Skeleton Bones

stargazer00 by stargazer00
Last updated: 11/09/2011

Skeleton Bones~Do you find them humerus?

Skeleton bones make good fodder for funny captions. I think you will enjoy making up creative captions for these skeleton images. For example, this guy (gal?) looks like he is totally depressed and has lost his last friend. Or is it that he is shaking with laughter and hiding his face? Tell me what you think is going on with these skeleton bones.

I ran across these great skeleton illustrations a while back and tucked them away knowing they would be useful one day. It is finally time to drag these skeleton bones out of the closet and put them to work.

This page has been around for a while now and has collected some wonderful captions on the skeleton images. Keep reading for some laughs.

Flirtatious Skeleton Bones

What do you think this skeleton is thinking?

Does this shroud make me look fat?

15 points

I'm too sexy for my shirt...

6 points

On me it looks good.

3 points

I haven't got a thing to wear

3 points

Egyptian cotton or percale do you think?

2 points

After 3,000 years, Superman finally puts down his cape.

2 points

I just can't find a thing to wear.

2 points

what ?!?! this ISN'T a clothing optional beach ????

2 points

This dress should fit me now

1 point

This ol' thing will never cover-up this ol' rack!

1 point

do I have tan lines??

1 point

Is this the right color?

1 point

She was so beautiful in this...

0 points

Soft, but is it warm?

0 points

I'm off to the bathtub.

0 points

Old Navy? I don't think so.

0 points

I think I'll slip into something more comfortable...

0 points

This arthritis will be the death of me

0 points

A little privacy please

0 points

Great, now I need a bath. I told you I don't like tomato soup.

0 points

Think I'll put this on... I feel a draft.

0 points

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The Human Bone Manual

All about Skeleton Bones

The Human Bone Manual

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"As a human osteology manual, this book is an excellent resource for archaeologists, palaeontologists and forensic anthropologists. It is a thoroughly written, well illustrated and can be highly recommended."
- Francis Thackeray, Transvaal Museum, Pretoria
South Africa

Psychedelic Hippie Skull

Skeleton Bones on a Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Psychedelic Hippie Skull Jr. Jersey T-ShirtPsychedelic Hippie Skull Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Here is a Psychedelic Hippie Skull any flower power child from the late 60's or early 70's would love! Available on many styles of t-shirts and gifts!

Product Information
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Skeleton Bones with an hour glass

What do you think this skeleton is saying?

Like Sand Through The Hourglass, so are the Days Of Our Lives.

5 points

(sigh) I think I really overslept this time.

5 points

I don't have time to die!

2 points

It's time.

2 points

The time has come to write how my diet worked for me

1 point

One grain at the time - one day at the time - live longer

1 point

One hour before I have to be back. What to do. . . .?

1 point

Stupid alarm clock...

1 point

So much to do, so little time.

1 point

Oh, I had the time of my li-i-fe (sung to the tune from Dity Dancing!) AJ

1 point

Who care about time, I'm still here!

1 point

how to fix this damn watch on my forearm??

1 point

This is the only watch I can wear.... All the others keep slipping away from my fist!

1 point

I don't hear anything in there.

0 points

Dang it...time for Bob and Sue to be coming. Bathtime will have to wait.

0 points

When in doubt, take time out.

0 points

Who Me?

0 points

By the looks of it, my whole body cleansing diet is over now.

0 points

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Skulls and Roses

Skeleton Bones on a Lady's T-shirt

Skull and Rose w/ tribal Jr. Spaghetti TanktSkull and Rose w/ tribal Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Rose and Skulls with a tribal background. This design will make you stand out in the crowd

Product Information
Our spaghetti tank from American Apparel will keep you in style year round. Made of soft 100% superfine combed cotton baby rib, this tank provides the perfect silhouette.

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Prayer Skeleton Bones

What is this skeleton praying for?

Please keep those Halloween kids away from me!

3 points

Please don't let me get fat

2 points

A Big Mac, please! Can't you see how I NEED it?

2 points

"Oh, LORD, please keep the dogs on their leashes today."

2 points

Oh please, send me somebody to love.

2 points

And thank you for Betsy, who's making me some clothes!

1 point

Please, just one more day!

1 point

Please give me more skeleton bones

1 point

"Lord, please tell me what these letters above my head mean. They've been following me around all day, and well, it's getting old."

1 point

Please lord help me find a size -2

1 point

oh lord, let me find a working anorexy therapy!

1 point

36, 36, oh please let the powerball number be 36.

1 point

Please God...Let the New England Patriots beat the St Louis Rams in Superbowl XXXVI and Tom Brady be the MVP!!!

1 point

Forgiveness!

0 points

Please send me an appetite. I really need to gain some weight.

0 points

Deliver me, please

0 points

So,this is what they mean by prayer bones!

0 points

OH, GOD! WHY!

0 points

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Skeleton T-Shirt

T-Shirt with Skeleton Bones

Skeleton Glow In The Dark Costume T-Shirt

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Not just for Halloween, this awesome Skeleton T-Shirt has a Glow In The Dark Skeleton on it. Wear it for Halloween or as a conversation piece any other time of year.

