Squidoo LensRank Hasn't Been Updated In Days; What The Heck Is Going On?

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What's The Delay With The Squidoo LensRank Update?

It has been (use the appropriate measure of time) since the last Squidoo LensRank update! There is a quite a buzz around the community as everyone seems to be chewing fingernails and speculating. Is the Squidoo world coming to an end? OH MY!

Did someone spill Coca-Cola in the server? Did the HQ vacation schedule get muffed and no one is around to pull the lever? Did mice chew through a chord? Did someone leave their keys on the counter at home? Has an asteroid struck the media room?

What do you think?

Ben Franklin Said......

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else

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Excuses, Excuses, Excuses 

What do you think the problem is? Add one, vote for one, or both. But remember, you really have no excuse not to participate.

Aliens have taken over HQ

10 points

Seth's been taken hostage by Yahoo

Someone has to save them!10 points

Gil is on vacation...again

10 points

A Giant Squid Stole the Servers!

Baby Squids to the Rescue8 points

It's the Internet Swine Flu!

7 points

The dog ate the instruction manual

3 points

Someone is playing around ...

with some new stuff...3 points

Google is a spy!

That's all I'm saying! lol!3 points

Desmond has escaped from the Hatch!

No one has been pressing the Button!3 points

Dont worry the monsters are on their way Mr President

3 points

Gil was abducted by aliens

His last tweet was at 8:22 p.m. Thurs., Apr. 23rd! more...3 points

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3 points

LensRank/Hilton sex tape scandal!

LR is in seclusion due to unauthorized release of more...2 points

Open the LR bay door HAL.

I'm sorry, but I can't do that Gil.2 points

Zombies!

1 point

A dog ate HQ's to do list,

and they're all trying to figure1 point

No Groups for You

Could it be they don't want you to join an group, more...1 point

Lensrank stolen by the Seaview.

and it being blessed by Barbera Eden.0 points

S.W.A.T. has LR surrounded

LR is holding Ladymermaid's gall bladder hostage0 points

Negotions for selling out

0 points

Squidoo Was Only a Dream

...a very long dream0 points

Vanna lost the L & R

leaving us with ensank0 points

The baby squids have climbed into the machine and eaten a vital cog.

0 points

Maybe The Answer Is Here........ 

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Born in Southwestern Ohio, and will most likely die there. Joining Squidoo in October 2008, I was attempting some Web 2.0 promotion of my e-store. Quickly I discovered that I had finally discovered my canvas. The ability to paint my vision on this medium has been greatly enhanced by the community here.

My thanks to each and every one of you.




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