Lubki: Faux traditional folk Russian woodcuts of Star Wars and Harry Potter...

An explanation of the title from Metafilter: "What happened is that the title was the artist's pun (in Russian) on the actual movie name. "Lord of the rings" in russian reads as "Vlastelin kolets" "Vlastelin colets" is phonetically similar to "Plastilin ovets" "Plastilin ovets" is indeed "Plasticine of the sheep" when translated into English, although "Sheep silly putty" might be a more appropriate, if freer, translation."

The contributor goes on to translate...

Above the hobbit, written in traditional fairy tale rhyme: I am a hobbit animal called Frodo, I have a prickly face and my legs are crooked and furry. I have a ring of magical forge, when I put it on I disappear from the view and get quite sick from it.

Above Gollum, per Professor Feinberg: This creature is called Gorlum [sic: K. is punning on Горло 'throat'], a sea idiot with a croaky voice. He catches fish beyond the ice blocks and eats them raw And then suffers from stomach swelling

Above the cup: To avoid being laid low by illness, drink beer as a chaser (опохмелиться 'pull a hair off the dog that bit you')

Below the cup: I should put on the ring so nobody can see my shame [sram: a euphemism for genitals].

Per Professor Feinberg: "So long as the Martian was healthy he waged a war of the worlds against mankind. Some humans he simply incinerated, sparing only their shirts and trousers, others he pureed into fish broth . He went about the city and caught a nasty disease for which he wasn't treated. He got sick and turned to dust and came crashing to earth."

Rastaman Folk Tales 3.1 [a collection of short stories by Dmitrii Gaiduk utilizing folklore motifs and based on experiences of people getting high on cannabis]

Printed on the laptop case: For adults only

Top: And here is Monokonda, a hundred cubits long. When he swallows a man he spews him out immediately.

Left: A greedy pharmacist slaughtered his comrades for a flower, and the swamp serpent made a meal of him.

Right: A learned maid took a machete and cut off the aspid's head.

Cheburashka is "a funny little monkey who lives in the tropical forest. He accidentally gets into a crate of oranges, eats his fill, and falls asleep. When he wakes, his paws are numb after the long time spent in the crate, and he tumbles down ("cheburakhnulsya") from the table onto the chair and then from the chair, where he could not sit, for the same reason, onto the floor.

Professor Feinberg: "Here is Cheburashka, a Moroccan beast. Speaks a heathen language. Body of a bear [ведмедь is dialectal for медмедь], face of a cat. Captured by women on the Neglina stream."

"Crocodile Gena works as a crocodile in an urban zoo. Every evening he returns home to his lonely flat. Finally, Gena is very tired of playing chess against himself and decided to have friends. Animals and people responded to his advertisements stuck throughout the city. First comes a girl Galya with a homeless puppy, then followed by her, Cheburashka."

The woodcut is titled "Sabantuy" Sabantuy is a "Bashkir, Tatar and Chuvash peoples' holiday celebrated at present by the remaining peoples of the Volga Region." You can watch a youtube video (the guy plays a cute tune on the accordion) here.

Feinberg: Top: And here is Korkodil [sic] Afrikanych [patronymic]. The alligator-beast, called Genadii, is dressed in German clothes. He never wears pants because his tail would get in the way. The Tatar walks him on a chain.

Bottom: I play the accordion so alluringly that I can use it to get sustenance [here K. seems to be punning on the word пропитание 'sustenance': the root pit- 'nurture, nourish' resembles the root of the verb пить 'drink' (note the samovar held by the Tatar), although it has a different origin. But Gena probably has more solid nourishment in mind.]

There is a famous Russian folk song by this name, you can watch it performed on accordion, saw, and spoons here.

Left: "And here for you, local product, strong weed."
Right: "We don't need your heroin, we drink beer and that's how we get happy."
Below: "A joint for five kopecks. For a ruble you can become a total fool."

Per Professor Feinberg:

Top: And this is nothing new: nothing but evil comes from the printed word. So as not to tempt the simple folk we have decided to remove all harmful books from circulation and burn them.

