My Poor Little XBox: The Sorriest Xbox Ever

Death of an XBox

• Last night I was playing Ninja Gaiden 2, chopping heads off and enjoying my evening.
• The pizza had just arrived, the beer was frosty - all was right in the world.
• Suddenly my xbox decided it hated the color black and turned every shadow in the game green.
• It then decided green made it look fat and turned them all blue.
• And just like my mother in a department store, it spent the next few hours trying to decide which looked best.
• Needless to say Microsoft is sending me a coffin in the mail.
• Peace be with you.