Play Hard Skull

Skeleton Bones

Play Hard Skull Dark T-ShirtPlay Hard Skull Dark T-Shirt
Play your bass guitar hard and fast while wearing one of these kick ass Play Hard Play Fast Bass Guitar and Skull t-shirts and gifts! For the hard core music lover!

Product Information
Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

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Skeleton Bones, Human and Fish

What is this skeleton image all about?

You should have seen the one that got away

7 points

Man! When is she ever gonna get ready!?

1 point

Harry loved fishing so much that when his day finally came, rather than burial his family thought he would like this better.

1 point

We make a good pair.

1 point

33, 33, oh no, the powerball number was 33

1 point

Yep! I remember catching that fish! What a great day that was!

0 points

Man...I wish I would have eaten him!

0 points

And they said that if you eat fish you will live longer =(

0 points

Why is it that everytime I try to catch fish I end up catching a cow's head instead? Oh well.

0 points

Which one got away?

0 points

"Yeah, I got a big one, but don't you think it looks kinda... boney?"

0 points

My skeleton bones are better than your skeleton bones!

0 points

Yeah, I'm just that good.

0 points

Yah... we both seem to be in the same boat!

0 points

I caught a dog-fish. How? It was enough to show him some bones!

0 points

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Bag of Skeleton Bones - Full 28 Piece Set

Get these Skeleton Bones for Halloween

DELUXE HALLOWEEN BAG OF SKELETON BONES - FULL 28 PIECE SET - PERFECT FOR A HALLOWEEN GRAVEYARD or HAUNTED HOUSE

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Spooky assortment of bones!
28 Pieces total
Bones measure 6" to 12" assorted.
Perfect Halloween Graveyard Decor!
Halloween Skeleton

Hard Rock Skulls

Skeleton Bones

Grunge Skulls White T-ShirtGrunge Skulls White T-Shirt
Hard Rock Skulls with Grungy Guitars printed on a wide selection of t-shirts and gifts for any hard rock and roll fan! Great gifts for hard rock lovers!

Product Information
The most comfortable t-shirt ever! Our 100% cotton, Hanes Authentic Tagless T-Shirt is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

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Is this skeleton weeping or laughing?

What is the story behind these skeleton bones?

The wrist bone is connected to the... which one is that?

4 points

...8, 9, 10 -- Ready or not, here I come!!

4 points

It was just a diet product I bought on the internet!

2 points

It's so tiring being gorgeous!

2 points

How do I reattach that?!

2 points

This is why you don't play with super glue...

2 points

It's Mr. Burns! "Ex-cellent."

1 point

I think it's a splinter.

1 point

My contact has to be around here somewhere.

0 points

"She *sniff* said I was too old for her!"

0 points

Hurry and DRAW!

0 points

They don't understand why I won't turn around... I don't have any clothes on...

0 points

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Bending Skeleton Bones

Would you like to have this Skeleton Bones image for your very own?

Grunge Guitar Skull

Skeleton Bones with Guitar

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A grungy guitar rock and roll t-shirt and gift design made just for guitar players! Grunge Guitar T-shirts and gifts! Rock on!

Product Information
Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

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Skeleton Bones, singing or lamenting?

I choose to think this skeleton is singing!

I lost 170 pounds! Have you called Jenny yet?

4 points

I did it my way! (AJ)

3 points

Oh sweet mystery of life at last I have found you!

2 points

I left my heart in San Francisco. . . .

2 points

Why me Lord?

1 point

Dem bones, Dem bones, them dry bones, now hear the word of the Lord!

1 point

Hey! Where's my top hat?

1 point

singing "My Old Kentucky Home"

1 point

"One more dawn! One more day! One day moooooooooooore!"

1 point

Puttin' on the Ritz

1 point

I've been standing here forever. I'll never get a ride, now!

1 point

Why or why did I read Thinner?

0 points

Dr. House was a real work horse. He worked until he could work no longer.

0 points

Work your fingers to the bone, and what do you get? Bony fingers.

0 points

Alas Poor Yorick! Unfortunately I still know that yuckster too well...

0 points

Nobody knows the troubles I've seen, Nobody knows but jesus...

0 points

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Skeleton

A book about Skeleton Bones

Skeleton (DK Eyewitness Books)

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The skeleton is the framework of the body. It supports, moves, and protects, allowing us to walk, run, jump, and swim. Eyewitness Skeleton brings its complexity and ingenuity of design vividly to life. Starting with the human skeleton, it explains how each set of bones functions. It examines in detail the construction of the skull, spine and rib cage, hands, arms, legs, and feet

Flaming Skull with Dragons

A great wall clock with Skeleton Bones

Flaming Skull Dragons Wall ClockFlaming Skull Dragons Wall Clock
This flaming skull has twin dragons on each side overlaying a hypnotic black and orange swirl pattern.


Product Information
A very nice addition to any room in your home or office with our 10 inch wall clock. Black plastic case. Requires 1 AA battery ( which is included).

