It may be more serious than we thought.
Numerous reference can be found throughout the site with regards to the squiddictive potential of its use. This suggests that Squiddiction may be actually regarded as a desirable condition rather than a debilitating disorder.
Further scientific research is currently in beta and will be published here once available.
General Definition of Squiddiction
Squiddiction is a term used to describe a devotion, attachment, dedication, inclination, etc. to anything having to do with Squidoo.Specifically, the term squiddiction is used to describe a recurring compulsion by an individual lensmaster to engage in squidooing, despite harmful consequences to the lensmaster's health, social life, or MonkeyBrain)[2].
The term is often reserved for lensmastering squiddictions but it is sometimes applied to other compulsions, such as lensrolling, and compulsive lensbuilding.
Factors that have been suggested as causes of squiddiction include the genius[3], dedication and likeability factor of the Squidoo creators[4] [5] [6] [7] and the Squid Squad[8].
Signs of Squiddiction
Casual research on forums, guestbooks, lenses, and the bottom of my tea cup enable us today to recognize the tell-tale signs of squiddiction.
Take the quick self test.
In no particular order, you know you are squiddicted if...
...your family knows what Squidoo is
even your 5-year old, and the goldfish have a lens5 points
...you just got an idea for a new lens
ok, go, but come back afterwards to finish reading more...5 points
...you consider giving up your job
so you can make some lenses about it instead5 points
...getting LOTD makes you ink
you feel like you've just won the Nobel Prize4 points
...you talk squiddish
Words like squiddylicious, squidoodle, squidget, s more...3 points
...you have a crush on Gil
although there's nothing wrong with that, IMHO2 points
...you keep a daily log of your Squidoo activities
So that you can understand EXACTLY how lensranking more...2 points
...you're a member of Squidaholics Anonymous
courtesy of katiyana, thanks1 point
...you registered your own squid.domain
to do something Squidoo related with it1 point
...you graduated from SquidU
Bonus: sending your kids frees up the college fund1 point
...you are a member of the Architeuthidae family
or would kill to become one0 points
Treatment of Squiddiction
The phenomenon of Sqiddiction is relatively new. Isolated instances have been reported since 2006 but preliminary research indicates that squiddiction is on the rise.A matrix of treatment has not been established, but as in similar obsessive disorders, inner reflection is the first step to set the healing process in motion. The squiddict is strongly advised to take notes to facilitate the subsequent construction of a new lens.
Until a cure will become available, squidsperts agree that it is generally best to demonstrate support and compassion towards a squiddict.
Suggested Further Research
Squiddiction is a complex phenomenon without an established consensus on the boundaries, symptoms or treatment of squiddiction.The following sources deal with the disorder in varying degrees and are suggested for further research:
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Squidaholics Anonymous
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It's the newest addiction to hit the streets. It starts with just one.. then you build a second, and a third, and before you know it you have a dozen. Then two dozen... then 50! You know what I mean, don't you? Because you're probably...
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Why Do I Love Squidoo With All My Heart?
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This goes far beyond addiction. Far beyond fondness. Far beyond even longing. This is love. True love! Squidoo. This lens is for you. Don't feel embarrassed. I know how you must be feeling. Curious, confused, ignited...
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Do You Have An Obsession With Squidoo?
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Are you addicted to Squidoo? Does your husband, wife, friend, child have to drag you kicking and screaming away from your computer? Do you forget to eat? Do you have a sore finger from refreshing your Squidoo Stats? If you answered yes to any of thes...
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Lens It!
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Got a hobby? Lens It! Got an interest? Lens It! Got an idea? Lens It! Got a story? Lens It! Got a special skill? Lens It! Got a musical talent? Lens It! Got an unusual job? Lens It! Got a favorite family recipe? Lens It! Okay, I think you've...
More Research Resources
- Squiddicted: Addicted to Squidoo!
- Love Squidoo? Can't get enough? Admit it...you're Squiddicted!Pick up some Squid swag for you or your favorite lensmaster atSquiddicted: Addicted to Squidoo! on CafePress.
- Squiddicted! Positively Addicted to Squidoo
- Squiddicted! Caught in the act.You are likely visiting this lens because you too, are squiddicted2squidoo!
- You're Addicted to Squidoo When...?
- ADDICTION...Or are you an addict? In the dictionary it says 'enslaved to a habit or dependent on something habit forming.' Well you just might be an addict. You love to wake up every morning, turn on your laptop, hit the bookmark icon and head to Squidoo.You love to see what has happened on your Das
Statements of Sympathy and Support
If you are squiddicted, consider yourself at risk, or are affected by a squiddicted loved one you are encouraged to post a note of sympathy and compassion, as this has been shown to exert a positive influence over the affected.
ChapelHillFiddler wrote...
I love your signs of addiction list. I've only been here for a couple weeks and I thought I'd just come to give my wedding band a boost in google but I've stayed to write about my donkey and my wedding cake experiment, and well, ten lenses later... (I gave one away)
Posted July 08, 2009
AdrienneJenkins wrote...
I had only been riding on about four hours sleep every night for the last month. Finally crashed and burned.
Posted March 09, 2009
MiaBellezza wrote...
Hi, my name is Valerie, and I'm a squidicted squidaholic, with no plans to cut back! 5*
Posted February 20, 2009
Mickie_G wrote...
My name is Mickie. The cure for squidaddiction: husband smashing computer!
Posted February 19, 2009
lisadh wrote...
No known cure? Then I guess I better get back to building my lenses. :-)
Posted January 15, 2009
Treasures-By-Brenda wrote...
I knew I wasn't alone.
Signed,
Another Squid Addict.
Posted December 08, 2008
MusicMadness wrote...
Hi, my name is Chris and I'm a Squidaholic. I can't seem to stop reading other peoples lens. They're sooooo fascinating. I really should spend more time on my own. Thanks for the help. 5 stars for you!
Posted September 10, 2008
JaguarJulie wrote...
I have been squiddicted ... but am now in treatment! Love your little halo. Oh, did I tell you that a special package is making its way to your door. Be on the lookout.
Posted September 06, 2008
enslavedbyfaeries wrote...
I'm not ashamed to admit that I have OCS. My family is much more forgiving now that they know it's not treatable. :)
Posted August 22, 2008
Frankster wrote...
Guilty. I dream Squidoo when I'm not doing Squidoo. Fun lens. 5 stars. Bear hugs, Frankie
Posted August 07, 2008
ElizabethJeanAllen wrote...
School's almost out. I'm almost afraid to think about it. I'll be on the computer 24/7. Sleep? Who needs it?
5*
Lizzy
Posted June 01, 2008
by Squidster
In my yearlong practice of squidoodling I have come across many victims of this mysterious condition. It's time to raise awareness and show our suppor...
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