Lower left-hand corner (over old woman): holy simplicity
Title of book in her hands: The Book of Tasty and Healthy Food

Title of books in fire: (1) [can't read] (2) Perennial Grasses (3) Mushrooms of the World
Sign on building: Book Store

As with the others, this is from Professor Feinberg:

Top: Here you have a double [Jean Claude] Van Damme. He fell so much in love with himself that he split in two. If by chance he drinks too much vodka he fights with himself.

Right: He does splits and even his balls [муди: whited out] protrude..

I am SO thankful to Professor Larry Feinberg for doing these translations!

TOP: And here you have Kharlam Davydov [cf. Harley Davidson], a pot-bellied biker. His beard is like a shovel. He has the niftiest bike (1), with a sidecar [коляска also means 'stroller'], wears a German spiked helmet and leather pants with silver studs.

LEFT: Kharlam is a crack pool player (2). He used parts of a wolf's rear for billiard balls [пирамида 'pyramid' also means 'Russian billiards'; хвост is 'animal's tail' and also 'tail end'].

RIGHT: The wolf howls in frustration, Kharlam gives him beer to drink.

Professor Feinberg provides:

Annikeika Lamer presses the keys but has no idea what he's doing. He bought a USB data stick [R. св исток, literally 'whistle'] but doesn't know where to stick it. [Annikii, aka Annikeika, Ivanov was a 17th-c. icon painter; ла мер is contemporary slang for someone who is clueless about computers.]

From Professor Feinberg:

TOP: And here is Luke Skywalker. He is on a flying saucer (1), and a smart samovar (2) helps propel him along.

LEFT: Luke spent a long time looking for his father, and once he found him, slew him with a fiery sword (3), which brought on grief and sorrow.

CENTER Here I might have had some vodka to ease my grief, but my father cut off my hand. I can't pick up a glass; looks like I'll be living sober from now on.

RIGHT: And here is his friend Chewbacca, something between a monkey and a dog. He speaks no words, but roars and howls. Evil men took him captive and turned him into ice.

[Writing on samovar in lower left-hand corner: R2D2]

Per Professor Feinberg:

UPPER LEFT: I've never washed my leggings, so my feet stick to the ceiling.

LOWER RIGHT: Here I am, the Spider Man. I have an extra pair of hands. From the front I embrace a maid, from behind deftly pour myself some wine. [The placement of the adverb сьзаду 'from behind' is sly: even though it modifies винца себе наливаю 'I pour myself some wine" it stands directly after обънимаю 'I embrace' - notice where Spiderman's right front hand is going.]

Per Professor Feinberg:

UPPER LEFT: And here is Neo, who always looks skyward. He dodged a bullet by bending backward, injuring the back of his head, and he never managed to straighten himself up. When he noticed the two cats he farted through his pantaloons.

UPPER RIGHT: I am Doctor Morpheus, with the face of an Abyssinian Negus. In the back of my head is an iron socket like an oar lock. I walk about hooked up to a telephone.

LOWER LEFT: Brother apothecary, can you give me a pill for reverse curvature of the spine and hemorrhoids?

CENTER: Neo goes about stinking, and Morpheus reproaches him: "You ask me for a pill, you idiot! Don't you want to eat [literally 'bite off'] the bird?" [The Russian equivalent for our 'flip the bird' is пока зать кукиш - дулю; the gesture referred to is quite similar.]

Per Professor Feinberg:

TOP: I 'm an odd fellow, a wind-up dummy, called Terminator 2. My head is made of tin. I get drunk on kerosene and ride my bike (1) very fast. I'm very handy with a pistol (2).

LOWER LEFT: I'm three arshins [about 7 ft.] tall. Inside I'm all wheels and springs.

LOWER RIGHT: I landed in a smithy (3) and smashed up my head.

At the top is a quote from Burt Reynolds: "When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror." (Actually here it says "they begin fighting for the mirror.")

Next, from Truman Capote, a version of: "a fellow loses two IQ points for every year spent in Hollywood."

The next one, by Jack Kerouac: "It's impossible to live in this world, but there isn't anywhere else."