Swisstoons Funny Gifts At Zazzle

Cartoonist Brings Unique Brand of Humor To Zazzle

Cute and funny cartoon shirts, mugs, mouse pads, posters, magnets, buttons, bags, postage, business and greeting cards by veteran magazine cartoonist, "SWISS," make terrific gifts. Come to Zazzle to see what cartoon editors have been laughing at for over 30 years. "SWISS" cartoons have appeared in such publications as Readers Digest, Good Housekeeping, Omni, Highlights, TV Guide,
Saturday Evening Post and hundreds of others.

Looking For A Funny Christmas Gift For Your Favorite Gourmet Chef"

This Unique Recipe Binder Should Put A Smile On His Or Her Face This Xmas Morning!

Funny French Chef Cooking Cartoon Recipe Binder binder

These Unique & Humorous Totes by Swisstoons

...Make Dandy Gifts For Singles! Puzzled? Read On!

Did you know that an astounding 97% of happily married individuals.......met their significant others in supermarket checkout lines? An amazing statistic, isn't it?

Actually, I have no idea how many people met their husbands or wives in checkout lines. Still, I think you would have to admit that that is one amazing statistic! And it leads in nicely to what I am about to say next.

If you get lonely standing in checkout lines, one of my funny, earth friendly, reusable, green, canvas, cartoon, grocery totebags might be just the icebreaker you need to strike up a conversation with that attractive member of the opposite sex standing right behind you! These bags are FUNNY! And they make great conversation starters. I can almost guarantee that if you hold one of my funny grocery bags so that the person behind you can see it, that person will chuckle and say, "Heyyy...cool bag!"

Whether or not this budding relationship goes beyond the checkout line is entirely up to you.

But wouldn't you agree that one of these bags would make a unique and funny gift for that SINGLETON you know? You can see these and more at Swisstoons Funny Business: Humorous Gifts 4 All!

Funny House Wine Cartoon Totebag by Swisstoons

Wine Lover's Cartoon Reusable Canvas Grocery by Swisstoons

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Funny Gift For Teachers To Give Students At End Of School Year

Can Be Found At Swisstoons' Fridge Magnet Store At Zazzle

Funny Teacher's Collectible School Vacation magnet

Swisstoons' (Mainly) Funny Unique Postage Stamp Collection

For Special Occasions or Everyday Mailings

Some of my Zazzle postage stamps are intended for mailing announcements (new baby...wedding...etc)....some are for promoting causes (Adopt a Shelter Pet)...and some are just plain silly (like the blueberries stamp). Hope you'll come take a look at Swisstoons Funny Business: Humorous Gifts 4 All!. You'll smile!

Cute Whimsical Beach Party Invitation ostage Stamp by Swisstoons

Inspirational "Strongheart" Fitness Cartoon Stamp by Swisstoons

Cute Whimsical Beach Wedding Invitation Stamp by Swisstoons

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This Unique Swisstoons Cartoon Postage Stamp For Animal Lovers...

Referenced Above, Is Not As Funny As Some of My Other Cartoons...

...but, rather, is designed to promote shelter pet adoption....a very worthy cause.

Animal Lover's Pound Puppy Cartoon stamp

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Swisstoons Funny Business & Appointment Cards

Making Your Customers and Potential Customers Smile Can't Be a BAD Thing, Can It?

If you want your customers and potential customers to remember you, put them in a good humor! Make 'em smile!

That's why salesmen tell jokes, isn't isn't? To put customers in a happy mood and leave a good impression? Give 'em one of these funny Swisstoons business cards or appointment cards and it may well end up on the customer's fridge door (held there by a Swisstoons magnet, no doubt) where everyone else can see it! Which could be very good for business, indeed!

And wouldn't a set of these funny business cards make a unique and welcome GIFT
for someone you know?

Cosmetic Surgeon Cartoon Business or Appointment by Swisstoons

Surgeon Cartoon Business or Appointment Card by Swisstoons

Optical Ophthalmologist Optometrist Business Card by Swisstoons

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Save Money on Auto Insurance With This Funny Bumper Sticker by Swisstoons!

