Squidoo 2009 Calendar

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Squidoo's Unofficial 2009 Calendar **A continuing work in progress

Well, somebody had to do it, and I decided it would be me. Squidoo is a land unto itself, and it should have it's own holidays. We separate ourselves from the rest of the world, because no one understands our unique Squidness.

For all of my fellow Lensmasters, and everyone at HQ, this is for you. Refer to it often, heed it's Squid-like wisdom. Legend has it that Seth Godin Himself has chuckled over this calendar (*gasp!)

The Calendar looks ragged only because it was found under a rock next to Squidoo HQ, and is said to have been left there by our Squid ancestors. It is not the table, but what the table contains which is important.

January 2009- National Leave it to Beaver Month, Writer Suicide Prevention Month, Be kind to Editors Month 

January is the time for new beginnings. Commit to making this a successful year, personally, and professionally. While I can't help you with the personal part, I can offer some tips to help make this your best year ever on Squidoo!

Do your best, learn from the best, and remember that positive thoughts lead to positive results.

Week 1 (Jan 1st-Jan 3rd)
Visit at least 5 lenses this week. Lenses of OTHER lensmasters! Comment and rate

Week 2 (Jan 4th-Jan 10th):
Pick a new charity to write a lens for, then start that lens. Finish it if you can. *If you have a regular charity, try choosing a new one, just for this lens

Important dates this week:
Jan 4th- Take a wallet to lunch day
Jan 6th- Refer to everyone as "Midge" day
Jan 10th- Stalk yourself Day

Week 3 (Jan 11th-Jan 17th)
Sign up for at least 2 new affiliate programs. Choose wisely, and incorporate them into a new lens.

Jan 14th-Buy a cheesecake (but don't eat it) day
Jan 15th- Eat that cheesecake already! Day

Week 4 (Jan 18th-Jan 24th)
Learn a new HTML or CSS trick to enhance your lenses. Try them out!

Jan 19th- Squidnational "Hiss at your cat" Day
Jan 23rd- Angel appreciation day...show them some love!

Week 5 (Jan 25th-Jan 31st)
Reach for the stars! If you are not yet one, try to become a giant squid. If you are a giant, try for the 100 club, if you are there, see if you can become an angel...you get the idea.

Jan 27th- Adopt a moderator day

My favorite January Day 

Or your comment or suggestions for January 2010

It's your calendar, give your thoughts on it.

Take Seth to Lunch Day

- but let him pay!2 points

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This is your year, learn what you need to learn! 

HTML, XHTML & CSS For Dummies (For Dummies (Computer/Tech))

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HTML and CSS are not going anywhere soon. Learning what you can will only enhance your Squidoo experience and give you the edge when it comes to building attractive lenses.

Beautiful motivational calender 

February 2009: Seth Godin Appreciation Month, Left Handed Awareness Month, Kill SPAM month 

February 2009;

You started your great year on the right foot, now keep it up!

Week 1: (Feb 1st-Feb 7th)
Update all of your social networking profiles. Add new information, and delete the old. Start a new lens about something outside of your niche.

Feb 2nd: Blink repeatedly day
Feb 6th: Squidnational befriend a new squid day

Week 2: (Feb 8th-Feb 14th)
Start thinking about your St. Patrick's day lens, if you intend to make one (hint, hint). Visit the boards at least 4 times this week

Feb 12th: Tell everyone you see that you wish Cindy wasn't such a witch. (Cindy is my sister...we don't get along!)

Week 3: (Feb 15th-Feb 21st)
Read at least 2 "How to Squidoo" lenses that you have not read. Incorporate what you learn into a lens.

Feb 19th: Watch a cartoon day

Week 4: (Feb 22nd-Feb 28th)
Redo one lens that you think should have done better. See if it flies the second time around with your enhancements

Feb 24th: Squidnational thank a moderator day

Learn from the best! 

This module will be regularly updated

Everyone can always learn something from someone else. These are some great lenses on how to succeed on squidoo.

Learn from the Squidoo Emporer himself! 

ACTION FIGURE- SETH GODIN MTG

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Seth Godin is often called the Squidoo Guru. He is a very talented speaker, and his books can and will teach you how to do better on squidoo, if not in life itself! Now you can have the emperor himself guiding you from atop or beside your computer screen!

March days wanted! Suggest a wacky March day! 

Give me your input!

Have an idea for an interesting March Day? Put it here. From the silly to the sublime, let your imagination help build this calendar. Squidoo-ers unite! Give your suggestion for a particular day, or any March day! If there is a good response for this, I will open up the other Months for suggestions

March 1

Bavarian Chefs Appreciation Day2 points

Take Megan to Lunch Day

- but let Seth pay (again)2 points

March 5

Luck of the Germans Day0 points

March 2009: Give a leprechaun a break Month, Peanut butter and jelly Month, Celebrate insanity Month 

March is when we, in the US anyway, begin to see the signs of Spring. A flower may begin to emerge from the ground, the sounds of birds chirping increases, and the bleakness of winter begins to melt away.

Week 1: Mar 1st-7th:
Spring clean your lenses. Get the old advertising out, the old links, and put in fresh.

Week 2: Mar 8th-14th:
Go through some commons sites and find some fresh pictures to use now, or to keep for reference. Remember "copyright."

Week 3: Mar 15th-28th:
Do some serious work on your top 3 lenses. Check your tags, give it a health check. Start at least 1 new lens

Week 4: Mar 29th-Apr 3rd
Build a lens backwards (APRIL FOOLS!) Start another charity lens

Important March Dates:
March 1st Bavarian Chef Appreciation Day
March 5th Luck O' the Germans Day
YOUR SUGGESTIONS HERE!

Motivational wall decor 

Suggestions for April Days 

Make Squidoo history! Suggest a "Special Day" in April for the Squid Calender

Apr 10th-

Sing the "Dey Oh" song Day. You know yo more...1 point

Take Gil to Lunch Day

- yup, Seth's paying again!1 point

Take Gil to Lunch Day

- yup, Seth's paying again!0 points

April 2009: Lawn Cutters Unite Month, Know your Lens Limit Month, Eastern European Appreciation Month 

April just screams "Spring" doesn't it? If I estimate right, there will be New Giant Squid Rounds soon. Time to push if you want to make it!

Week 1: Apr 5th-Apr 11th:
Polish, polish, polish! Spit shine those lenses. Especially if you are going for Giant!

Week 2: Apr 12th-Apr 18th:
Your surroundings effect your work more than you may realize. Put up an inspirational poster above your computer. Clear out the clutter on your desk

Week 3: April 19th-April 25th:
Actually GET one of Seth Godins books. If you love squidoo, then it naturally follows that you would love what Seth Godin has to say

Week 4: April 26th-May 2:
Start 2 new lenses. We've been slackin' this month!

Seth Godin Books 

Tribes: We Need You to Lead Us

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Permission Marketing : Turning Strangers Into Friends And Friends Into Customers

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The Dip: A Little Book That Teaches You When to Quit (and When to Stick)

Amazon Price: $9.32 (as of 01/01/2010) Buy Now

Unleashing the Ideavirus

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