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If you have ever seen what can happen to a person's machine over the course of a weekend or some "Light Work" over a break, then you know the sheer havoc users can wreak on their own machines.

But let's face it, that's why they need us. And you know what's even better? Reminding them every day that they do.

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If you play World of Warcraft or any other MMO for that matter, you might like this.

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So you're working on a machine and the user keeps making comments like "Shouldn't you be doing ____ and ____?"

This is the nice way of saying what's on your mind.

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This is for every fight where someone else has the upper hand in technology except one. Your badass computer can kick the crap out of their any day and you know it.

Now it's their turn to find out.

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Just about everyone has a general grasp of what it means to be computer illiterate... Or do they?

Being computer illiterate is more than not knowing where the system functions are and how to use them. It's the total lack of ability to gather information in an environment that requires it.

Machines do not equal "Do as I say when I say it" work environments. The industrial revolution has ended. Welcome to the information age.

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Quite possibly the worst job in the Star Wars universe next to being a storm trooper, but also one of the quickest jobs given, well, you know.

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If you've ever seen the hidden firewall in Norton Internet Security, you know what I mean.

Yes, I have used Norton. However the Internet Security suite may well be Symantec's worst program ever.

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L33T: A modern day reference to the term elite, often denoting a gamer of surpassing skill and the ability to school a N00b at any time.

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N00B: Sometimes a new player to a game asking stupid questions, other times, well, these are the players that spend the majority of their time making everyone else in a game loath theirs.