Funny Offensive Tees - Rude Humor Slogan Shirts

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Rude Humor Tees!

Adults with a twisted sense of humor with enjoy these racy tees from T-Shirt Hell. These offensive, rude, crude, distasteful, sexy and funny shirts are undeniably unique and sometimes hilarious. Mens and womens tshirts, hoodies, long sleeves, babydolls and more styles are available for each print - if you have the guts to wear them!

I Support Single Moms 

Bada Bing Bada Boom!

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Support a good cause with this sexy stripper pole dancer print on tees, jerseys, girl shirts and hoodies. I Support Single Moms Shirts

100% Organic 

May Contain Baby Seals, Pandas and Manatee


organic funny tshirt


This funny shirt is 100% Organic - 65% Baby Seals,25% Pandas and 10% Manatee!

I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off a Hooker's Ass 

Wouldn't we all?

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Who doesn't love hookers, blow and ass.
I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKER'S ASS

YOU CANT HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER... 

manslaughter laughter shirt

Funny shirt with 50's style illustration and sarcastic slogan shirts for men and women. You can't have manslaughter without laughter!

Jesus Loves You 

But Im Right Here Baby

jesus loves you funny t-shirts
Sometimes you just gotta work all the angles.
Jesus Loves You ... But I'm Right Here Baby

Fucking Classy 

fucking classy babydoll

You'll be a Fucking Classy slut in these stylish t-shirts for men and women with fuckin' class.

Support Our Troops 

Help a Soldier in Need - Soldiers Need Hummers

soldiers need hummers shirts
Support a good cause because Soldiers Need Hummers
These shirts for men and women make great gifts for soldiers and hummer lovers.

Nice Tattoo Douchebag! 

T-Shirts and Sweatshirts

douchebag tattoo t-shirts

Thanks for getting those lame tattoos.
It saves us the trouble of branding
DOUCHE into your forehead.

Blue Trash - the Trailer Park Smurfs 

blue trash smurfs

Blue Trash - Some of those cute blue Smurfs never did make it on to TV or be immortalized in plastic.

SLAVERY Gets Shit Done 

Slavery Gets Shit Done Tshirts

When you need to get something done like build some pyramids for example then there's no substitute for good old slave labor. Slavery - Gets Shit Done!

Im Just Here to Get Drunk 

Sorry Ladies!


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The perfect shirt for a night out with the boys.
Sorry Ladies - Im Just here to Get Drunk

NY Doesn't Love You 

NYC Tees With Attitude


NYC hates yourude NY tshirts


Humorous parody of the popular I Love New York tshirt design
because NY Doesn't Love You

OB / GYN Kenobi T-Shirts 

Here's one for perverted Star Wars geeks...like uh myself.


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A funny play on words when dirty old ben Obi Wan Kenobi from Star Wars becomes the doc OB/GYN Kenobi, now spread em for the doctor!

I Shaved My Balls For This? 

Fun ball shaving tshirts.


I Shave My Balls for This T-shirts


Hey, I thought this was going to be a party but really, I Shaved My Balls For This?

Bitch Better Have My Hunny 

Pooh listens to too much hip hop.

rude pooh t-shirts

Here comes pimp-pooh ready to take care of business.
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY

Stranger (with Benefits) Shirts 

Funny shirts for guys or girls with benefits.

stranger with benefits t-shirt
These sexyStranger with Benefits T-shirts for men and women will attract just the right kind of attention wherever you wear it.

My Life is a Very Complicated Drinking Game 

Gift idea for you favorite alcoholic.


My life is a very complicated drinking game

Is your life a complicated drinking game?
Wake up in morning +1 beer
Wake up in gutter +2 beers
Skip Work +1 Shooter
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case hmmm
Drinking Game T-Shirts

Don't Mess With Texas 

Don't worry, those retards won't read the fine print.


texas retards shirt


Parody Don't Mess With Texas Slogan Shirts
- because it's just not nice to pick on redneck retards.

Global Warming is Awesome! 

Endless Summers Baby


global warming funny shirts


Funny cartoon polar bear and penguin enjoy a warm winters day sipping drinks as they float over a flooded city. A shirt sure to offend hippies and environmentalists. Who believes that global warming BS anyways. Global Warming is Awesome! Shirts

I'm Just In It For The Parking 

Now lets see you stick a fork in your leg!


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Handicapped parking sign guy in wheelchair - what a great way to score a primo parking spot. I'm Just In It For The Parking T-Shirts

Wall Marx 

Always Corporate Greed - Always!

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Funny Wall Mart Parody - Wall Marx T-Shirts!
Always Corporate Greed - Always >:=

Pot Calling the Kettle Black 

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME?



Funny play on words as the the kettle asks the pot What the fuck did you call me?

Do Something With Your Life - Get Me a Beer 

beer joke tee shirts
Have a positive supporting attitude wearing this funny slogan tee for beer drinkers. Do Something With Your Life - Get Me a Beer!

Reader Feedback 

Hey, whats up?

Luis2u4u wrote...

Very nice t-shirts!

ReplyPosted September 10, 2009

gmarlett wrote...

Very cool t-shirts! Welcome to the Parody and Satire Group shopping section!

ReplyPosted August 28, 2008

nemezide wrote...

Awesome. Totally. My WeirdHQ group is not adult-oriented but I just had to add this one to it :)

ReplyPosted August 26, 2008

nemezide wrote...

Awesome. Totally. My WeirdHQ group is not adult-oriented but I just had to add this one to it :)

ReplyPosted August 26, 2008

sarahjjac wrote...

nice!

ReplyPosted August 03, 2008

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