Splexes

I have a very deep tenor voice so I used to do voiceovers for radio.

At an early age I was machine-gunned in my pram by a messerchmidt whose bullets pinged off the railings beside me. I threw my Teddy bear at him and when he got back to Berlin he reported that even the very young chidren were fighting them.
My Father warned me against Morris Dancing and strange Sexual Practices - he was right about the Morris Dancing.

Since then I've been a very objectionable teenager,
A really good travel and girl photographer,a very bored civil servant, a beach photographer, ran a photolibrary,wrote dozens of websites ,flown helicopters,walked under Iguassu Falls,Drank huge amounts of wine in South Africa - drove a ferry boat in Egypt,Nearly got eaten by Eight Lions (they got the tyres and windscreen wipers though - sorry about that rental company ! I'm sure the scratches will paint over)
Married Ann who has great patience with me skiving off to exotic spots.
Learned to make good jewellery and paint reasonably good pictures,I'm one of the best film scanners in Europe, Photographed sharks underwater (by accident), got stuck up a pyramid in Mexico, fell off a ski lift in Austria taking 18 people with me (only 3 feet down though).
Drank copious amounts of great German Beer and not a little Guinness) A glass of Poitin (don't try it - its a killer !) Fenny in an idyllic beach in Goa (also a killer drink )and ate chicken Schnitzles for Britain.I love Big Macs but limit myself to two a year ..
Seriously peeved a number of politicians by pointing out their incompetence and have been banned from most nightclubs in Sydney Australia.
Travelled three times round the World and have sampled many earthly delights. I can still hold a digital camera steady and take lots of great photos even today !
Watched the Seven Day War with a great Songwriter friend called Mike Carr (wrote Red Sails in the Sunset)and three cases of Guinness. Have also been a folk singer (mostly very rude songs),author and poet (but we don't talk about that in case I am mistaken for Oscar Wilde)
Do Reiki and have healed a few people.
Oh - and I'm learning to play the guitar !
My next escapade is to take the place of the live nude model at my local Art Class - should be a great bit of Fun. They are expecting a beautiful Blonde Girl ...Most of all I like Fun -
What didn't I like - being shot by a sentry (bad aim - got me in the ankle) , people who tried to rob me all over the world - hope your legs did eventually mend..after I hit you with a steel monopod.. not taking advantage of a number of beautiful models who wanted to get very up close and personal..I was shy !
I get very upset with people who kill wildlife to make money and tend to wish bad things on to them.
Have a grasshopper mind and am liable to take off at a tangent anywhere anytime.
I don't remember how old I am as I started deducting a year on my birthday every year (well if its ok for pop singers why not for me ?)

Favourite countries - Thailand and India .

Favourite Music - Willie Nelson.

Hmm that's all about me - how about telling me something about YOU ?

I was really AMAZED at being made a Giant Squid - Thanks to whoever proposed me !!!

I'll try to behave myself ....