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Season 8: 2004 

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Good Times with Weapons

S08E01

The boys buy weapons at a fair and imagine themselves as anime characters.

Up the Down Steroid

S08E02

Jimmy uses steroids to cheat in the Special Olympics and Cartman disguises himself as a retarded child in order to enter.

The Passion of the Jew

S08E03

Kyle finally sees Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" and decides Cartman's anti-Semitic claims are true. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny see the movie and hate it, prompting them to head to Malibu to retrieve their ticket money from Mel Gibson himself.

You Got F'd in the A

S08E04

Stan must form a dance group to compete against rivals from Orange County in a spoof of You Got Served. Meanwhile, Butters has flashbacks of causing death and mayhem at a tap dancing contest.

AWESOM-O

S08E05

Butters befriends a robot (actually Cartman in disguise) he receives in the mail and takes him to Hollywood, where movie execs want him for film ideas, and the government wants him for national security.

The Jeffersons

S08E06

All the children want to be friends with their new neighbor 'Michael Jefferson' (an obvious caricature of Michael Jackson) who acts like a kid and is the subject of a police investigation. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle try to give the new neighbor's son a normal childhood.

Goobacks

S08E07

The town becomes angry when immigrants from the year 3045 arrive and take the residents' jobs for lower wages.

Douche and Turd

S08E08

Stan is forced to vote in an election for the school's new mascot after the old one is protested against by PETA.

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

S08E09

When a Wall-Mart store comes to South Park, all the independent stores go out of business.

Pre-School

S08E10

A bully from the boys' past is paroled from juvenile hall, which sends them into hiding.

Quest for Ratings

S08E11

The boys' school news show is in competition against a rival television program created by Craig.

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

S08E12

Wendy feels left out when all the fourth grade girls start acting like Paris Hilton, who meanwhile tries to buy Butters from his parents.

Cartman's Incredible Gift

S08E13

Cartman thinks that he has gained paranormal powers after getting in an accident, and abuses them to become a psychic detective for hire.

Woodland Critter Christmas

S08E14

Stan helps innocent woodland creatures prepare for the birth of their Lord and Saviour, the Anti-Christ.

Season 9: 2005 

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

S09E01

Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to a plastic surgeon to turn himself black so he can be a star basketball player.

Die Hippie, Die

S09E02

Cartman attempts to rid South Park of hippies, but a huge hippie music festival puts the town in danger.

Wing

S09E03

Token becomes a singer while the boys try to run a talent agency and represent the City Wok owner's wife.

Best Friends Forever

S09E04

Heaven attempts to kill Kenny after becoming master of the PSP, leaving him in a persistent vegetative state. Parody of Lord of the Rings, Constantine, and the Terri Schiavo affair.

The Losing Edge

S09E05

The boys try to lose their baseball games on purpose so they can avoid having to play all summer. Randy gets into training to fight the other fathers at the games.

The Death of Eric Cartman

S09E06

The kids of South Park take revenge on Cartman's obnoxious personality by ignoring him, causing Cartman to think that he has died, but isn't allowed to go to the afterlife until he does a good deed on Earth.

Erection Day

S09E07

Jimmy starts getting erections and worries about performing in the school talent show.

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

S09E08

Cartman and Stan crash a boat into the world's largest beaver dam above the town of Beaverton. Afterwards, global warming is blamed, and the town enters a state of emergency.

Marjorine

S09E09

Butters fakes his own death so he can pose as a girl named Marjorine and steal a paper fortune-teller.

Follow That Egg!

S09E10

After learning Mr. Slave will marry Big Gay Al, Ms. Garrison vows to stop same-sex marriage and uses the kids in his class as an example of why homosexual couples would make poor parents.

Ginger Kids

S09E11

Stan and Kyle turn Cartman redheaded and pale after Cartman does a report on how dangerous redheaded children are, but the prank goes too far when Cartman leads the "gingers" to fight for their rights by any means necessary.

Trapped in the Closet

S09E12

Stan is dubbed the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard by a local group of Scientologists, causing a chain of bizarre events, such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta locking themselves in Stan's closet and R&B singer R. Kelly turning the whole affair into an urban opera.

