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Holy crap, Batman! I hope the Holy Tea will work for me!
When a friend told me about Dr. Miller's Holy Tea, I decided this might be the time to try a colon cleanser. I tried it, I liked it, and I like what Holy Tea has done for me. Doing a detox and colon cleansing can't be any easier than this - you just drink the good-tasting Holy Tea twice per day. No pills, no diets, no bad tasting medicines. It looks and tastes like a nice herbal tea, but Holy Tea can change your life for the better.
So I am writing about it here so that more people can learn about Holy Tea and benefit from it as much as I have.
I even joined the new Holy Tea Club to buy it at the wholesale price.
I didn't know what a "colon" was until a girlfriend's father had his colon cut out because it was so stuffed up with impacted poop that he finally could not get any food into him. Then, along with his saddened family, I watched him slowly die of colon cancer over the next six weeks.
I silently told myself that this was not the way I wanted to die, and was almost grateful that my father, uncles and grandfather all died quickly from a heart attack.
So now I am older, and have become "a man with a belly" like my former girlfriend's father. He had told me that this saying meant "a prosperous gentleman" in his native land. But to me, it now means "a man with a belly full of toxic sludge that is killing him".
It was time to do something about cleansing my colon before I ended up a candidate for colon cancer - as are 1 in 17 Americans today. That "beer belly" isn't made of beer - it's bulging with of all kinds of crap and critters that cause about 85 percent of the health problems people suffer from.
Please pardon my occasional use of scatological language and bathroom humor, but we are talking about cleansing the colon of all the yucky stuff stuck inside. When you read what that is doing to you, I think you will want to get it out of you as soon as possible.
Being a basically lazy Taurus who likes to eat good food and not do diets, I find that losing weight and shrinking inches off my abdomen with this good tasting Holy Tea is very appealing - and kind of a "bonus" for finally doing a colon cleanse and detox.
Read on, and I think you will learn a few things you need to know. What really happened to Elvis Presely? What is "autointoxification" and why isn't it fun? And why do they call it "Holy" Tea?Elvis Was Full of It - And Maybe I Am Too!
"The King is dead" ...and he died on the porcelain "throne".
Medical doctors have to swear an oath they call the Hippocratic Oath. It's an homage to the ancient Greek guru guy, Hippocrates, who was the first man to practice Medicine for money.Your doctor has heard this old saying before, and perhaps you should say it to him on your next visit, just to see how he reacts...
"Death begins in the colon."
He'll know the saying, but he might not know that it came from Hippocrates. But now you know. You can tell your doctor and feel superior for a second or two.
But what has this Hippo guy got to do with Elvis?
A lot. For Elvis Aaron Presley, death did indeed begin in his colon.
What's a colon? It's a medical word used by doctors just to confuse you. It really means "large intestine". To further confuse you, some people call it the "bowel".
Same difference. Yours is about 60 inches long and about 2 inches in diameter - unless you're "full of it" like Elvis was. As his colon got wider, Elvis got wider.
A lot of people are getting into "colon cleansing" these days. Hippocrates would be pleased.
But Elvis just wasn't into colon cleansing - he was doing laxatives. Maybe nobody told Elvis he needed a colon cleanse.
That's a bummer, because it might have kept him slimmer - and saved him a lot on laxatives. It might have helped him live a lot longer too.
A close confidant of Elvis Presley, Byron Raphael, said in an interview:
"They found when he died, he had eighty or ninety pounds of fecal material inside. He was constipated to the point where he would go weeks without going to the bathroom. No amount of laxative would help."
It was reported that Elvis died of a heart attack while on the toilet.
The straining to pass hard stools can raise blood pressure, and can even trigger a heart attack or stroke.
"The King is dead" - and he died on the porcelain "throne".
One has to wonder if Elvis Presley's chronic constipation was the underlying cause of his death. It looks like "Death begins in the colon" was true for Elvis.
And I wonder if cleansing his colon of all that toxic fecal matter might have reduced his suffering and added years to his life.
Cleaning out 80 pounds of that stuff would certainly have given Elvis a weight loss of about 80 pounds. And it would also make his bulging belly shrink back to normal.
That's what I hope will happen for me, because I'm carrying about 40 pounds myself. "Holy crap, Batman! I hope Holy Tea works for me!"
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This is a picture of Kim Creasey from Tennessee, who lost over 100 pounds in 10 months by drinking Dr. Miller's Holy Tea. Then she got her hair done, entered a local beauty contest, and placed higher than some contestants 15 years younger.Dr. Miller has run two health clinics in Jackson, Tennessee, for over 20 years. He worked with thousands of people and perfected Holy Tea over those 20 years of testing with his own clientele. Hundreds of grateful users of Holy Tea have written glowing testimonials and sent him pictures.
You would not believe all the ailments that just seem to disappear when you cleanse your colon and detox your whole body just by drinking two glasses of Holy Tea per day.
But visit the www.HolyTea.us web site below and you'll see why these wonderful things happen. And you can read several more testimonies from other Holy Tea users who lost weight or ended their suffering from a variety of ailments which were being caused by "autointoxification".
