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If you would like to learn a bit about geeks, shop geek for a geek shirt or other great geek stuff, this is the right place. This is a geek site for funny geek t shirts, geek wear, geek hats and other geek clothing. You will find sections guiding you to other great geek stuff. Please peruse the TABLE OF CONTENTS below to find a category that interests you. Feel free to follow the links to an even wider selection of geek tees, geek mugs, geek hoodies, geek mouse pads and geek gadgets.

Maybe you have a geek girl, geek guy or geek friend who needs a great geek gift.
This is the place to shop geek.

Express your inner geek, computer geek, math geek or science geek. Don't be shy, show your pride in being geek.

There is even geek clothing with insults and put downs for lesser mortals, assuming they understand the geek humor involved.

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GEEK SHIRTS 

All the designs on this page are available on other styles of geek clothes.

Here is a selection of five great geek t shirts.

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Geeks Are Cool White T-Shirt

Geeks are cool.
I am a geek.
Ergo, I am cool.

Geeks are the new cool. Show the world how cool you really are.

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Geeks Rule White T-Shirt

Of course geeks rule, but not everyone knows that.

Tell them!

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Lower Expectations/More Dates White T-Shirt

Has lowering your expectations improved your dating?

If you haven't tried this approach yet maybe you should. And wear the t shirt.

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Hello, I'm a Geek White T-Shirt

How about a geek name tag? Just in case not everyone knows you are a geek.

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I Came - I Thought White T-Shirt

Into every geek life a little rain (or something) must fall.

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MATH GEEK T SHIRT 

GEEK T SHIRTS FOR THE MATH GEEK IN YOUR LIFE

Does your life revolve around math? Do the thoughts of algebra, geometry, calculus and even chaos theory make you drool.

Then look at these offerings for funny geek math shirts. All these designs and others are available on a variety of geek clothes, geek hats and hoodies, as well as geek mugs and mouse pads.

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Pi R Square? White T-Shirt

Pi r square, or r pi square? You can display your frustration with this conundrum with a geek t shirt that makes a statement.

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There Should Be Math White T-Shirt

Especially for the math geek.

There should always be math. Numbers hold the universe together.

a Great geek gift.

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I Speak HTML White T-Shirt

Do you speak HTML? Did you know not everyone does?

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White T-Shirt

Did you ever wonder why? Then this is the t shirt for you.

This design, as all the other designs, is available on a variety of products at the Ancient Geek link.

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NEAT GEEK STUFF 

IDEAS FOR GEEK GIFTS

COMPUTER GEEK Street Sign ~ Custom Aluminum Street Signs

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Freaks and Geeks - The Complete Series

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Star Wars Millenium Falcon Car Sign

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Return of Gonzo Gizmos: More Projects & Devices to Channel Your Inner Geek

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SCIENCE GEEK T SHIRT 

FUNNY GEEK SAYINGS FOR FUNNY GEEKS

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Higg's Boson White T-Shirt

Do you believe in the god particle? If so, let people know on this great science geek shirt.

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Obey Gravity/Supersede Gravit White T-Shirt

Everyone tells you to, "Obey Gravity, Its the Law".

But what about the one who ignores gravity and finds a method by which to supersede it. Certainly fortune and fame await them.

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String Theory White T-Shirt

Do you find String Theory a sweet solution? If so, this math geek tee may be sweet music to your ears.

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White T-Shirt

The headline is:

SCHRODINGER'S CAT ESCAPES!

Certainly all the math geeks and physics geeks will be relieved to know that Schrodinger's Cat has escaped. The cat seems to be doing well, but is somewhat confused at feeding time.

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Schrodinger's Cat Alive/Dead White T-Shirt

Who knows. Who cares. So what.

Oh wait, it may really matter.

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GENIUS GEEK T SHIRTS 

GENIUS APPRECIATES A GEEK GIFT

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Genius and Madness White T-Shirt

Since geek genius exists at a higher level, it its logical to assume that it would be near that fine genius/madness line.

Warn those around you that even thought the good genius generally maintains control, it would be better not to awaken the evil genius lying just beneath the surface.

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Humble Genius White T-Shirt

Wear your humility proudly, After all you are a genius and very humble. Since you are humble, someone needs to inform the world of the fact.

Yours is a species limited in number, proclaim your distinction to the world.

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True Genius/No Respect White T-Shirt

Just like The Ancient Geek, few geniuses ever get the respect theey deserve.

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Quiet - Genius at Work White T-Shirt

As a Geek Master Genius your concentration and importance should be respected.

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Genius Is As Genius Does White T-Shirt

As a geek you should never have to prove your genius. Just continue what you are doing and everyone will recognize your genius. Right?

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GEEK LOVE T SHIRTS 

GIVE YOUR LOVE A GEEK HEART GIFT

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Heart Geek Guys White T-Shirt

Show your geek guy how you feel about him.