Cancel Your Policy! This Will Protect You!

This funny scary bumper sticker in intended to make the driver behind you pay attention to his driving so he doesn't ram into you at the next red light. At least, maybe it will take his mind off his cell phone for a while. Available at Swisstoons Gallery.

Funny Crazy Safe Driving Cartoon Sticker bumpersticker

Griller My Dreams

In Case You Hadn't Noticed....Summer's Approaching!

If firing up the backyard grill is your thing, add to the fun by sporting one of these funny hats and/or aprons by Swisstoons, guaranteed to elicit smiles all around. You don't have to be the host or hostess to don one of these babies! They make great icebreakers and conversation.starters. You can see more funny aprons and more funny hats at Swisstoons Gallery at Zazzle!

Magazines, Humor, Cartoons & Flies

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Cute Sweet Funny Spring & Summer T-Shirt For Tweens

Great Gift For A Girly Girl!

Know a young dancer? This one makes a perfect gift for aspiring dancers (or those who just have to get up and move) whether it's a granddaughter, a niece, a goddaughter, a friend's little girl...or your own!

Father's Day Is Fast Approaching! Time To Show Up Everyone Else In The Family!

...By Presenting Dad With This GIGANTIC Greeting Card! (Actually, a poster)

Make a BIG SPLASH! Show up all your brothers and sisters who will be giving dinky little cards! After the party, Dad can hang his favorite child's card in the DEN...where it will forever remind everyone else in the family who Dad's favorite is.
(Or to save money, why not all chip in and present Dad with this "card" signed by everyone in the family?)

Funny GIGANTIC Gigantic Father's Day Card print

Looking For Funny Stuff To Bid On?

If You're Looking For A Funny Movie To Cheer Someone Up....

...Or maybe you just wanna laugh yourself....eBay is waiting to show you some very funny "viewables!" Make a bid. It's fun...and exciting! Winning is good. :)

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Cute & Funny Italian Diva Poster For The Kitchen Makes A Terrific Gift!

For Your Mom, Daughter, Aunt or Favorite Italian Grandmother on Mother's Day!

Funny Sexy Italian American Diva Cartoon print

Miracle Mousepad Promises To Revolutionize Computing!

Build A Better Mousepad And The World Will Beat A Path To Your Door!

Decades in development, The Miracle Mousepad is HERE!

Funny Unique Offbeat Wedding Invitation....

...or Save The Date Postage Stamp

Looking for something humorous...something a little offbeat...in a wedding invitation stamp? This one exhuberantly announces: "We are DOIN' it!" It's a little crazy; but FUNNY! Just like you!

Funny Unique Offbeat Wedding Invitation stamp

If Gallows Humor Is Your Thing.....

You And Your Coworkers Might Share A Knowing Smile When You Walk Into Work Carrying This New Coffee Mug

A little gallows humor might be just what everyone in your office needs to keep on going.

The 2008 Election May Be Over, But Here At Swisstoons...

Back There In One Remote Corner Of My Gallery...

...the Pro-Obama products and the Anti-Obama products carry on the fight!

Patriotic Democratic OBAMA Inauguration Sourvenir hat

Funny Anti Obama Anti Communists Hat hat

A Lighthearted Look At A Heavy Subject!

Funny Shirt Makes A Great Gift For A HUSKY Hubby Or Boyfriend

Been after your husband or boyfriend to drop a few pounds? Or maybe you like him just the way he is! Either way, here's a shirt that should make him grin!

Yes, I Have Funny Mousepads!

Here's One About, And Especially For, Those In The Legal Profession! Makes A Great Gift!

Judges, attorneys, magistrates, court clerks, legal secretaries. If your know one, here's a great present guaranteed to provoke laughter!

Humorous Horse Themed Anniversary Gift Mug By Swisstoons

Perfect For Giving By Wife To Husband, Husband To Wife, Girlfriend To Boyfriend, Boyfriend To Girlfriend...

...especially if either or both have a love of, or have an interest in, horses.

Funny Horse Lover's Happy Anniversary Mug mug

Funny Relationship Ladies Cartoon T-Shirt

Remind You Of Anyone...?

