Have a Laugh with Star Wars Humor
We have funny Star Wars Pictures, Star Wars Parody Videos and Star Wars Jokes.
You'll find all your favorite Star Wars characters such as Darth Vader, Storm Troopers, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Princess Leia, R2D2, C3-PO Jedis and more!
Table of Contents
- Darth Vader Plays Golf
- Dagoba Pulp Fiction
- Luke Skywalker's Biggest Fan?
- The Secret Life of the AT-AT
- Top 10 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side
- Darth Vader - Worlds Greatest Dad
- Darth makes a tough call to the Emperor
- Even Rebels make Excuses
- Regrets
- Smartass Vader
- Stars Wars Quotes with Pants
- Watch Your Aim!
- Bad Chewie!
- The Jedi Gym
- Jedi Squirrels!
- Darth Vader meets Hello Kitty
- Star Wars Jokes
- MTV Star Wars Parody Sketch
- The Economy is Tough for Everyone
- Unemployed Trooper
- Question and Answer Star Wars Jokes
- Funny Star Wars T-Shirts
- Who's Got the Coolest Ride? Vote Here!
- Injured Stormtrooper
- Imperial Storm-Pooper
- Like to Polish Your Helmet?
- Jabba the Fat Cat
- You Might be a Redneck Jedi If...
- Stop Wars T-Shirts
- R2D2 Caught Smoking!
- Riff Trax vs The Phantom Menace
- Join the Darkside
- Sign Our Guestbook
Darth Vader Plays Golf
Dagoba Pulp Fiction
Samuel L. Jackson tells it like it is.
Luke Skywalker's Biggest Fan?
Darth Vader Bobble Head
Funko Darth Vader Bobble-head
Amazon Price: $12.99 (as of 01/02/2010)
This 7" Darth Vader Bobble-head comes straight from the original Star Wars trilogy.This mighty warrior will watch over your desk and enforce the emperor's will on all who dare draw near.
The Secret Life of the AT-AT
Top 10 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side
2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire
3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock
4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave
5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict
6. Kicked in head by bantha
7. To impress the babes
8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name
9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge over the River Kwai"
10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan
Darth Vader - Worlds Greatest Dad
Funny Darth Vader T-Shirts and Gifts from Zazzle
Darth makes a tough call to the Emperor
Hiliarous Animated Emperor Parody
"what the hell is a aluminum falcon!?"
"death star was blown up by a bunch of ******* teenagers!"
Even Rebels make Excuses
These will sound familiar to video gamers...
Regrets
"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master."
Stars Wars Quotes with Pants
Memorable Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word "Pants"
Vote for your favorite lines!
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A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
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She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
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These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
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Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
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I find your lack of pants disturbing.
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You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
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Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
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That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
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Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!
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I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
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Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
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Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
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Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
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I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
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TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
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Bad Chewie!
This is a funny Star Wars cartoon from See Mike Draw.
Chewbacca Bobble Head
Chewbacca Bobble-head
Amazon Price: $9.88 (as of 01/02/2010)
Chewie is the most noble of sidekicks. He is extremely loyal and often acts as a conscience to Han Solo. Funko's Chewbacca bobble-head stands over 6" tall with his trademark bow caster. This Wookie will watch over you as you sleep, work, or engage in other guard-worthy activities.
The Jedi Gym
Stick with this video - it starts funny but builds to a surprise awesome.
Jedi Squirrels!
May your nuts be with you.
Darth Vader meets Hello Kitty
Instant Regrets, this girlie pink and white Hello Kitty Vader is not a good look.
Star Wars Jokes
G-Rated
Finally, Obi-Wan says, "Use the forks, Luke."
Darth Vader and Luke.
Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke exclaims "But how??!?"
"It's true Luke, *breath* I know what you're getting for Christmas."
Luke tries to ignore this, but tears himself free, screaming "How could you know this?!"
Vader replies, "I felt your presents."
"What's the difference between a lightsaber and a wookiee?"
"I don't know."
