Stewie Griffin - Son of Monty?

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Something wicked this way comes!

Is Stewie Griffin really the long lost son of C Montgomery Burns? Is this pint-sized devil incarnate from Family Guy truly the spawn of the aged and much-maligned Mr Burns from the Simpsons?

There is no doubt that these two animated worlds have, on occasion, crossed paths. And the evil deeds of Stewie and Monty may be more than just a passing coincidence. Let's investigate shall we?

Who is Stewie Griffin?

Innocent baby or evil genius?

Name: Stewart Gilligan Griffin
Age: 1 year old
Parents: Peter (the Fat Man) and Lois (Vile Woman)
Hobbies:
  • world domination
  • killing Lois
  • playing 'wooden ball in a cup'
  • watching 'Mr Belvedere'
  • going to the fair with his teddy bear Rupert

Areas of Expertise:
  • advanced physics
  • mechanical engineering
  • shooting at a fifth grade level

Catchphrases:
  • Victory is mine!
  • What the deuce?

Evil - Nature or Nurture?

Or freak accident?

There has been much published research suggesting a genetic basis for evil. This might explain Stewie's tendencies towards matricide and ambitions of world domination. Mr Burns of course likes to wield power over the common folk of Springfield, but could this be hereditary?

Severe head trauma has also been linked to personality changes, and to violence. Is this why Stewie is the way he is?
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Stewie Griffin - Most Wanted

The rap sheet

Among Stewie's many despicable acts, he has committed murders, carried out carjacking, been a loan shark, been involved in forgery, not to mention many acts of criminal damage!


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Victory is Mine!

You will bow to me.

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Stewie's Favorite Pastimes

The non-evil ones!

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Stewie's Favorite Things

Egads! Get your own!

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Professor Stewie

And his words of wisdom

We all have lots to learn from Professor Stewie. After all, he is a master inventor, entrepreneur and property developer. Listen to the boy who - as a one-year-old - invented a time machine, a weather machine, a mind control device, a dead Lois, a shrinking machine, various robots, etc, etc. Now know his wisdom!


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The Hall of Hevil

Who is the foulest of them all?

So where's the evidence? What are these evil deeds?

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Stewie Griffin

davespeed says:

Stewie's only had one year to develop his diabolical tendencies. Imagine how evil he'll be by the time he reaches Burns' age.

nopantstees says:

Given that Stewie has actually murdered people, I think he's the more diabolical of the two.

papawu says:

He would surely destroy planet Earth, if only he had the means.Hmmmm...Perhaps he could sabotage the nuclear plant in Springfield and let loose a cacophony of radioactive destruction. Yes, That's It!

ArtSiren says:

Putting too much 'hemphasis' on the letter 'H', for example in Cool Hwhip.

Monty Burns

papawu says:

His complete and utter disregard for the little people. He cares for nothing besides his money.

ArtSiren says:

Building a contraption to block out the sunlight to Springfield.

 

Who is Mr Burns?

Kindly old gentleman or unquenchably greedy villain?

Name: Charles Montgomery Burns
Age: depends on which episode, but variously quoted as 81, over 100, and 104
Hobbies:
  • making lots of money
  • releasing the hounds
  • bribery
  • investing in stocks (eg Trans-Atlantic Zeppelin)
  • fashion, with a wardrobe made from various animals
  • making lots of money

Areas of Expertise:
  • running nuclear power plant
  • accomplished pilot (not good at landings though)
  • releasing hounds

Catchphrases:
  • Excellent!
  • Simpson, eh?
  • Release the hounds

Excellent gifts

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Who is the evilest of them all?

Who's the most evil?

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury

What is your verdict?

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Family Guy vs Simpsons

The Question of questions

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The Gospel According to the Simpsons

Just to balance out the evil

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Care to wax idiotic?

  • davespeed Dec 17, 2011 @ 5:47 pm | delete
    This lens made me laugh and cry!
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    This lens made me laugh and cry!
  • good4us_all Dec 3, 2010 @ 12:13 am | delete
    lots of fun - great idea for a lens!
    ;-)
  • andaluana Nov 19, 2010 @ 7:05 am | delete
    Great lens :) I think Stewie is adorable
  • Ted_Curtis Oct 29, 2009 @ 7:50 am | delete
    Very funny indeed. You certainly use a lot of lens modules to good use. I have learned a lot from the way you structure your pages and have "favorited you" so I can see each of your new lenses.

    Keep up the good work,

    Ted
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Cartoon Stewie Burns

by Neil aka ArtSiren

The image of Stewie Burns - a congealed globule of pure evil in dungarees - was drawn by me, courtesy of pencils and paper; and amateurishly polished up using The GIMP.

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