Drop someone a subtle hint...or just amuse the heck out of all your girlfriends...when you don this funny shirt by Swisstoons!

Funny Squirrel Cartoon All Purpose Greeting Card

This Award-Winning Card Can Be Cusomized To Suit Many Occasions!

As a FRIENDSHIP card, you might change the word "love" to "like." For an ANNIVERSARY card, simply put "Happy Anniversary" below the punchline inside. For VALENTINE's DAY, put "Happy Valentine's Day!" inside. For BIRTHDAY, put "Happy Birthday!" Can you think of any other occasions?

This Funny Gal To Pal Birthday Greeting Card...

....Is Perfect for Setting The Tone For A Night Of Celebration!

Have fun, you guys!

Funny Gal to Gal Cartoon Happy Birthday card

Funny Easter "Bonnet" For Mom

Also Makes A Dandy Mother's Day Gift Or Birthday Gift

And by customizing to substitute blue lettering for pink, and perhaps a blue or black bill, it do double duty as a gift for Dad on Father's Day or his birthday!

Funny Easter or Mother's Day Gift Cap hat

Frameable Eye Doctor Cartoon Poster by Swisstoons

Perfect For Hanging In Doctor's Office!

Are you an Ophthalmologist...an Optometrist...an Optician? This humorous cartoon poster has a Christmas flavor to it, but wouldn't it be perfect hanging in your office all year long?
Sdend your patients on their way with a new pair of glasses or contacts....and a SMILE!

This Bumper Sticker Could Save Your Rearend!

How Many Times Have You Applied Your Brakes As You Approach A Yellow Light...

...only to look in your rearview mirror to see some idiot in your rearview mirror bearing down on you? Let's hope that if he reads this, he'll take the hint and stop tailgating!

Surely You Know Someone Like This

Maybe Even YOU?

Make a great gift for a boyfriend. Or (if you're lucky) a GIRLFRIEND! (Sir? Yes...you way in the back...the one scratching your head. It's a SEX ON THE BRAIN CAP!)

Recession Depression Hat

Already Planning On How NOT To Spend Money This Summer?

...and where NOT to go? This hat's for you!

Mousepad Features A Healthy Reminder To Step Away From The Computer Once In A While

And Head Out To The GYM!

Perfect office mousepad for a physical therapist, aerobics instructor, cardiologist or anyone working in the fitness industry.

Inspirational Cardiac Fitness Cartoon Computer mousepad

Know Someone Who Just Can't Start The Day Without "Eggs Over Easy"....?

Here's A Mug To Accompany His (Or Her) Favorite Breakfast

Make a perfect Father's or Mother's Day gift!

A Funny Hat

For A Funny Lady

Surprise your wife on her birthday with this funny switcheroo on the age old question.

It's Another Giant Greeting Card!

Perfect For Giving From The Group To The Boss or To Any Leader, Including Mom Or Dad

It's big enough to accommodate everyone's signature. And it's funny! Especially apt for giving by restaurant staff or to a cook, professional or novice.

Funny Gigantic Birthday Cartoon From Group print

Laugh And Be Well! Explore the Healing Power of Humor!

Explore the Connection Between Good Humor and Good Health at Amazon.com!

For years, Readers Digest has run reader-submitted short humor under the heading, "Laughter, The Best Medicine." It's long been known that laughter FEELS good. But did you know that research has demonstrated that humor really does have healing properties? Beneficial effects include pain and stress reduction, muscle relaxation, and heightened immunity to viral and bacterial infection. Nurses who treat emphysema and other respiratory patients report that deep hearty laughter can often induce the coughing necessary to expel the mucus which clogs the lungs. It also provides an excellent workout for the heart muscle!

To learn more about the healing power of humor, check out these terrific books at Amazon.com! And while you're waiting for your books to arrive, you might jump-start your good health by taking a gander at the humorous Swisstoons Zazzle products you'll find right here in this lens. For more intensive therapy, please visit Swisstoons Funny Business at Zazzle.

