Squidoo Intervention

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Are you addicted to Squidoo so much you may need an Intervention?

Do you think you may need help because you may be addicted to Squidoo? Is there help for us? So many are now trying SQUIDOO - you try it once and you are hooked. What do we do? Are you an addict?
Read on and find out now - it is all good fun - The Party Animal Style.

Contents at a Glance

What is an Addiction:
Lets look at some of the "Warning Signs" and see if they apply to you
Admitting to yourself you have an Addiction

If your a Squidoo Addict then admit it by adding one of your lenses here:
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What is an Intervention?

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What is an Addiction:

addiction is a state in which the body relies on a substance (like Squidoo) for normal functioning and develops physical dependence

Lets look at some of the "Warning Signs" and see if they apply to you

If you have more than 3 of these warning signs - they you just may be a Squidoo Addict

You have more then one Lens
You go on Squidoo everyday
You always are looking at your Squidoo Dashboard
You go on your computer with a hot beverage to only find out it is cold when you go to take another sip
You sit down to pay bills and realize you made a Squidoo Page instead
You bang out quality pages in less than 1 hour
You made Lens of the Day more than once
You have more than one lens in the top 100
You are on Squidoo and forget you have not gone to the bathroom all day
Your spouse has not seen you in weeks
You see dust bunnies float by your keyboard because you put cleaning off
You cannot walk past your computer without checking on your lens ranks
You are always thinking of ways to get more traffic
You started writing blogs
You have read things on Squidoo you would have never thought you would ever read
Your kids are hungry
Time passes by while you are on Squidoo and you all of the sudden you realize the day has passed
Your pet is dancing because it has to go out and pee
You are now smarter because of Squidoo
You brag to your friends on how great Squidoo is and they look at you funny
Other Lensmasters seem like your family now because they understand you
SquidU is your home away from it all
You quit your job and earn a living on Squidoo
You like to see stars and you were not even hit on the head
You know fellow lensmasters by their icons only
You made it to Squid Giant

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Admitting to yourself you have an Addiction

It is important to ones self to admit they have a problem. If you found that some of those warning signs apply to you - well then RED FLAG - you are a SQUIDOO ADDICT and may need an intervention. The first step is admitting you have a problem. So lets start the process. Below go ahead and add yourself on to the list of Addicts as a way of saying "Hey I have a Squidoo Addiction". Do not worry all of us lensmasters will be there to help each other with our addiction - that is what we do. So go ahead - admit you are addicted - it is ok.

If it makes you feel better, I realized I am an addict and I will start.
I The Party Animal am a Squidoo Addict. Wow I feel better already - now it is your turn. That was not as bad as I thought it would be.

If your a Squidoo Addict then admit it by adding one of your lenses here:

By adding a link to your lens here you are standing up and saying
"I am a Squidoo Addict"

Squidoo Intervention

Are you addicted to Squidoo so much you may need an Intervention?

Contents at a Glance

Contents at a Glance

What is an Addiction:

Lets look at some of the "Warning Signs" and see if they apply to you

If you have more than 3 of these warning signs - they you just may be a Squidoo Addict

Admitting to yourself you have an Addiction

If your a Squidoo Addict then admit it by adding one of your lenses here:

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Voila: Just copy and paste this code into your own site. Have fun!

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What is an Intervention?

Ok I admit it - Now what do I do?

So you are new to Squidoo? Go to this page and give it a try - you will like it - it will make you feel really good

Oh no - I am a Squidoo Dealer........

Support for Squidoo Addicts - Tell everyone you are and Addict - it is a step in the right direction

Want to give me some support for my addiction? Visit me here and show me some love.

Ok if you have to - Get a Squidoo Book

Ok one more last task for you

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I feel bad if I don't update something everyday

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Dashboard is my homepage.

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I have neglected my house cleaning

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While making love to the wife, I'm thinking of new lenses

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I wake up at night with thoughts like "Pecos Bill!" "Led Zeppelin!"...

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I speak in Squideese (love those security words LOL)

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I don't worry if I can't sleep as I have more time to think up more lenses!