"You'd be a fine one to send after my lightsaber."
Yoda and Obi-Wan walked into a bar and bought a 5 dollar drink.
Yoda, seeing that he only had 4 dollars asked Obi-Wan, "Have a dollar do you? A little short I am."
Two droids were talking.
One says to the other, "Did you beat the Wookiee at Dejarikk?"
And the other answers, "Yes, but it cost me an arm and a leg."
Yoda Bobble Head
Funko Yoda Bobble-head
Amazon Price: $12.95 (as of 01/02/2010)
Yoda is armed with his lightsaber and is ready to ward off bad guys from your home or office. This bobble-head figure is made of PVC plastic and is officially licensed. Measures 5.5" tall.
MTV Star Wars Parody Sketch
Jimmy Fallon plays Anakin Skywalker at the 2005 MTV Movie Awards.
The Economy is Tough for Everyone
Kind of sad to see Darth Vader has hit Skid Row
Unemployed Trooper
R2D2 Serves Cake
R2d2 Rather work for Jabba the Hutt then suffer this indignity.
"Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he's always making new friends."
Question and Answer Star Wars Jokes
A: In the Sith Grade.
Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
A: A Sithy.
Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
Q: What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
Q: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in it.
Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
A: The ship might crack up.
Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter.
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
Funny Star Wars T-Shirts
Have a laugh with these Star Wars T-Shirts from Zazzle
Who's Got the Coolest Ride? Vote Here!
Check out these sweet sports cars Vader and the Stormtrooper drive on weekends off - which one is cooler? I believe Vader is cruising in an Ariel Atom and the Trooper is racing along in a Lotus Elise, both fine automobiles but you can only pick one!
Imperial Storm-Pooper
"I knew I shouldn't have drank the water on Tatooine..."
Storm Trooper Bobble Head
Storm Trooper Bobble Head
Amazon Price: $11.08 (as of 01/02/2010)
Imperial stormtroopers are highly trained soldiers of the Galactic Empire. Fast and effective, these soldiers are extremely loyal and ready to do your bidding. Assemble your own army of these 7" tall Wacky Wobblers to protect your desk or dresser.
Like to Polish Your Helmet?
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Jabba the Fat Cat
You Might be a Redneck Jedi If...
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya'll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
* Wookies are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
* You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
* Your business cards read "Billy Bob, Jedi Master".
* You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.
* You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.
* Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.
* If you hear ... "Billy Bob, I am your father ... AND your uncle!"
Jawa Bobble Head
Jawa Bobble Head
Amazon Price: $7.99 (as of 01/02/2010)
If you are ever in the market for a refurbished or stolen droid, these Jawas are your go-to guys. Masters of the makeshift quick fix, they are sure to have the droid to suite your needs. Collect this bobblehead with the rest of your Funko Wacky Wobblers.
Tusken Raider Bobble Head
Star Wars Tusken Raider Bobble-Head Figure
Amazon Price: (as of 01/02/2010)
I love Sand People but don't piss them off! When provoked with a slight nod on the head, this fearsome desert savage will bob in rage! Standing at 7-inches tall and made of PVC is this detailed Tusken Raider.
Stop Wars T-Shirts
Popular Stop Wars anti-war shirts with Star Wars font.
Many colors and styles available for men, women, kids and babies.
R2D2 Caught Smoking!
Riff Trax vs The Phantom Menace
Kind of like MST3K with funny comments overdubbed on the movie.
Join the Darkside
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- Treasures-By-Brenda Treasures-By-Brenda Nov 6, 2009 @ 7:52 am
- Excellent assembly of Star Wars humor.
Blessed!
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Boba Fett Bobble Head
Boba Fett Bobble Head
Amazon Price: $9.88 (as of 01/02/2010)
The universe's most feared bounty hunter is now yours to bobble. Notorious for his massive arsenal of weapons and his tendency to off his targets, Funko's Boba Fett won't let you down. This 7" tall bobble head is sure to look good on your desk at home or in the office.
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