Free Willzyx

S09E13

Two aquarium workers trick the boys into thinking that a killer whale can talk, prompting the boys to liberate the animal and send him into space.

Bloody Mary

S09E14

Randy's drinking problem is mistaken for a disease when he admits himself into Alcoholics Anonymous. Meanwhile, a priest in a neighboring town discovers that his Virgin Mary statue is bleeding from its anus and declares it a miracle.

Season 10: 2006 

S10E01 The Return of Chef

After a long hiatus, Chef returns to South Park, but the boys notice that he isn't the same friend he used to be.

S10E02 Smug Alert!

Stan persuades everyone in town to buy hybrid cars, not realizing the new cars cause a different kind of dangerous emission.

S10E03 Cartoon Wars Part I

The town is in panic when Family Guy angers the Muslim world by attempting to air an image of Mohammed. Meanwhile, Kyle and Cartman fight over whether or not Family Guy should stay on the air.

S10E04 Cartoon Wars Part II

Cartman meets with the president of FOX in an attempt to cancel Family Guy and discovers the real writers of the show.

S10E05 A Million Little Fibers

In a parody of James Frey's A Million Little Pieces controversy, Towelie disguises himself as a man and publishes his dubiously written memoirs. Meanwhile, Oprah's vagina and anus try to escape from the media mogul, who has been neglecting them.

S10E06 ManBearPig

Al Gore gets the boys trapped in Cave of the Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig". While in the cave Cartman finds gold that he attempts to steal.

S10E07 Tsst

Cartman's mom calls upon a dog trainer to keep her son from misbehaving, which changes Cartman's personality so greatly that he plans on killing his mother.

S10E08 Make Love, Not Warcraft

The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.

S10E09 Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Stan and Kyle "discover" the true culprits behind the 9/11 attacks while Mr. Mackey is determined to find out who defecated in the boys' room urinal at South Park Elementary.

S10E10 Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Cartman is hired as the school's hall monitor. Meanwhile, an attractive kindergarten teacher has an affair with Kyle's brother, Ike.

S10E11 Hell on Earth 2006

Satan's plans for a spectacular Halloween party in Hell turns into an episode of MTV's My Super Sweet 16. Meanwhile, Butters summons deceased rapper Biggie Smalls from his bathroom mirror.

S10E12 Go God Go

Mrs. Garrison objects to teaching evolution in science class, and Richard Dawkins is sent to help her. Meanwhile, Cartman buries himself in snow in an attempt to freeze himself until the day the Wii console is released.

S10E13 Go God Go XII

Cartman freezes himself after not being able to wait longer to get the Wii and awakes 500 years into the future.

S10E14 Stanley's Cup

A cartoonish movie announcer harasses Stan as he tries to build a pee-wee ice hockey league in order to pay off the ticket to his impounded bicycle.

Season 11: 2007 

Fresh antics from Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman

S11E01 With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Randy Marsh becomes a social pariah after saying "nigger" on Wheel of Fortune. Meanwhile, Cartman laughs at, and gets challenged by, a midget.

S11E02 Cartman Sucks

Butters' Father catches Cartman attempting a sexual act with Butters and believes that Butters is bi-curious so he is sent to a camp to "pray the gay away". Meanwhile, Cartman blames Kyle for stealing an incriminating photo of himself and Butters.

S11E03 Lice Capades

An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary, and Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. Meanwhile, the lice in Clyde's head try to escape when most of their kind are killed by lice shampoo.

S1104 The Snuke

Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Meanwhile, a new Muslim kid raises Cartman's terrorism fears at school.

S11E05 Fantastic Easter Special

Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.

S11E06 D-Yikes!

Mrs. Garrison falls for a woman at a lesbian bar and fights Persians to keep the bar from being renovated. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny hire illegal immigrants to do their homework for them.

S11E07 Night of the Living Homeless

Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.

S11E08 Le Petit Tourette

Cartman pretends to have Tourette syndrome so he can say whatever he wants without getting in trouble. However, he gets more than he bargained for when he can no longer control what he says.

S11E09 More Crap

Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.

S11E10 Imaginationland (Part 1)

When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Cartman thinks he has seen a leprechaun.

S11E12 Imaginationland (Part 3)

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