Skeleton Bones

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Skeleton Bones~Do you find them humerus?

Skeleton bones make good fodder for funny captions. I think you will enjoy making up creative captions for these skeleton images. For example, this guy (gal?) looks like he is totally depressed and has lost his last friend. Or is it that he is shaking with laughter and hiding his face? Tell me what you think is going on with these skeleton bones.

I ran across these great skeleton illustrations a while back and tucked them away knowing they would be useful one day. It is finally time to drag these skeleton bones out of the closet and put them to work.

Flirtatious Skeleton Bones 

What do you think this skeleton is thinking?

Does this shroud make me look fat?

14 points

I'm to sexy for my shirt...

5 points

On me it looks good.

2 points

I haven't got a thing to wear

2 points

Egyptian cotton or percale do you think?

2 points

This dress should fit me now

1 point

After 3,000 years, Superman finally puts down his cape.

1 point

I just can't find a thing to wear.

1 point

This ol' thing will never cover-up this ol' rack!

1 point

do I have tan lines??

1 point

what ?!?! this ISN'T a clothing optional beach ????

1 point

She was so beautiful in this...

0 points

Soft, but is it warm?

0 points

I'm off to the bathtub.

0 points

Old Navy? I don't think so.

0 points

I think I'll slip into something more comfortable...

0 points

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The Human Bone Manual 

All about Skeleton Bones

The Human Bone Manual

Amazon Price: $32.76 (as of 01/01/2010)Buy Now

"As a human osteology manual, this book is an excellent resource for archaeologists, palaeontologists and forensic anthropologists. It is a thoroughly written, well illustrated and can be highly recommended."
- Francis Thackeray, Transvaal Museum, Pretoria
South Africa

Psychedelic Hippie Skull 

Skeleton Bones on a Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Psychedelic Hippie Skull Jr. Jersey T-ShirtPsychedelic Hippie Skull Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Here is a Psychedelic Hippie Skull any flower power child from the late 60's or early 70's would love! Available on many styles of t-shirts and gifts!
$27.99

Product Information
Turn heads in this hot, hip, curve-hugging tee from American Apparel. Made of ultra-fine, ring-spun cotton, it gets softer with each washing. Lightweight for summer comfort or winter layering, it's a casual, effortless way to ensure you're stylin' in comfort.

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Skeleton Bones with an hour glass 

What do you think this skeleton is saying?

Like Sand Through The Hourglass, so are the Days Of Our Lives.

4 points

(sigh) I think I really overslept this time.

4 points

I don't have time to die!

1 point

The time has come to write how my diet worked for me

1 point

One grain at the time - one day at the time - live longer

1 point

One hour before I have to be back. What to do. . . .?

1 point

Stupid alarm clock...

1 point

So much to do, so little time.

1 point

Oh, I had the time of my li-i-fe (sung to the tune from Dity Dancing!) AJ

1 point

Who care about time, I'm still here!

1 point

I don't hear anything in there.

0 points

Dang it...time for Bob and Sue to be coming. Bathtime will have to wait.

0 points

When in doubt, take time out.

0 points

Who Me?

0 points

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Skulls and Roses 

Skeleton Bones on a Lady's T-shirt

Skull and Rose w/ tribal Jr. Spaghetti TanktSkull and Rose w/ tribal Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Rose and Skulls with a tribal background. This design will make you stand out in the crowd
$24.99

Product Information
Our spaghetti tank from American Apparel will keep you in style year round. Made of soft 100% superfine combed cotton baby rib, this tank provides the perfect silhouette.

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Prayer Skeleton Bones 

What is this skeleton praying for?

Please keep those Halloween kids away from me!

2 points

A Big Mac, please! Can't you see how I NEED it?

2 points

Please don't let me get fat

1 point

And thank you for Betsy, who's making me some clothes!

1 point

Please, just one more day!

1 point

"Oh, LORD, please keep the dogs on their leashes today."

1 point

Please give me more skeleton bones

1 point

"Lord, please tell me what these letters above my head mean. They've been following me around all day, and well, it's getting old."

1 point

Please lord help me find a size -2

1 point

OH, GOD! WHY!

1 point

Forgiveness!

0 points

Please send me an appetite. I really need to gain some weight.

0 points

Deliver me, please

0 points

So,this is what they mean by prayer bones!

0 points

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Skeleton T-Shirt 

T-Shirt with Skeleton Bones

Skeleton Glow In The Dark Costume T-Shirt

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Not just for Halloween, this awesome Skeleton T-Shirt has a Glow In The Dark Skeleton on it. Wear it for Halloween or as a conversation piece any other time of year.

Play Hard Skull 

Skeleton Bones

Play Hard Skull Dark T-ShirtPlay Hard Skull Dark T-Shirt
Play your bass guitar hard and fast while wearing one of these kick ass Play Hard Play Fast Bass Guitar and Skull t-shirts and gifts! For the hard core music lover!
$27.99

Product Information
Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

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Skeleton Bones, Human and Fish 

What is this skeleton image all about?

