A Tauren walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
What do you call a Tauren with no legs?
Ground beef. C'mon, it's worth a laugh.
What do undead Tauren say?
Boo. You know, like a cow. Eek!
Why don't Tauren like to dance?
The others would just say "boo!".
How many taurens does it take to paint a house?
It all depends how many gnomes there are to throw.
The real winner is below. It's so bad it's good. Or so bad it's awful. You decide!
The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
What do you call a Tauren with no legs?
Ground beef. C'mon, it's worth a laugh.
What do undead Tauren say?
Boo. You know, like a cow. Eek!
Why don't Tauren like to dance?
The others would just say "boo!".
How many taurens does it take to paint a house?
It all depends how many gnomes there are to throw.
The real winner is below. It's so bad it's good. Or so bad it's awful. You decide!
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How do Tauren hide in the forest?
They paint their thingies red and hide in apple trees.
Have you ever seen a Tauren in an apple tree?
Nope, never! It really works.
How did the gnome die?
He was trying to pick apples.
They paint their thingies red and hide in apple trees.
Have you ever seen a Tauren in an apple tree?
Nope, never! It really works.
How did the gnome die?
He was trying to pick apples.
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