Slow-Cooker Zesty Pork Stew (or other meat) + Steven Wright

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After an exhausting day on the slopes, who has the energy to cook? Wouldn't you like to have a home-cooked meal waiting for you rather than grabbing some greasy fast food on the way home too?

I did, so I figured that it was high time I pulled out that slow cooker (given to me as a gift, like 3 years ago) and give a stew my best shot.

Hey, even my man-servant was impressed. So, I decided that this recipe was worthy enough to share with you.

One thing I am famous for is not knowing the dietary customs of some of my friends (raised Roman Catholic, sorry). This time I decided to look up a few things. Please feel free to correct or educate me further about customs, cultures and religious practices regarding pork (or other stewing meat). I am fortunate to have friends and family from a wide range of cultures (and I hope I incorporated your needs into this recipe).

If you are entertaining for friends from all over the world and different cultures and wish to avoid putting your foot in your mouth like I have (foot-IN-mouth disease - ha), here are your 'need to know' points to consider (that I know of at the time of publish) when serving pork:

Pork is a well-known example of a non-kosher food so do not serve it to your Jewish friends, instead substitute a different kosher stewing meat (examples follow my intro).

Pork is also prohibited by the Islamic dietary laws. Throughout the world, many countries severely restrict the importation or consumption of pork products. Examples include: Iran, Mauritania, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Pakistan and Maldives. Seventh-day Adventists, Rastafarians, and members of the Ethiopian Orthodox church also do not eat pork. [Source: Wikipedia]

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I have many Jewish friends, so . . .

Kosher meat is from animals that have cloven (split) hooves and chew their cud, such as: cattle, sheep, goat, bison and deer.
Forbidden meats are pork, camel
and rabbit . . so no hasenpfeffer!
[Source: http://www.ehow.com
/facts_5148215_do-jewish-people-eat.html#ixzz1i2A0cVD9]

Hasenpfeffer is for real (a traditional German stew)

Also spelled hasenfeffer (hase is German for hare; pfeffer for pepper). Marinated hare is braised with onions & wine then is made into a stew.

The 1962 Bugs Bunny cartoon Shish-ka Bugs makes repeated reference to hasenpfeffer.
Shish-Ka Bugs
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Important!

Why I do not use raw, dry beans

Raw kidney beans, broad and fava beans contain the toxin phytohaemagglutinin, which is destroyed by boiling (for at least 10 minutes), but not by the lower temperatures of a slow cooker.
Dry beans must be boiled prior to slow cooking to avoid poisoning.
In fact, some beans are five times more toxic when cooked at 175 F (80 C) than if eaten raw! Adequate pre-boiling is vital - this risk can be avoided entirely by using canned cooked beans at the end.
I do not add beans to my slow cooker recipes.

Slow Cooker Zesty Stew (gluten-free)

Important!

Red meat & Worcestershire sauce

The British Lea & Perrins brand of Worcestershire sauce contains gluten in the form of malt vinegar (from barley). The US Lea & Perrins brand uses spirit vinegar in place of malt vinegar and is naturally gluten-free.

Orthodox Jews refrain from eating fish (anchovies) and meat in the same dish, so do not use traditional Worcestershire sauce in your red meat stew.

Solution: Wan Ja Shan currently produces an organic, gluten-free, vegan and kosher Worcestershire sauce. See photo below:

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A great substitution for green beans is broccoli

and if you have lots of carrots, use them along with the sweet potatoes.

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Reese Artichoke Hearts are labelled as kosher

Not packed in oil, some bits can be tough - they're ideal for slow cooking.

Directions: Drain liquid, rinse well to remove brine, and pat dry.

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From sweet and tender vine-ripened Tuscany tomatoes, hand harvested:

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    MaxReily Jan 31, 2012 @ 6:00 pm | delete
    This sounds wonderful! I love stew--any kind. Well, almost any kind--I'd have to pass on the Hassenpfeffer, too, though I'm not Jewish, I just like bunnies. Great lens! Thanks so much for including the link to my Steven Wright lens!
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    JoshK47 Jan 27, 2012 @ 10:09 am | delete
    Sounds positively tasty! And such great work on this lens, to boot! Blessed by a SquidAngel!
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    skiesgreen Jan 25, 2012 @ 5:24 pm | delete
    Wonderful lens and great humour to keep one focused. Blessed and featured on Blessed by Skiesgreen 2012 and also on Cooking Utensils, Ideas, Recipes and Accessories. Hugs
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    Frankster Jan 18, 2012 @ 6:27 pm | delete
    Another excellent lens. I'm always looking for crock pot meals to help save me time and keep me and my family healthy. This looks great. I've printed it out and will try it for sure. Blessed. Bear hugs, Frankster
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    COUNTRYLUTHIER Jan 8, 2012 @ 9:05 pm | delete
    The broccoli florets thing for green beans caught my attention. THanks for sharing.
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    gypsyman27 Jan 8, 2012 @ 3:17 pm | delete
    Rose the suggestions you make here are very good and little known. The information concerning dry beans for instance is something of which I had no knowledge. I use a lot of beans in the winter, I thought I was very clever in not using canned beans or peas. I realize now that I should rethink that position! The Bugs Bunny cartoon is one that I remember well from my youth, I really love the Oscar winning Rabbit. The Stephen Wright jokes were very good. That guy always cracks me up. Keep cooking dear friend, I love your tips and recipes. I love you as well. Be well and happy this week and always. See you around the galaxy...
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    dellgirl Jan 7, 2012 @ 11:28 pm | delete
    Ummmm, very interesting information about boiling dry beans, I learned something new. Thanks for that valuable piece of information.

    Thank goodness, I always boil my beans till the shells/skins (whatever it is) comes off. And, I end up with creamy beans, like gravy. The family loves them, they had better because "I Hate Cooking" anyway!

    Luv-ya, Rose
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    blackspanielgallery Jan 6, 2012 @ 6:34 pm | delete
    Nice lens.
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    Tipi Jan 3, 2012 @ 5:10 pm | delete
    Rose, you and Steven Wright are a dynamic combination for sure. You started me off with a belly laugh at the top of the slopes and then fascinated with your sensitivity and adaptations for cultural and religious diversity. Then you came up with an amazing recipe that make me want it now! I've been trying to figure out how to use some of those cans of artichokes my sister sent me...how cool is that!
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    raphaelo Jan 3, 2012 @ 4:39 pm | delete
    Another gorgeously yummy lens of you.. my dearest friend :) Thank you so much for your toxic warning by lower temperatures of a slow cooker I've never know before. I really love "Shish-Ka Bugs" you've put here, too. Smile and Big smiles :) Much love to you.. Have wonderful times.. always.. dearest Rose :D
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