The Most Irritating HTML Ever
Why would I want to do this?
An irritating page is a memorable page. I don't want anyone to love my page design. I want people to remember the page. Why else would Squidoo use that irritating eyeball thing as their logo?
Making Text Dance
There is a CCS3 version that will work, but not in all browsers.
This should be scrolling text. I doubt if is is moving.
If you have a new CSS3 browser like Konqueror you might see the text wiggling. Even as is, the scrollbars make it annoying.In case the popular browsers ever support CSS3 marquee, here is the code to make it work:
<p style="display:block; width:200px; overflow:marquee; height:40px; background-color:lightblue;marquee: slide infinite">Text to scroll</p>
Squidoo blocks another nasty html tag, <blink>. This makes the text disappear and reappear in an annoying way.
There is, however, a css style you can add that makes text blink. Unfortunately it only works for me in Firefox. Maybe it will work in IE 8.
Blinking Text
Here is the blinking style:
<p style="text-decoration: blink;color:purple">Blinking Text</p>
Something else that you might try is vertical text.
This only works in Internet Explorer
code:
<p style="writing-mode: tb-rl; filter: flipv fliph;">Vertical</p>
You can also mess with the cursor.
This text should have a crosshair cursor when you hover over it
The code:
<p style="cursor:crosshair;">This text should have a crosshair cursor when you hover over it</p>
Had enough? These css hacks are truly annoying and it is probable that Squidoo will get rid of some of them in the future. In the mean time, maker you pages as ugly and irritating as possible and you will be remembered forever.
Give me some ideas
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- ebeneara1 ebeneara1 Nov 26, 2008 @ 11:35 pm
- Quite interesting !Good to know about blinking style...I appreciate for your good job...Feel free to visit my the ballroomdancequest blog
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- Chadrew Chadrew Oct 23, 2008 @ 7:17 am
- Cool, I had no idea you could do some of these things.
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- KPGraham KPGraham Jul 14, 2008 @ 2:57 pm
- Thanks, your encouragement means that I will now have to think of something new to add to the series. I've got some heavy pondering to do, but I'll come up with something. Did you check out my Blog This Page lens?
http://www.squidoo.com/blogthispage
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- BABYKITTY BABYKITTY Jul 14, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
- Thanks again, KP. All you hints go directly into my HTML binder. Keep um coming!
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