I've met the man in the street... and he was a cunt.
I never met Terry, but he's still a cunt.
He can't compete.

Posted August 19, 2008

OI

you

NO !

Posted April 30, 2008

Hchello peeps its me Mossa from the keebab shop round the corna from the Golden shoe. Oi you doin peeps , eets a big bloody night when terry play the pub , you know we want more of that too cos the shop has never been so good you know ?

loads of BIg a bloody kebabs sold even tho Terry doesnt like us lot much you know?

ees a shame really tho for Terry , his mum made him wear them clothes to the golden shoe gig , she was there too you know ? she ironed his jersey for heem and made sure he was having a bath too .

EEf terry and his band get together then maybe they play near our shop again cos the pub empty quick last time they play and we make lots of money .

all you can eat for £3.99 at mossa's kebab house !
please come try .

Posted April 18, 2008

allthough i am currently in heaven i thought id drop by your site after chatting to god about the possibilty of this here reformation ...

NOW im not one to disspoint people , but i can tell you that cos i cant be there on earth with you lot to see this reformation occur ive had to ask god to pull the plug on it cos i wouldne be able to attend due to me being dead an all that .

I once seen Terry and the Idiots play a a lock up somewhere in Londons seedy underbelly , they were lipsmackingly wonderfull , so much so that i went out and bought my first mini skirt that very night .. Terry certainly had that sex appeal ,and when i heard his recipe for banana bread i creamed my mini and tights! ...
so thers no way i can allow god to let Terrys wild sex appeal or V neck jumper hit the streets again ...NO WAY ! if he can make a bloke want to wear womans clothes what will he do the ladys !!

Posted April 18, 2008

Awight? , ow ya doin ?

I waz one of the original bovver boys of old london tahhn and oi can tell you that i am an Idiot if evaa there waz one awight ?

I waz up the bar getting some of the old Golden Shoe special in a pint glass when old terry boy came on stage and gave it some of the old rock n roll awight ?

I waz giddy wiff excitement when Terrance came on stage cos i was off me ED see awight ?

i used to dance to young terrance's band a lot in them days awight?

I wanted them to play Dahn Safff so me and the other idiots could come and knock some sense into the lot of ya- but they wouldnt leave the area, thats coz they are Londerners awight?

good on yer tel , that wot Oi say awight?

Awight ? who is Dave Courtney anyways awight ?

Posted April 18, 2008

Alright Razor? Bullnut here, yeah I remember old Scroggins soaking Tel` but boy did he get a pasting outside from Tels old man Bobby. He gave him a right going over then Tels Mum Mavis whacked him over the Head with one of her High Heels and he needed 18 stitches!

Saw Tel` hanging around `Mead shops a while ago on a Friday night. He needs to hang about with folk his own age though, he must be pushing 50 now, far too old to be a Hoodie!

Posted April 14, 2008

Well - i didnt enjoy Terry and his Idiots ONE BIT mainly due to having the bingo cancelled so they could play that night at the Golden Shoe.

Id have done anything to keep her indoors happy that night but that band played and ruined the Golden Shoes reputation forever !

Terry was calling everyone CANTS and didnt give a jot about the bingo being cancelled ! Her indoors left me soon after and i became jackaline , i had to have a sex change to hide the embarrasment.

you PUNKS have a lot to answer for !! ive now got boobs like watermellons and an arse crack you can park a motorbike in !

Posted April 12, 2008

He`s a Heart of Gold our Tel.` Felt sorry for him when old Jimmy Scroggins threw that Pint over him.
I had to ban Jimmy for 6 weeks after that and I lost a fortune. A year later he won Spot The Ball & now lives in Thailand. He`s 87 now but still visits Pat Pong Street every night.

Posted April 10, 2008

WELL if it wernt for Terry and his idiots id never have started to play guitar ! id still be an illiterate theiving yob ...

sod Johnny Rotten it was ME who first seen Terry strut his stuff - i copied the guitarist and i aint affraid to say so either !
BUT Terry gave it REAL Bollocks before Bollocks were even invented.

The guys a star - NO Terry - NO Pistols - JUST you lot remember that !!

Posted April 10, 2008

Blimey ! id LOVE to see Terry and the Idiots play live . if we can pull him out his gas van for a few hours perhaps he will re-build the band and dust off that v neck shetland wool jumper :-)

Posted April 09, 2008