You should have seen the one that got away

7 points

Harry loved fishing so much that when his day finally came, rather than burial his family thought he would like this better.

1 point

Yep! I remember catching that fish! What a great day that was!

0 points

Man...I wish I would have eaten him!

0 points

Man! When is she ever gonna get ready!?

0 points

And they said that if you eat fish you will live longer =(

0 points

Why is it that everytime I try to catch fish I end up catching a cow's head instead? Oh well.

0 points

Which one got away?

0 points

"Yeah, I got a big one, but don't you think it looks kinda... boney?"

0 points

My skeleton bones are better than your skeleton bones!

0 points

Yeah, I'm just that good.

0 points

Yah... we both seem to be in the same boat!

0 points

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Bag of Skeleton Bones - Full 28 Piece Set 

Get these Skeleton Bones for Halloween

DELUXE HALLOWEEN BAG OF SKELETON BONES - FULL 28 PIECE SET - PERFECT FOR A HALLOWEEN GRAVEYARD or HAUNTED HOUSE

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Spooky assortment of bones!
28 Pieces total
Bones measure 6" to 12" assorted.
Perfect Halloween Graveyard Decor!
Halloween Skeleton

Hard Rock Skulls 

Skeleton Bones

Grunge Skulls White T-ShirtGrunge Skulls White T-Shirt
Hard Rock Skulls with Grungy Guitars printed on a wide selection of t-shirts and gifts for any hard rock and roll fan! Great gifts for hard rock lovers!
$26.99

Product Information
The most comfortable t-shirt ever! Our 100% cotton, Hanes Authentic Tagless T-Shirt is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

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Is this skeleton weeping or laughing? 

What is the story behind these skeleton bones?

The wrist bone is connected to the... which one is that?

4 points

...8, 9, 10 -- Ready or not, here I come!!

3 points

It's so tiring being gorgeous!

2 points

This is why you don't play with super glue...

2 points

It was just a diet product I bought on the internet!

1 point

How do I reattach that?!

1 point

It's Mr. Burns! "Ex-cellent."

1 point

My contact has to be around here somewhere.

0 points

"She *sniff* said I was too old for her!"

0 points

0 points

Hurry and DRAW!

0 points

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Bending Skeleton Bones 

Would you like to have this Skeleton Bones image for your very own?

Grunge Guitar Skull 

Skeleton Bones with Guitar

Grunge Guitar Dark T-ShirtGrunge Guitar Dark T-Shirt
A grungy guitar rock and roll t-shirt and gift design made just for guitar players! Grunge Guitar T-shirts and gifts! Rock on!
$27.99

Product Information
Look cool without breaking the bank. Our durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to go comfortably casual. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

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Skeleton Bones, singing or lamenting? 

I choose to think this skeleton is singing!

I lost 170 pounds! Have you called Jenny yet?

4 points

Oh sweet mystery of life at last I have found you!

2 points

Why me Lord?

1 point

Dem bones, Dem bones, them dry bones, now hear the word of the Lord!

1 point

Hey! Where's my top hat?

1 point

singing "My Old Kentucky Home"

1 point

I left my heart in San Francisco. . . .

1 point

"One more dawn! One more day! One day moooooooooooore!"

1 point

Puttin' on the Ritz

1 point

I did it my way! (AJ)

1 point

I've been standing here forever. I'll never get a ride, now!

1 point

Why or why did I read Thinner?

0 points

Dr. House was a real work horse. He worked until he could work no longer.

0 points

Work your fingers to the bone, and what do you get? Bony fingers.

0 points

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Skeleton  

A book about Skeleton Bones

Skeleton (DK Eyewitness Books)

Amazon Price: $10.87 (as of 01/01/2010)Buy Now

The skeleton is the framework of the body. It supports, moves, and protects, allowing us to walk, run, jump, and swim. Eyewitness Skeleton brings its complexity and ingenuity of design vividly to life. Starting with the human skeleton, it explains how each set of bones functions. It examines in detail the construction of the skull, spine and rib cage, hands, arms, legs, and feet

Flaming Skull with Dragons 

A great wall clock with Skeleton Bones

Flaming Skull Dragons Wall ClockFlaming Skull Dragons Wall Clock
This flaming skull has twin dragons on each side overlaying a hypnotic black and orange swirl pattern.
$18.99

Product Information
A very nice addition to any room in your home or office with our 10 inch wall clock. Black plastic case. Requires 1 AA battery ( which is included).

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Skeleton Tights Adult 

Sexy Black Skeleton Anorexic Costume Pantyhose Tights

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The goth contemporary subculture began in the United Kingdom during the early 1980s in the gothic rock scene, an offshoot of the post-punk genre. The goth subculture has survived much longer than others of the same era, and has continued to diversify. Its imagery and cultural proclivities indicate influences from nineteenth century Gothic literature along with horror movies.

Skeleton Bones, Contemplating 

What is this skeleton thinking about?

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio..."

