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Hope u enjoy this epic collection of the funniest Star Wars parodies, photos, satire, cartoons, videos and jokes! Now featuring Star Wars T-Shirts and Bobble Heads.
  1. Luke Skywalker's Biggest Fan?
  2. The Secret Life of the AT-AT
  3. Top 10 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side
  4. Is Darth Vader the Worlds Greatest Dad?
  5. Darth makes a tough call to the Emperor
  6. Even Rebels make Excuses
  7. Stormtrooper Regrets
  8. Smartass Vader
  9. Stars Wars Quotes with Pants
  10. Yoda is my Homeboy
  11. Bad Chewie!
  12. The Jedi Gym
  13. Jedi Squirrels!
  14. Darth Vader meets Hello Kitty
  15. Star Wars Jokes
  16. The Economy is Tough for Everyone
  17. Unemployed Trooper
  18. Question and Answer Star Wars Jokes
  19. Who's Got the Coolest Ride? Vote Here!
  20. Injured Stormtrooper
  21. Imperial Storm-Pooper
  22. Like to Polish Your Helmet?
  23. Recycling - It's Not Just for Jawas
  24. Jabba the Fat Kitteh
  25. You Might be a Redneck Jedi If...
  26. Stop Wars T-Shirts
  27. R2D2 Caught Smoking!
  28. Riff Trax vs The Phantom Menace
  29. Join the Darkside
  30. Lens Length Poll
  31. Sign the Guestbook

Darth Vader Plays Golf

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Samuel L. Jackson tells it like it is.

Luke Skywalker's Biggest Fan?

The Secret Life of the AT-AT

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Top 10 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side

1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones'

2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire

3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock

4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave

5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict

6. Kicked in head by bantha

7. To impress the babes

8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name

9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge over the River Kwai"

10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan

Is Darth Vader the Worlds Greatest Dad?

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Darth makes a tough call to the Emperor

Hiliarous Animated Emperor Parody

Choice quotes:
"what the hell is a aluminum falcon!?"
"death star was blown up by a bunch of ******* teenagers!"
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Even Rebels make Excuses

These will sound familiar to video gamers...

Stormtrooper Regrets

Ever have one of those days?

Smartass Vader

Damn that Darth Vader can be a wanker!

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“A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.”

Stars Wars Quotes with Pants

Memorable Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word "Pants" - Vote for your favorite lines!

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I find your lack of pants disturbing.

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Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

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Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

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These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

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That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

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A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

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She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

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I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

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You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

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Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

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Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!

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Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

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Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

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I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

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TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

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Yoda is my Homeboy

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Bad Chewie!

This is a funny Star Wars cartoon from See Mike Draw.

Chewbacca Potato Head

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The Star Wars/Mr. Potato Head Series is awesome,especially if you're a die-hard Star Wars fan like me. All of the figures are pretty funny to look at but I thought the Chewbacca or Chipbacca Figure is by far the best one. This Wookie will watch over you as you sleep, work, or engage in other guard-worthy activities.

The Jedi Gym

Stick with this video - it starts funny but builds to a surprise awesome.

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Jedi Squirrels!

May your nuts be with you.

Darth Vader meets Hello Kitty

Instant Regrets, this girlie pink and white Hello Kitty Vader is not a good look.

Star Wars Jokes

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Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke's having trouble.
Finally, Obi-Wan says, "Use the forks, Luke."

Darth Vader and Luke.
Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke exclaims "But how??!?"
"It's true Luke, *breath* I know what you're getting for Christmas."
Luke tries to ignore this, but tears himself free, screaming "How could you know this?!"
Vader replies, "I felt your presents."

"What's the difference between a lightsaber and a wookiee?"
"I don't know."
"You'd be a fine one to send after my lightsaber."

Yoda and Obi-Wan walked into a bar and bought a 5 dollar drink.
Yoda, seeing that he only had 4 dollars asked Obi-Wan, "Have a dollar do you? A little short I am."

Two droids were talking.
One says to the other, "Did you beat the Wookiee at Dejarikk?"
And the other answers, "Yes, but it cost me an arm and a leg."

MTV Star Wars Parody Sketch

Jimmy Fallon plays Anakin Skywalker at the 2005 MTV Movie Awards.

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The Economy is Tough for Everyone

Kind of sad to see Darth Vader has hit Skid Row

Unemployed Trooper

R2D2 Serves Cake

R2d2 Rather work for Jabba the Hutt then suffer this indignity.

“Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he's always making new friends.”

Question and Answer Star Wars Jokes

Funny Star Wars Jokes for Kids

Q: When did Anakin's Jedi teachers know he was going bad?
A: In the Sith Grade.

Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
A: A Sithy.

Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

Q: What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.

Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
A: The ship might crack up.

Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter.

Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.

Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!

Rocking Stormtrooper Tees

Stormtrooper and Crossbones Shirts and Gifts

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Who's Got the Coolest Ride? Vote Here!

Vader in Sports Car

Stormtrooper in Sports Car

Check out these sweet sports cars Vader and the Stormtrooper drive on weekends off - which one is cooler? I believe Vader is cruising in an Ariel Atom and the Trooper is racing along in a Lotus Elise, both fine automobiles but you can only pick one!

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Injured Stormtrooper

This is a funny and well made fan film.

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Imperial Storm-Pooper

"I knew I shouldn't have drank the water on Tatooine..."

Like to Polish Your Helmet?

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Not for Kids Lightbulb Joke: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there!


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Recycling - It's Not Just for Jawas

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Jabba the Fat Kitteh

Star Wars LOL Cats

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If...

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* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya'll."

* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

* Wookies are offended by your B.O.

* You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

* You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."

* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

* You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

* You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

* Your business cards read "Billy Bob, Jedi Master".

* You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.

* You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.

* Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.

* If you hear ... "Billy Bob, I am your father ... AND your uncle!"

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R2D2 Caught Smoking!

R2D2 and C3PO - No smoking
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Riff Trax vs The Phantom Menace

Kind of like MST3K with funny comments overdubbed on the movie.

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Star Wars Flickr Photos

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