Health and Humor

by: Charles Frederick Schafer

Amazon Price: $23.00 (as of 12/15/2009)

Laughter: The Secret of Good Health

by: S.P. Sharma

Amazon Price: (as of 12/15/2009)

Laughter the Best Medicine: A Laugh-Out-Loud Collection of our Funniest Jokes, Quotes, Stories & Cartoons(Reader's Digest)

by: Editors of Reader's Digest

Amazon Price: $9.95 (as of 12/15/2009)

Laughter, The Best Medicine II

by: Editors of Reader's Digest

Amazon Price: $10.17 (as of 12/15/2009)

READER'S DIGEST LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE

by: ASSORTED

Amazon Price: (as of 12/15/2009)

Sweet Funny Onesie

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Cute & Funny Tulip Cartoon Baby Onesie shirt

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A Short Serious Discussion About Humor

...Courtesy of Wikipedia

Philosophers from ancient times to the present have attempted to define...to debate...to dissect the essence of...Humor. Personally, I side with Author E. B. White who opined, ""Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."

Philosophers may take pleasure in analyzing just what constitutes humor. But most of us are happy simply to smile...to chuckle...to chortle...and occasionally (when we are particularly fortunate) to laugh our butts off.

To that end (hahaha), I invite you to skip this semi-scholarly Wikipedia article, and get your butt over to my Swisstoons Funny Business Gallery at Zazzle, instead.

Okay, okay....if you insist....read on. But just remember what E.B. said.

Humour or humor (see spelling differences) is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. Many theories exist about what humour is and what social function it serves. People of all ages and cultures respond to humour. The majority of people are able to be amused, to laugh or smile at something funny and thus they are considered to have a "sense of humour".

The term derives from the humoral medicine of the ancient Greeks, which stated that a mix of fluids known as humours (Greek: ?????, chymos, literally juice or sap, metaphorically, flavour) controlled human health and emotion.

A sense of humour is the ability to experience humour, although the extent to which an individual will find something humorous depends on a host of variables, including geographical location, culture, maturity, level of education, intelligence and Category: wiktionary - :context|context. For example, young children may favour slapstick, such as Punch and Judy puppet shows or cartoons such as Tom and Jerry. Satire may rely more on understanding the target of the humour and thus tends to appeal to more mature audiences. Nonsatirical humour can be specifically termed "recreational drollery".Seth Benedict Graham A cultural analysis of the Russo-Soviet Anekdot 2003 p.13Bakhtin, Mikhail. Rabelais and His World 1965. Trans. Hélène Iswolsky. Bloomington: Indiana University Press p.12

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Funny Collectible Laftovers Food & Drink Fridge Magnets by Swiss: This lens spotlights a selection of humorous kitchen magnets ideally suited for refrigerator doors. What could be more natural than refrigerators and...Food? The magnets shown here are ideal for use as housewarming gifts, party favors, Christmas stocking stuffers....or everyday gifts. And they're great for collecting, too!
Funny Inexpensive Best Buds Gardening Gifts: This lens spolights my cute and funny fridge magnets designed especially with gardening hobbyists in mind. If you know a backyard gardener, I can virtually guarantee that she will be delighted if you present her with one of this delightful series on Mother's Day...or any other time of the year.

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If the focus of your Zazzle gallery is primarily humor, please add your link to this list. If the primary focus of your gallery is something other than humor, but you have a particularly humorous product, or product line, which you think would fit in, please add that link to the list. Thank you very much for your interest! Hope you'll take a second to rate my gallery when you're done. And if you FAVORITE it...why, I may even consider erecting a statue in your honor right in the middle of downtown Swissville!

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Swisstoons Funny Gifts At Zazzle

Cartoonist Brings Unique Brand of Humor To Zazzle

Contents at a Glance

Contents at a Glance

Looking For A Funny Christmas Gift For Your Favorite Gourmet Chef"

This Unique Recipe Binder Should Put A Smile On His Or Her Face This Xmas Morning!

These Unique & Humorous Totes by Swisstoons

...Make Dandy Gifts For Singles! Puzzled? Read On!

