witch to bacon's Dorothy. I am not saying Sausage is evil it's just misunderstood like in Wicked. Are you team bacon or team sausage? How do you like your deadly salty meat? Do you think sausage is best when its soaked in that white salty lumberjack gravy? Do you appreciate a good sausage fest? Come on who doesn't love a sausagefest?

These awesome shoes have a pattern made of bacon! Everyone loves bacon the king of all meats. It's meat candy. No pigs were harmed in the making of this tasty design. Remember to have a greasy breakfast and a happy day and to always wear your bacon shoes!




This awesome tie has a pattern made of bacon! Everyone loves bacon the king of all meats. It's meat candy. No pigs were harmed in the making of this tasty design. Remember to have a greasy breakfast and a happy work day with your awesome bacon tie!




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Carbs are another competitor for king of breakfast foods and their leader is the mighty donut. Donut is backed by an army of muffins including his heavyweight muffin friends. The Costco sized muffins are the bouncers of the breakfast world. See if they will let you in past the velvet ropes at the local Denny's. Other members of the carb army are not so powerful. Dried out coffee chain pastries have little or no defenses against those mighty strips of bacony goodness, and breakfast bars just don't pack enough of a hunger satisfying punch! Cereal is just kids stuff and usually all wet.

Carbs main angle of attack is its ease. They are instant you don't need to get out that pan or even use the microwave. Many carbs are portable so if you are really in a hurry you just grab them and eat them on the way to work. However most carbs don't give you the same feeling you get after a bacon breakfast. You know when you just finished off the whole plate and you feel kind of guilty for eating 27,000 calories in one sitting but you still kind of have that salty taste on your lips and it's so good, plus whatever happened to just plain being naughty anyway? In this day and age everything is ok. Showing your boxers in public is normal and every you tube celebrity has their own racy leaked video but actually eating something that tastes good is the last shocking thing you can do. It's positively verboten in some circles like Hollywood. Catch a Kardashian sister eating bacon and TMZ may just implode in on itself.

Eggs are Bacons Pal! They do tons of stuff together and each adds something to the relationship although eggs have been known to piss bacon off by hanging out with sausage and Canadian Bacon. They also don't mind sharing a plate with members of the evil carb family as long as those members are hash browns. Any other carbs like English muffins get banished to a separate plate.

Everyone loves a sausagefest. Especially if you are a girl. Ain't no fest like a sausage fest! It's time to up those odds already!



I've gotta hole lotta love for you and for donut holes. MMMM donuts. Honestly who doesn't have a love for that deep fried pastry goodness. Show your breakfast love with this cute donut hole design today.


Don't you hate it when there is something you didn't order mixed in with your toppings? Especially when it's so slimy and gross. Oh No! There is fungus among us! That's even worse than a stray bell pepper. Get this funny pepperoni vs. mushroom pizza lovers design today. It makes a great gift!

Pepperoni is like international bacon while Canadian bacon is just basically ham. OK I seriously don't get Canadian Bacon's deal but that's just me. It's kind of like the white chocolate of bacon. Does it even qualify as a bacon? I should probably add something about Salami here but I am not really a fan so whatever.

Summer Sausage
I don't know if summer sausage (aka beefstick) counts as a sausage but it rocks. When I was a kid I lived near a hickory farms that actually sold beefstick sandwiches. So not only did you get an overdose of salty deadly meat for lunch but you also got too much mayo with it! Plus there were no pesky vegetables to ruin your culinary experience. I am thinking that the occasional purchase of these might have been neglectful parenting on my parents part but hey social services never found out.

Bacon Bits
I'm not really sure what to put about bacon bits. On the one hand they make salads actually tolerable but on the other hand half the time they are not even real bacon. Nor do they resemble real bacon. Instead they seemed to be hardened rocks of seasoning salt. Or maybe they are crumbled up beggin strips dog treats. Really who knows? It's a culinary mystery.

Pick a breakfast side!
How do you like your greasy unhealthy extra tasty salty breakfast meat. Are you team sausage or team bacon? Declare your allegiance in the breakfast food war. This design looks extra good when worn in a vinyl booth at your local coffee shop diner or greasy spoon. Wear it with a side of eggs!





Bacon is so five minutes ago sausage is the fatty artery clogging meat treat of the now. Keep up with the trends you breakfast hipster you.

This bumper sticker let's everyone know I am brakin for bacon. It looks best in the parking lot outside the coffee shop, diner, and your favorite greasy spoon. Who doesn't want to brake for bacon? Let them eat pancakes instead.

True love can be found at your local coffee shop and it's sitting right there next to the eggs and the hash browns. Shout to the world about your love of bacon. It's so greasy so salty so fatty so good. Meat candy joy will be had and worn with this bacon lovers design!




Bacon it's more than a breakfast it's a lifestyle! Join the cult of bacon today. Tasty tasty bacon will improve your life. This delicious crisp fatty yummy breakfast design goes great with eggs



Get on the varsity Bacon team!
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It's time to get down to business with this unique business card. Get your name out in cheeky fried food style. Will you win some business card drawings, I can't say but who wouldn't want to reach for the bacon! Bring home the bacon with the bacon business card.