Stardust: A Fairy Tale Movie Worth Seeing

There's going to be an eloquent review here, but for the moment, accept that Stardust, at least in the version I saw at the Abingdon premier, is almost bumpless, fairly safe to take your children to, and will cause you to make embarassing monkey hoot noises.

Directer
....... Matthew Vaughn ("Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels", "A Short FIlm About John Bolton")

Writers
....... Neil Gaiman (novel)
....... Jane Goldman (screenplay
....... Matthew Vaughn (screenplay)

Narrator
....... Sir Ian McKellan ("X-Men", "Lord of the Rings")

Tristran
....... Charlie Cox
Narrator (voice)
....... Ian McKellen
Young Scientist
....... Bimbo Hart
Victorian Academic
....... Alastair MacIntosh
Guard
....... David Kelly
Young Dunstan
....... Ben Barnes
Slave Girl (Una)
....... Kate Magowan
Ditchwater Sal
....... Melanie Hill
Victoria
....... Sienna Miller
Humphrey
....... Henry Cavill
Dunstan
....... Nathaniel Parker
Grumpy Customer
....... Darby Hawker
Mr. Monday
....... Frank Ellis
King
....... Peter O'Toole
Septimus
........ Mark Strong
Primus
....... Jason Flemyng
Tertius
....... Mark Heap
Bishop
....... Struan Rodger
Secundus
....... Rupert Everett
Sextus
....... David Walliams
Quartus
....... Julian Rhind-Tutt
Quintus
....... Adam Buxton
Lamia
....... Michelle Pfeiffer
Yvaine
....... Claire Danes
Empusa
....... Sarah Alexander
Mormo
....... Joanna Scanlan
Soothsayer
....... George Innes
Bernard
....... Jake Curran
Lackey
....... Grant Burgin
Billy
....... Mark Williams
Girl Bernard
....... Olivia Grant
Yvaine's Sister
....... Coco Sumner
Skinny Pirate
........ Dexter Fletcher
Captain Shakespeare
....... Robert De Niro
Old Pirate
....... Terry Murphy
Ferdy the Fence
....... Ricky Gervais
Receptionist
....... Geoff Bell
New Bishop
....... Mark Burns
Pirate
....... Rab Affleck
Pirate
....... Carlos Besse Peres
Pirate (as Chopper)
....... Elwin 'Chopper' David
Pirate
....... Adam Fogerty
Pirate
....... Jordan Long