Funny Gift For Teachers To Give Students At End Of School Year

Can Be Found At Swisstoons' Fridge Magnet Store At Zazzle

Swisstoons' (Mainly) Funny Unique Postage Stamp Collection

For Special Occasions or Everyday Mailings

This Unique Swisstoons Cartoon Postage Stamp For Animal Lovers...

Referenced Above, Is Not As Funny As Some of My Other Cartoons...

Your Advice Sought Here

Help Us Improve This Lens!

Thanks for voting! Now invite your friends to vote.

Swisstoons Funny Business & Appointment Cards

Making Your Customers and Potential Customers Smile Can't Be a BAD Thing, Can It?

Save Money on Auto Insurance With This Funny Bumper Sticker by Swisstoons!

Cancel Your Policy! This Will Protect You!

Griller My Dreams

In Case You Hadn't Noticed....Summer's Approaching!

Magazines, Humor, Cartoons & Flies

Thanks for voting! Now invite your friends to vote.

Cute Sweet Funny Spring & Summer T-Shirt For Tweens

Great Gift For A Girly Girl!

Father's Day Is Fast Approaching! Time To Show Up Everyone Else In The Family!

...By Presenting Dad With This GIGANTIC Greeting Card! (Actually, a poster)

Looking For Funny Stuff To Bid On?

If You're Looking For A Funny Movie To Cheer Someone Up....

Cute & Funny Italian Diva Poster For The Kitchen Makes A Terrific Gift!

For Your Mom, Daughter, Aunt or Favorite Italian Grandmother on Mother's Day!

Miracle Mousepad Promises To Revolutionize Computing!

Build A Better Mousepad And The World Will Beat A Path To Your Door!

Funny Unique Offbeat Wedding Invitation....

...or Save The Date Postage Stamp

If Gallows Humor Is Your Thing.....

You And Your Coworkers Might Share A Knowing Smile When You Walk Into Work Carrying This New Coffee Mug

The 2008 Election May Be Over, But Here At Swisstoons...

Back There In One Remote Corner Of My Gallery...

A Lighthearted Look At A Heavy Subject!

Funny Shirt Makes A Great Gift For A HUSKY Hubby Or Boyfriend

Yes, I Have Funny Mousepads!

Here's One About, And Especially For, Those In The Legal Profession! Makes A Great Gift!

Humorous Horse Themed Anniversary Gift Mug By Swisstoons

Perfect For Giving By Wife To Husband, Husband To Wife, Girlfriend To Boyfriend, Boyfriend To Girlfriend...

Funny Relationship Ladies Cartoon T-Shirt

Remind You Of Anyone...?

Funny Squirrel Cartoon All Purpose Greeting Card

This Award-Winning Card Can Be Cusomized To Suit Many Occasions!

This Funny Gal To Pal Birthday Greeting Card...

....Is Perfect for Setting The Tone For A Night Of Celebration!

Funny Easter "Bonnet" For Mom

Also Makes A Dandy Mother's Day Gift Or Birthday Gift

Frameable Eye Doctor Cartoon Poster by Swisstoons

Perfect For Hanging In Doctor's Office!

This Bumper Sticker Could Save Your Rearend!

How Many Times Have You Applied Your Brakes As You Approach A Yellow Light...

Surely You Know Someone Like This

Maybe Even YOU?

Recession Depression Hat

Already Planning On How NOT To Spend Money This Summer?

Mousepad Features A Healthy Reminder To Step Away From The Computer Once In A While

And Head Out To The GYM!

Know Someone Who Just Can't Start The Day Without "Eggs Over Easy"....?

Here's A Mug To Accompany His (Or Her) Favorite Breakfast

A Funny Hat

For A Funny Lady

It's Another Giant Greeting Card!

Perfect For Giving From The Group To The Boss or To Any Leader, Including Mom Or Dad

Laugh And Be Well! Explore the Healing Power of Humor!

Explore the Connection Between Good Humor and Good Health at Amazon.com!

Sweet Funny Onesie

From Sweet funny Baby At Zazzle

A Short Serious Discussion About Humor

...Courtesy of Wikipedia

Wondering Where To Go Next?

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