US State Slogans T-Shirts and Gifts - Vintage and Funny

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Vintage and Funny State Tees

Click on any state below for funny and retro state slogans and graphics on t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies and gift items such as mugs, stickers and babywear. Modern and vintage styles for men, women and kids from all US states.

Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware DC Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming Puerto Rico Virgin Islands

Remix Retro also carries many custom City Name Shirts.

The 10 Oldest Cities in the USA 

1) St. Augustine, Florida, 1565
2) Santa Fe, New Mexico, 1609
3) Hampton, Virginia, 1610
4) Newport News, Virginia, 1610
5) Albany, New York, 1624
6) New York, New York, 1624
7) Quincy, Massachusetts, 1625
8) Salem, Massachusetts, 1626
9) Jersey City, New Jersey, 1629
10) Lynn, Massachusetts, 1629

Take a Road Trip 

Great Stories for the Open Road

Roadside Americana

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Road Trip USA: Cross-Country Adventures on America's Two-Lane Highways.

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On The Road CD

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Roadside America 

Frozen Lake? by Caveman 92223

Frozen Lake?

On the Orange Line along Rt 66. Some Fall color. by brownpau

On the Orange Line a...

Breakfast in the EDo by Aurora Leonard

Breakfast in the EDo

Best Breakfast by Aurora Leonard

Best Breakfast

Fly by Aurora Leonard

Fly

Sunset on Route 66 by Aurora Leonard

Sunset on Route 66

Central Ave. aka Route 66! by Aurora Leonard

Central Ave. aka Rou...

Masks y Mas by Aurora Leonard

Masks y Mas

Central Ave by Aurora Leonard

Central Ave

Kimo Theater by Aurora Leonard

Kimo Theater

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Funny State Slogans 

Not your typical license plate slogans :)

Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi

Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!

Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California:
As Seen on TV

Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware:
(this was left blank--does this mean Delaware is too small to have a
motto?)

Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois:
Gateway to Iowa

Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa:
Land of James T. Kirk

Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine:
Cheap Lobster

Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota:
For Sale

Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else

Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada:
Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:
You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right Here!

New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota:
Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!

Ohio:
Don't Judge Us by Cleveland

Oklahoma:
Like the Play...Only No Singing

Oregon:
Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:
The Educashun State

Texas:
Se Hablo Ingles

Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:
Yep

Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!

Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming:
Wynot?

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Holiday USA - New York City 

Bank of America Tower by josh.liba

Bank of America Towe...

Homeless person, cat, and a painting. by rduta

Homeless person, cat...

Boxer by Nesster

Boxer

New York, New York by amylynne.

New York, New York

LOVE NYC by Morgantis

LOVE NYC

Drive-by: jewelers by Nesster

Drive-by: jewelers

drive-by: man with cam by Nesster

drive-by: man with c...

Brandon Brock, Western Queens for Marriage Equality / Light the Way to Equality, Marriage Equality New York / 2009-11-09 / SML by See-ming Lee 李思明 SML

Brandon Brock, Weste...

Brandon Brock + Husband, Light the Way to Equality, Marriage Equality New York / 20091109.10D.55690.P1.L1.BW / SML by See-ming Lee 李思明 SML

Brandon Brock + Husb...

Light the Way to Equality, Marriage Equality New York / 20091109.10D.55683.P1.L1.C45.BW / SML by See-ming Lee 李思明 SML

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Retro America 

the storm by lanuiop

the storm

Oh yeah! by tuppus

Oh yeah!

Yscreem by tuppus

Yscreem

Felis tigris by tuppus

Felis tigris

Breakfast is the best by Justin and Elise

Breakfast is the bes...

Revimento anos 70 by gjofili

Revimento anos 70

Retro Starbucks Logo by aj-clicks

Retro Starbucks Logo

NNNeoN by Symic

NNNeoN

Atoms for Peace by Self-portrait_Girl

Atoms for Peace

I Am Waiting for Familiar Resolve by Self-portrait_Girl

I Am Waiting for Fam...

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moretvicar wrote...

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ReplyPosted September 07, 2009

WorldTravelers916 wrote...

I just got the Idaho and california shirt, but there are others that i am thinking o getting too!

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ReplyPosted October 02, 2008

richard_wheeler wrote...

I think logos on a T-shirt does a lot of things for the shirt. They can be used to identify teams or an support a team or an company. Here in Idaho there's is only one team the residents in our area support-the Boise State football team with one of collge football's premer running backs-Ian Johnson. Two of my lenses show his number jersey-41. I hope he has a really great season this year and the broncos will really need him to have a great season this year. Believe me!

ReplyPosted August 11, 2008

goldenecho wrote...

Hi! Nice lense. I have two state shirt squidoos...feel free to add your lense to the shop plexos at the bottom:

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www.squidoo.com/californiatees

ReplyPosted November 19, 2007

 

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