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Skeleton Tights Adult

Womens Skeleton Pantyhose(One Size-As Shown)

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The goth contemporary subculture began in the United Kingdom during the early 1980s in the gothic rock scene, an offshoot of the post-punk genre. The goth subculture has survived much longer than others of the same era, and has continued to diversify. Its imagery and cultural proclivities indicate influences from nineteenth century Gothic literature along with horror movies.

Skeleton Bones, Contemplating

What is this skeleton thinking about?

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio..."

3 points

If she only had a body to go with this lovely skull.

2 points

Two heads are better than one?

2 points

If I only had a brain. . .

2 points

I thought I ordered a boneless ham.

1 point

Oh, how I miss sweet Peggy...

1 point

One down 205 to go...

1 point

Roast beef again?

0 points

Now what am I supposed to do with this?

0 points

Don't get a head of yourself.

0 points

Let me see...what comes next?? the neck bone is connected to the ???

0 points

Damn it! Where did I bury the body!

0 points

now, if this isn't MINE ....

0 points

I hate the customer service department.

0 points

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Leaning Skeleton

Skeleton Bones to hang over the mantle.

Skull Roses Snake Heart

Skull Roses Skeleton Bones!

Skull Roses Snake Heart Women's V-Neck Dark TSkull Roses Snake Heart Women's V-Neck Dark T
A Skull and Crossbones plus Two Tribal Roses and a Tribal Heart made out of two Tribal Snake Heads.

Product Information
Our 100% cotton, women's v-neck dark tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

* 5.6 oz. 100% cotton
* Standard fit

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Skeleton Bones and a Cherub

What is the interaction between the Cherub and the Skeleton Bones?

Your coat good sir.

3 points

This'll cover your tired old bones...

1 point

I told you not to overdo that Strip That Fat Diet you found on Clickbank! (AJ)

1 point

Tag, you're it.

1 point

A little shade will help.

1 point

You'll catch your death of cold standing there with no coat!

1 point

Hey little guy, leave my skeleton bones alone!

0 points

Please help make me presentable to meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates!

0 points

Too bad for you old man!

0 points

Danwick, just put my cape over there, I don't think I'll be going out to eat tonight.

0 points

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Skeleton Bones Links

Read more about fascinating Skeleton Bones

William Cheselden Osteographia or the Anatamy of Bones
Like his teacher, William Cowper, William Cheselden was trained or self-taught as an artist, and he achieved the highest expression of his art in the production of Osteographia, the most artistically interesting osteological atlas ever produced. Cheselden had the book printed at his own expense in an edition of 400 copies printed for subscribers, after which the plates were destroyed "that the price of the book may never sink in the possession of the subscribers"
Skeleton Bones by Andreas Vesalius
Andreas Vesalius's De Humani Corporis Fabrica

De Humani Corporis Fabrica (On the Fabric of the Human Body) is one of the most influential works in the history of Western medicine. It was conceived and written by 28-year-old Andreas Vesalius (1514-1564), a professor at the University of Padua. Vesalius was both a gifted dissector and a learned scholar whose great contribution was to apply to anatomy the critical methods developed by the Renaissance humanist scholars.
Surprising Facts about Skeleton Bones
While everyone possesses skeleton bones, there are relatively few of us who understand much about the bones that comprise the structure of our bodies
Human Skeleton Bones - Learning The Human Anatomy
Even though each and every one of us has the same bones in our bodies, most of us can't identify more than a few. Learning about the human body is fascinating which is likely the reason high school biology classes are so much fun.
Skeleton Bones Chords
Learn to play "Skeleton Bones" with online video lessons
I know it's nearly impossible to find any chords or tab for this song,
so I thought I'd give it a shot. I'm pretty sure it's right, or at least
close to right. But please, if you have any corrections or suggestions,
feel free to let me know!
Diagram of the Human Skeleton
The skeleton is a supportive and protective structure in humans and other animals, against which the force of muscles acts. A normal adult human skeleton consists of 206 named bones (or 213 if each of the nine fused vertebrae of the sacrum and coccyx are counted as independent bones). The individual bones of the skeleton are connected by three types of joints, which differ in the type and amount of movement they allow.
Human Skeleton Bones Printout
The human skeleton consists of 206 bones. We are actually born with more bones (about 300), but many fuse together as a child grows up. These bones support your body and allow you to move. Bones contain a lot of calcium (an element found in milk, broccoli, and other foods). Bones manufacture blood cells and store important minerals.

Sitting Skeleton Bones

Why is this Skeleton Bones looking at his foot?

Dang sliver...

3 points

Ah, looks like I have got Toe Nail Fungus again - plenty of lenses on Squidoo will tell me how to fix it! (AJ)

2 points

Dang dog walkers ...

2 points

I wonder if I can touch my nose with my big toe? Dang, where is my nose?

1 point

This little piggy went to market, this little piggy ...

1 point

Ok, who left the pin on the floor!?

1 point

I REALLY need to clip my nails..

0 points

Those spike heels looked hot but my tootsies are complaining now!

0 points

Like my cousin Achmed, I think I'm getting poliosys

0 points

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