I haven't been drinking Holy Tea for long, but I can tell you that "it's too hard to be constipated, and it's better to be a 'regular' guy." The day after I started drinking Holy Tea, I stopped being constipated.
After a few days on Holy Tea I was feeling pretty good, with a spring in my step as I walked to the store. That's when I realized I was feeling more energy than before, and more alive. I really think the Holy Tea is making my life better.
About the weight loss... well, I am down a few pounds in spite of pigging out a few times. I am tracking my weight by the day, so I may report the results here later.
I also noticed that the acid reflux I used to get at night several times per week seems to have gone away. I can't remember the last time acid reflux made it hard to get to sleep.
Since I heard about one lady who had been drinking Holy Tea for only three days before she saw a 1-foot tapeworm in her toilet, I have been "checking things out" after I go to the bathroom. Who knows what I might see coming out of me. "Better outside than inside," I say.
And I must say that I am getting to really like the taste of the Holy Tea. There is no "medicinal" taste at all, and it is as clear as any regular tea. I like it better than most herbal teas I have tried.
I was a gourmet coffee drinker, but I now drink less coffee and more Holy Tea. I drink it cold, and find it quite refreshing on a warm day.
You can also mix Holy Tea with regular hot tea or make it into iced tea.
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The Scoop on Poop. The Dirt on Doo-doo. Get It Here! Then Get It Out With Holy Tea.
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- Dr. Miller's Holy Tea
- More than you want to know about all the yucky stuff stuck inside your gut. Learn why autointoxification is not fun. Browse amongst your intestinal flora and see what the yeasty Candida critters are doing to you. Get inside information about your internal parasites and why you should evict them. Then get a glass of great-tasting Holy Tea and see how that makes you feel. (The parasites will hate it.)
- Holy Tea Club
- How to get your Holy Tea for free. Members of the Holy Tea club get wholesale prices and can earn money by referring new customers or new Members. It's free to join, and you get a free professional web site that takes orders and credit cards and ships the Tea for you. You just purchase one package of Holy Tea with enough bags to make 4 gallons! The 4 gallons will last you 32 days if you drink two 8-ounce glasses or mugs per day. If your free web site takes 4 orders per month, your own Tea is virtually free! Holy Tea Club is in the USA but members can join from any country in the world. But we wonder how the tea-loving English will take to Holy Tea. Would they rather fight than switch?
- Get your free HolyTeaClub web site
- Everyone who is a Member of the Holy Tea Club gets a free web site that can take orders for Holy Tea and can let others sign up as a Member. This is what your site would look like - if you put up your pretty picture instead of my ugly mug.
- Or get a free Holy Tea Club web site like this one.
- A very close friend of mine also got her free Holy Tea Club web site. Her picture is much prettier than mine, and she doesn't need to lose weight - well, maybe she has a little "midriff bulge" that the Holy Tea could shrink. But she drinks Holy Tea every day to keep her colon clean and detoxify herself, and hopes it will help with insomnia and increase her energy level. Yes, she is Chinese and was drinking herbal teas before. She may have been impressed that one of the Holy Tea ingredients is also known as Chinese Mallow. Holy Tea contains only edible herbs, no caffeine, no stimulants, no pesticides, and no chemicals. And it comes in unbleached tea bags. All very organic. Alice likes that.
- Parasites and Worms
- Parasites make lousy pets. They make bad things happen to good people. You wouldn't believe all the problems they could be causing you, or how big some of those colon critters can be. Do you have a 3-foot tapeworm growing in your gut - or just a few dozen 14-inch roundworms? Some of the most problematic parasites are so small you can't even see them in the glass of water you just drank, but it only takes ten of them to give you a case of Montezuma's Curse and make you spend much of your Mexican holiday in the bathroom. Get drinking Holy Tea and get them tripping out on the morning train down the toilet drain!
- Yeast Infection
- The good yeast makes you bread and beer. The bad yeast makes you itch, ache, cramp and fart. Get the inside story on the misery-making squatters that live in your gut and gotta be evicted. Learn how taking antibiotics for a nasal infection can give a woman a vaginal yeast infection. Find out why food allergies aren't caused by the food, but by the yeast. See all the crap caused by Candida. And see how Holy Tea can set you free.
- Squidoo Secrets
- Free apprentice program sent by email reveals the road to success with Squidoo! Learn how to get more traffic to your Squidoo lens with tips from an expert lensmaster.
- Is Constipation Killing You?
- Whenever some food goes in, some waste should come out. If it isn't, then you have some toxic waste building up inside you! In case you didn't realize this... if you don't have a bowel movement once or twice per day, then you are "constipated" and setting yourself up for all kinds of health problems that could be avoided. About 4.5 million Americans are constipated most of the time or all of the time. Drinking more water and eating more fiber can help keep things moving, but you also need to clean out all the old poop that has been plugging up your intestines for years. It's an icky subject, but you really need to know how autointoxification can be killing you slowly - and how you can do some colon cleansing that can stop the self-poisoning. You can also get the scoop on "The Perfect Poop" here.
