Five Reasons you Should get in on The Sketchbook Confessional

Considering that The Sketchbook Confessional is one of the best things since indoor plumbing, there are at least 10,184 reasons why you should visit their site. However, not only does Squidoo limit this text to 10,000 characters, it is a possibility that your eyeballs would burn out due to over-concentration on such an intensely exhausting list. So that's why I'm going to do you, the reader, a favor and limit my list to only five reasons why you (again, you the reader), should, nay, NEED, to visit The Sketchbook Confessional. Though this list will obviously fall far short of comprehensive, I gave up being mean for Lent, so I really need to stay away from anything that might liquify anyone's eyes. Anyway, are you ready? Here we go:

Reason #5
There are T-SHIRTS and SWEATSHIRTS and other things to cover your body numbered among its products. I'm sure you know as well as I that getting kicked out of an expensive restaurante, gas station, airport, McDonalds, or other respectable establishment for failing to wear the appropriate amount of clothing can quickly become tiring and may occasionally be embarrassing. That is why you and everybody else, even your mom and grandparents, need t-shirts. The Sketchbook Confessional has totally got you covered for that basic need.

Reason #4
Some designs are available on MUGS! Have you ever tried to down that cool, refreshing 8 oz. of water without a mug-like container to hold it in? What about when you're going to bed and you want a nice, warm single-serving sized amount of milk to heat up in the microwave but you're all out of clean mugs? Or consider drinking the obligatory swig of coffee in the morning without a mug in the house? These are the times, dear reader, where plates and forks just aren't going to do the trick. These are things you need a MUG for. Right next to food and shelter, mugs are a big part of living the good life.

Reason #3
I once knew this kid who didn't visit The Sketchbook Confessional. His name was Michael and when he was 18, he left home and went to college somewhere. I heard from a reliable source that he didn't like his first semester too much and apparently called home a couple of times to complain about the food, and one time vented about his psychology teacher. I kind of lost touch with him after that but I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't like his second semester much better. Now, is Michael's dislike for the college life related to all those times he didn't visit The Sketchbook Confessional? Well, I'm no scientist, doctor, or dental assistant, but I have been know to act out a good 'lawyer' role in charades and I say, "yes." I would highly HIGHLY recommend learning from Michael's mistake and visit The Sketchbook Confessional for a good rest of your life.

Reason #2
Recent studies have shown that visiting The Sketchbook Confessional increases productivity. Some companies have even made it an office policy to set aside an hour of normal work hours for all employees to go to The Sketchbook Confessional and look at all the new designs and products, and in the case that there are no new designs that particular time, they look through all the new designs again. One hundred percent of testimonials from employees working under this policy have reported that they never get bored of this mandatory surf and have themselves noticed the positive impact The Sketchbook Confessional has had on their lives. One man reported that his overall productivity is typically up at least 304% and feels himself to be more alert and limber after spending an hour looking around The Sketchbook Confessional. Another employee offered a very personal account of the after effects of The Sketchbook Confessional, informing the polling agency that after her company installed "The Sketch Confesh" policy, she got back together with her husband, bought the winning lottery ticket, and her dog came home. Employees and company CEOs alike are all saying the same thing, "Thank you The Sketchbook Confessional!"

And finally,

Reason #1
Although I cannot vouch for the truthiness of most of the statistics and stories you, the glorious reader, have read so far in this module, I can say with absolute certainty that all the stuff on The Sketchbook Confessional is original! You won't find anything like it anywhere else. Everything on there was first conceived in the depths of a real individual's brain and then slapped out unabashedly onto the pages of a sketchbook and processed into a computer, no matter how crazy or random. And believe me, things can get pretty crazy and random at The Sketchbook Confessional.

See for yourself!
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