3 points

If I only had a brain. . .

2 points

I thought I ordered a boneless ham.

1 point

If she only had a body to go with this lovely skull.

1 point

Oh, how I miss sweet Peggy...

1 point

Two heads are better than one?

1 point

One down 205 to go...

1 point

Roast beef again?

0 points

Now what am I supposed to do with this?

0 points

Don't get a head of yourself.

0 points

Let me see...what comes next?? the neck bone is connected to the ???

0 points

Damn it! Where did I bury the body!

0 points

now, if this isn't MINE ....

0 points

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Leaning Skeleton 

Skeleton Bones to hang over the mantle.

Skull Roses Snake Heart 

Skull Roses Skeleton Bones!

Skull Roses Snake Heart Women's V-Neck Dark TSkull Roses Snake Heart Women's V-Neck Dark T
A Skull and Crossbones plus Two Tribal Roses and a Tribal Heart made out of two Tribal Snake Heads.
$29.99

Product Information
Our 100% cotton, women's v-neck dark tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

* 5.6 oz. 100% cotton
* Standard fit

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Skeleton Bones and a Cherub 

What is the interaction between the Cherub and the Skeleton Bones?

Your coat good sir.

1 point

I told you not to overdo that Strip That Fat Diet you found on Clickbank! (AJ)

1 point

Tag, you're it.

1 point

Hey little guy, leave my skeleton bones alone!

0 points

Please help make me presentable to meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates!

0 points

This'll cover your tired old bones...

0 points

Too bad for you old man!

0 points

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Skeleton Bones Links 

Read more about fascinating Skeleton Bones

William Cheselden Osteographia or the Anatamy of Bones
Like his teacher, William Cowper, William Cheselden was trained or self-taught as an artist, and he achieved the highest expression of his art in the production of Osteographia, the most artistically interesting osteological atlas ever produced. Cheselden had the book printed at his own expense in an edition of 400 copies printed for subscribers, after which the plates were destroyed "that the price of the book may never sink in the possession of the subscribers"
Skeleton Bones by Andreas Vesalius
Andreas Vesalius's De Humani Corporis Fabrica

De Humani Corporis Fabrica (On the Fabric of the Human Body) is one of the most influential works in the history of Western medicine. It was conceived and written by 28-year-old Andreas Vesalius (1514-1564), a professor at the University of Padua. Vesalius was both a gifted dissector and a learned scholar whose great contribution was to apply to anatomy the critical methods developed by the Renaissance humanist scholars.
Surprising Facts about Skeleton Bones
While everyone possesses skeleton bones, there are relatively few of us who understand much about the bones that comprise the structure of our bodies
Human Skeleton Bones - Learning The Human Anatomy
Even though each and every one of us has the same bones in our bodies, most of us can't identify more than a few. Learning about the human body is fascinating which is likely the reason high school biology classes are so much fun.
Skeleton Bones Chords
Learn to play "Skeleton Bones" with online video lessons
I know it's nearly impossible to find any chords or tab for this song,
so I thought I'd give it a shot. I'm pretty sure it's right, or at least
close to right. But please, if you have any corrections or suggestions,
feel free to let me know!
Diagram of the Human Skeleton
The skeleton is a supportive and protective structure in humans and other animals, against which the force of muscles acts. A normal adult human skeleton consists of 206 named bones (or 213 if each of the nine fused vertebrae of the sacrum and coccyx are counted as independent bones). The individual bones of the skeleton are connected by three types of joints, which differ in the type and amount of movement they allow.
Human Skeleton Bones Printout
The human skeleton consists of 206 bones. We are actually born with more bones (about 300), but many fuse together as a child grows up. These bones support your body and allow you to move. Bones contain a lot of calcium (an element found in milk, broccoli, and other foods). Bones manufacture blood cells and store important minerals.

Grinning Skull 

Skeleton Bones

GRINNING REALISTIC REPLICA HUMAN SKULL HOME STATUE

Amazon Price: $6.99 (as of 01/01/2010)Buy Now

Now, here's a real bonehead! A realistic skull crafted in alabastrite.

Skulls Flip Mino 

Skull Skeleton on a cool Flip Mino Camera

Skulls Flip MinoSkulls Flip Mino
Multiple Skulls decorate this Flip Mino Camcorder! Great Christmas Gift!
$179.99

Making and sharing great video has never been easier. Or more fun. The ultra-thin & pocket-sized Flip Video Mino camcorder has a handy USB arm that flips out and hooks up to your PC or Mac. This charges the battery, plus lets you use its built-in software to easily view, edit, and upload video and photos to favorite sharing sites.

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Sitting Skeleton Bones 

Why is this Skeleton Bones looking at his foot?

Dang sliver...

2 points

Ah, looks like I have got Toe Nail Fungus again - plenty of lenses on Squidoo will tell me how to fix it! (AJ)

1 point

Dang dog walkers ...

1 point

I REALLY need to clip my nails..

0 points

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And have had fun making up captions for them!

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