Surfing Santa Lives

Some Surfer Named Dude

Shut-up and Surf!

Mrs Claus Hangs Ten at Macaronis Resort

Dear Kids,

I couldn't break it to you as I thought it would crush your crazy fantasy of two old people drinking hot chocolate while sitting in the North Pole awaiting Christmas.

Most likely you are wondering who the elderly woman is. The elderly woman you thought was Mrs. Claus is in fact my Grand Mother. We had many laughs at your expense.

Check out the real Mrs. Claus Hangin Ten at Macaronis resort!

Love Santa

You Stay on You Tube and I'll Stay in my Tube!

Santa Sports New Sumo Surf Suit

Dear Kids,

Check out the new Japanese Sumo Surf Shorts I am Sporting...

Have you ever heard it said, when in Rome, do as the Romans?

With this being said, I thought I would give a gift I received from my Japanese host a go in the surf.

I have to tell you, this new Japanese Sumo Surf Suit is a little short!

Until next time,

Love Santa
Love Santa

Santa's Shred: Save Some Waves for us Santa!

Dear Kids,

All the toys you requested this year, which the Elfs promptly prepared for you, will be sold on E-Bay to pay for my World Surfing Tour! Bid away you bad boys and girls! May the highest bidder win...

Thanks,

Love Santa

PS. I hope that this continues for at least "SL8R" years!

Dude is Challenged at the Arctic Chill

Dear Kiddos,

The newspaper reads "Santa ultimately defeated by Mr. Jorgen, but vows to return!"

Love Santa

Surf Dude Called Santa Lands Big Air

Sun Tanned Santa

Dear kids,

My body is getting back into shape and my skin is bronze for the first time, just in time for the Arctic Chill I mean Arctic Challenge.

As white as I was, you might have over looked my jam session on the snow pipe!

Flying North!

Love Santa

Santa Flys into 2007: Happy New Year

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Dear Kids,

Ripping up Nippon!

By-the-way, I fired my flying reindeer as I no longer need them...

Love Santa

PS: May 2007 be full of Peace and Blessings!

Santa Catches Big Air

Dear Kids,

Catching Big-Air in Ft. Walton Beach Florida with my bro Gerard Harris.

I am heading to Japan to rip some waves and eat fresh Sushi! I am looking for the Japanese surfers which made fun of my friend on his Surf-o-Tech!

Keep in touch,

Love Santa

Santa gets Tubed! Just another Indo boat trip

Dear Kids,

Life is good! I found a secret spot using Google Earth's satellite images! Maybe you can find secret breaks too.

Get your own tubes...

Love Santa

Santa Gets Laundered Down Under

Even Santa Claus gets hammered sometimes!

I can relate Santa!

Santa Loses More Clothing and Cranks Up The Heat!

Dear Kids,

I am recovering from Christmas in the Metawai Islands (Indo).

I am undressing for popularity! Look what it has done for Brittney Spears. My ratings should sky rocket.

Note: Just turning up the heat!

Unless the real meaning of Christmas is returned...I am outta here!

Love Santa

Surfing Santa Tears Up a Half-Pipe!

Dear Kids,

I can't talk right now - I am busy grinding on the half-pipe you requested for Christmas.

Love Santa

Surfing Santa Heads to Colorado

Dear Kids,

Whooo Hoooo! A major snow storm slams Colorado!
I grabbed little Johnny's requested K2 FatBoy and headed in the opposite direction of most travellers.

Question: Why the heck did I rip off my sleeves and cut the legs off my shorts?

Oh well, I wish you naughty boys and girls could experience the thrill of the fresh powder and steep hill, but without your gifts this year you better get a J.O.B!

Ho Ho Ho and HA HA HA,

Love Airborne Santa

Santa is Losing His North Pole Clothing

Dear Kids,

Enjoying my vacation here in Costa Rica... Thanks again for being especially naughty! Cancelling Christmas is absolutely awesome, I should have done it years ago. However, let it be known that the past was no better than the present.

By-the-way, I had to cut my sleeves off as "It's Getting Hot in Here," is blasting on my new IPOD! Thanks for asking for this as I had no idea how cool it was. check out the IPOD H2O Audio, but pay for it yourself bad dudes and dudettes. Ho Ho Ho!

Back to business,

Love Santa

Santa's Royal Shred: Fistral Beach, New Quay, England

Dear Kids,

You've been Punked! Whoooo Hooooo...

Love Santa

Shark Attack

Dear Kids,

Unfortunately, I lost a good chum today while surfing Morro Bay, California.

The victim was an elf named Rubik. Rubik was viciously attacked and killed by a giant grey today. Fortunately, no one really requested his Rubrik's Cube this year.

Having fun,

Love Santa

Surfing Santa Turns Up The Heat

Surfing Santa turns up the heat by sporting his new Rip Curl Spring in the Dead of Winter!

Note: Santa's white legs haven't seen the sun for hundreds of years. Lets hope he used sun block or his spring suit will look like a full suit sooner than later.

Santa Wins Triple Crown Surfing Event

Dear Kids,

My first walk on event (with special invite: I am Santa), in epic wave conditions, resulted in my first prestigious win.

Note: Fear the old, fat dude in his red wetsuit! Santa is delivering the goods in a new way now...

Too much fun!

Love Santa

Santa: No Forwarding Address!

Dear Kids,

I am leaving the North Pole, never to return! Please google, Transworld Surf, Surfer, or Surfing magazine and send all further correspondance to their editors addressed "In Care of Surfing Santa!"

You might see me shreding your local break!

By-the-way, NO! I am not Jack O'neill... but, I am open to O'neill Wetsuits creating a surfing santa "North Pole" winter suit!

Love Santa

Merry Christmas: Santa Delivers the Goods

Dear Naughty Ones,

You are lucky I am human and I have physical needs.
Mrs. Claus made my bed on the couch unless I delivered the goods as planned.

Note: YOU ARE WELCOME!

Recommendation: Forgive others and be charitable or I will be forced to open up a can of whoop buns on you!

Remember: Thats my wave baby! Don't cut me off...