My Poor Little XBox: The Sorriest Xbox Ever

Ranked #6,192 in Games, #288,852 overall

It doesn't have the red ring of death, but it does have a sad fate. Let me tell you the story.

Death of an XBox

  • Last night I was playing Ninja Gaiden 2, chopping heads off and enjoying my evening.
  • The pizza had just arrived, the beer was frosty - all was right in the world.
  • Suddenly my xbox decided it hated the color black and turned every shadow in the game green.
  • It then decided green made it look fat and turned them all blue.
  • And just like my mother in a department store, it spent the next few hours trying to decide which looked best.
  • Needless to say Microsoft is sending me a coffin in the mail.
  • Peace be with you.

Goodbye, dear friend 

One of my XBox's brothers -- the one who got all the good genes

Xbox 360 20GB [Old Version]

Amazon Price: $349.99 (as of 02/23/2012)Buy Now
List Price: $249.99

Release Date: 08/08/2007

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