Why is my computer so slow? It shouldn't be that way, should it?
Why is my computer so slow?
A tool for the lazy among us!
Step 0: Make sure you don't have any viruses!
What's it good for: general well-being!
If you're not sure whether you have malware on your computer or not, download NoAdware.Net and use it to scan your computer for these programs.
Step 1: How many programs are you running?
What's it good for: speed up pc boot, speed up pc startup, increase overall performance

In the MSCONFIG utility switch to the Startup tab and you should see something like the above although with a lot more items, probably. Some of these you may want to disable, others you might prefer to leave starting up. It's up to you which ones you should keep running. If you're not sure whether you should leave or remove some program because you're not sure what it does, there's a great list of programs you may find on the Startup tab along with descriptions of what they do, it can be found here.
Step 2: Changing the size of the page file
What's it good for: speed up program loading
To do this you have to do the following:
- Click Start, right click on the Computer icon and choose Properties.
- If you're using Windows Vista click Advanced system settings on the left, if not skip this step.
- In the window that appeared click on the Advanced tab and click Settings under the Performance section.
- Click on the Advanced tab in the Performance Options window and click Change under the Virtual Memory section.
- If you're using Windows Vista untick the box that says "Automatically manage the page file size on all drives".
- Choose drive C: and click on the "Custom size" option.

It's generally a good idea to enter twice the amount of recommended memory as both the initial memory and the maximum memory. The recommended memory is stated in the "Total paging file size for all drives" section. After entering the values click OK and restart your computer.
Step 3: Defragmenting the hard drive
What's it good for: speed up disk operations, program loading
To defragment the hard drive Windows contains a tool called Windows Defragmenter. However, I recommend using Diskeeper 2008, since it's quite a lot better than the default Windows Defragmenter (you can look at the comparison chart here). Unfortunately it's not free so here are instructions on how to run the Windows Defragmenter.
To defragment using the Windows Defragmenter for Windows XP, click Start, click Run and enter 'dfrg.msc', in the Disk Defragmenter choose drive C: and click Defragment.

If you're using Windows Vista, then to run the defragmenter click Start and enter 'dfrgui' in the search field. In the Disk Defragmenter click the Defragment Now button.

Step 4: Fixing registry errors
What's it good for: speed up pc boot, speed up pc startup
Step 5: Taking it one step further: Windows services
What's it good for: speed up pc boot/startup, increase overall pc performance

If you're using Windows XP, then click Start, click Run and enter 'services.msc' in the dialog and consult this article on which services you should disable. If you're using Windows Vista then click Start and enter 'services.msc' in the search field and consult this article on what services you should disable.
Visual effects
What's it good for: increase overall performance
- Click Start, right click on the Computer icon and choose Properties.
- If you're using Windows Vista click Advanced system settings on the left, if not skip this step.
- In the window that appeared click on the Advanced tab and click Settings under the Performance section.

Reader Feedback
businessonapage wrote...
Hi Eugene,
This lens is a great read. I found it easy flowing and useful. Two ways I found to reduce the background processing (which slows the computer when you don't want it too) are:
- Switch off automated Windows updates (WXP: control panel -> Security Center) and do them manually when you do not require the PC (WXP: control panel -> Windows Update LHS menu) and
- Reduce the number of folders that the Indexing tool uses (WXP: control panel -> Indexing Options -> Modify)
eugene2k wrote...
in reply to From Ms Aundy Nando
Wow! My first Nigerian scam letter! I'm exstatic! Thank you so much!
From Ms Aundy Nando wrote
From Ms Aundy Nando
Rue de jarddins ABIDJAN 01.
COTE D'IVORIE, West Africa.
Dearest one,
Permit me to inform you of my desire to go into business relationship with you, after going through your profile and I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to the nature of my proposal, which requires a reputable and trustworthy person. Someone who will be kind and sincere to me.
l am Miss Aundy Nando, the only daughter of late Mr and Mrs Ambrose Nando. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan here, the economic capital of Ivory Coast; he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business meeting. My mother died on the 22nd may 1989 and my father took me so
Special because l am motherless.
Before the death of my father on 10th December 2007 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me on his bedside, when I sat down to listen to him, he started crying, why? (1) He complained that I am too young to be managing my life with no one to take care of me,(2)That I have not finished my university education as he planned for me, he revealed to me that he has a sum of US$8.500.000.(Eight MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) left in a security company here in Abidjan, that he used my name as the only daughter for his next of kin in deposit of the funds.
He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, that l should seek for a GOD fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where l will transfer this money and use it for proper investment purpose, that I must finish my university education by the help of a business partner abroad, that he or she should help me obtain a resident permit in his or her country. He also gave standing instructions to the company that the deposit must be transferred outside this country. According to my father, the money was deposited as art works to avoid attracting attention to the deposit.
I am now ready to do all these since my father my bread winner is no more. l am honourable seeking your assistance in the following ways.
(1) To serve as my guardian in your country while I will depend on your expert advice since l am a girl of 20 years.
(2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country in order to further my university education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.
Moreover, l am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your assistance in the transfer of this deposit to your country. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as l believed that this project would be concluded within seven days you signify interest to assist me by contacting the security company.
Hoping to hearing from you soon. May God bless you as you extend your helping hand to the needy? Please contact me through my private id address ( aundynan12@hotmail.fr)
Love
Ms Aundy Nando.

