How?
Sponges can't stay submerged underwater. It's not possible... but how can SpongeBob do it? What's his secret?
Background - Who is this SpongeBob SquarePants creature?

SpongeBob is a sponge that lives in Bikini Bottom, which is a town under the sea. He lives in a pineapple and has a pet snail named Gary. His best friend is a starfish named Patrick Star, and he is also good friends with an astronaut-suit wearing squirrel named Sandy Cheeks. SpongeBob is an employee at the profitable Krusty Krab where he is known for making the BEST krabby patties in all of Bikini Bottom. He is at best indescribable. His laugh is unforgettable. I've never seen a sponge like him before.
Surprising Evidence
Please look carefully at these shocking images.

BUT, as you can see, when placed underwater, they become alive which is why I suspect they both have a fanatical group of followers in mostly children and even some adults.

Very peculiar...
Questions worth pondering...
...Is SpongeBob a defected sponge, and that is why he sinks?
...Is SpongeBob NOT real?
Is it possible for a sponge to stay underwater?
An analysis.
Judging from his appearance, it appears that SpongeBob is of large pore hydro honeycomb foam descent. Sponges of SpongeBob's kind are typically found in our kitchen sinks, and according to Sydney-Health.co.uk, they have a density ranging from 28-32 kg/m³. The density of the ocean is about 1,207 kg/m³. As we've learned in science class in 6th grade, any substance or matter that is less dense than the body of liquid it is submerged in will not sink. For example, oil is less dense than water which is why it floats on top of water. A sponge of SpongeBob's kind is significantly less dense than the ocean, and thus SpongeBob defies science by sinking into the sea instead of floating on the surface of the sea. But how can this be? Is science wrong? Is SpongeBob really an anomaly? Further Evidence
OMG the answer to our question is found in one of the videos! See for yourself!
Sweet Victory Spongebob Music Video (extended)
From the "Band Geeks" episode of Spongebob Squarepants, there was a song called Sweet Victory played at the end. This wasn't even half the length of the total song! Therefore, i have taken it upon myself to bring you the full version of the song in all its spongebob glory! *NOTE: This song is sung by David Eisley, not kiss or anyone else (except perhaps the spongebob movie). The only thing i did was cut parts of the episode and set it to the music. However, it was -me- that did the cutting and editing of the episode in this case. EDIT: For those stubborn people who do not have their facts straight, here are some pages with RELIABLE sources that support David glen Eisley as the singer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Victory http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0252112/ thanks to "Wenefreda" for this youtube link supporting my claim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3jda591M4 NEW note: if anyone has any complaints about this video, please message my account and I'll respond accordingly. ANOTHER new note: Many people have been asking me how i came across this FULL VERSION of the song. I'd love to say i was able to come across the CD , but sadly, i was not able to find the CD for sale anywhere. In fact, i could not even find proof of the CD containing [the full version of] Sweet Victory on the internet. So, here's some download linkz: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=79ZAQ4QR http://w15.easy-share.com/1700772556.html Enjoy! :)
Conclusion
SpongeBob SquarePants IS A SPONGE! He just has a core made out of heavy metal!!!! That's why he sinks and can live under the sea!!

See! He's a ROCK STAR!!
Heavy metal!
SpongeBob The Complete Seasons!
Kids love SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants - The Complete 1st Season
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SpongeBob SquarePants - The Complete 2nd Season
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SpongeBob SquarePants - The Complete 3rd Season
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Thank you for visiting my lens! I love SpongeBob SquarePants!
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richgerman
spongy lens... i remember my niece love that spongebob squarepants... and her layout is spongebob... i think I'm loving him as well... 5Stars Fav... Posted July 29, 2008 |
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JenniferAkers
Welcome to our group, Kids TV Shows. Check out your featured Spongebob lens and vote for your favorite network. Posted April 29, 2008 |
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David_Kam
I think SpongeBob have superpowers, since he has his shirt and pants on after he goes on water =). Make a lens on Patrick! Posted April 26, 2008 |
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sethgodin
um, last time I checked, sponges, real sponges, LIVE underwater. Maybe I'm just clueless. Posted April 26, 2008 |
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anulman
Snow, you're the greatest! Posted April 23, 2008 |