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Heart Geek Girls White T-Shirt

Show your geek girl how you feel about her.

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Heart Geeks White T-Shirt

Demonstrate just how much you love geeks, geek life or geek culture.

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Geek Heart Fitted T-Shirt

A generic geek love t shirt for those who love a gek and are looking for more ways to express it.

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GEEK HUMOR PUT DOWN T SHIRT 

INSULT THOSE NON GEEKS - IF THEY ONLY UNDERSTAND

The humor of a more intelligent mine is not always apparent to those of lesser intellect. Insult gently. If they don't understand it, their feelings can't be hurt.

Oh yeah, you can explain the joke if you wish.

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White T-Shirt

Don't you feel that you as a geek are on the fast track of human evolution. Inform lesser mortals that although you are aware of their situation. Tell them how sorry you are that they are being left behind in the race to achieve a new, higher species.

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White T-Shirt

You are surely aware of someone, or lots of someones, whose mind should not be out alone.

Perform a public service and warn them not to let their small and unprotected minds to wander.

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White T-Shirt

Of course you are not on their Intellectual Level. You are a geek genius.

Let the world know how far your intelligence would have to drop to reach their level.

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White T-Shirt

An honorable geek never engages someone in a "Battle of Wits" who is unarmed.

A geek should have compassion on lesser mortals. Let the world know you have a code of ethics.

You keep the sword sheathed unless engaging an opponent of equal ability.

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GEEK T SHIRT MISCELLANEOUS 

For the most part these geek tees don't express a specific geek saying or sentiment. However they do represent a bit of macabre humor and other expressions many geeks can identify with.

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White T-Shirt

A twist to the age old answer to the question, "What does it taste like?" This appeals to the geek humor in many of us.

Besides, doesn't this little fellow have a slight geek resemblance?

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Geeks Rule White T-Shirt

Of course geeks rule, but not everyone knows it. Tell them.

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Not Paid What I'm Worth White T-Shirt

With geek intelligence being what it is, how many of you are properly compensated for what you do?

State your dissatisfaction with your present geek work situation.

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Escape Velocity White T-Shirt

A scientific term used to explain the end of the work week stampede at the office, lab or other place of employment.

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Team Effort White T-Shirt

You lead the team, right? Or at least you should be the GIC (Geek In Charge). How much smoother things would be if everyone would only do things your way, the right way.

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KINDLE FROM AMAZON 

High Tech Reading for the geek on the move.

What a great way to read and access information at any time. Read fiction, access reference guides on a separate screen while you are on your laptop.

Compare the bulk and weight of a Kindle with the bulk and weight of several books and you will agree, this is a great, convenient and time saving device.

It is geek nirvana.

Kindle: Amazon's Original Wireless Reading Device (1st generation)

Every geek, those who love to read and geek technology buffs should have one of these. Carry a whole library with you and have the advantage of all the features this handy little gadget can give you. Check it out.

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M-edge Genuine Leather Executive Jacket for Amazon Kindle First Generation (Pebbled Black)

Dress up your Kindle with this great looking leather cover.

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BLAZING 133x Speed 4GB Secure Digital SD Memory Card for AMAZON KINDLE 1 by Accessory Power the Fast & Reliable Memory Solution *

Need some extra memory for your Kindle? Here it is.

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GEEK DEFINITION FROM WIKIPEDIA 

Here is your Geek family history

Geek is a slang term, noting individuals as "a peculiar or otherwise odd person, especially if one is perceived to be overly obsessed with one or more things including those of intellectuality, electronics, and so forth." Formerly, the term referred to a carnival performer billed as a wild man whose act usually included biting the head off a live chicken, bat, snake or eating bugs.

The definition of a geek has changed over time, and there is no longer a definitive meaning. The terms nerd, dweeb and dork have similar meanings as geek, but many people choose to define these terms differently, although the differences are disputed. In a 2007 interview on The Colbert Report, Richard Clarke said the difference between nerds and geeks is "geeks get it done". Julie Smith defined a geek as "a bright young man turned inward, poorly socialized, who felt little kinship with his own planet so that he routinely traveled to the ones invented by his favorite authors, or someone who thought of that secret, dreamy place his computer took him to as cyberspace-somewhere exciting, a place more real than his own life, a land he could conquer, not a lonely room in his parents' house".

Other definitions include:

1 - A derogatory reference to a person who is obsessed with intellectual pursuits for their own sake, but is also deficient in most other human attributes so as to impair the person's operation within society.

2 - A person interested in technology, especially computing and new media. Geeks are generally adept with computers, and use the term hacker in a positive way, though not all are hackers themselves.

3 - A person who relates academic subjects to the real world outside of academic studies; for example, using multivariate calculus to determine how they should correctly optimize the dimensions of a pan to bake a cake. (A seeming reasonable usage.)

4 - A person who has chosen concentration as opposed to conformity and who passionately pursues skill (especially technical skill) and imagination, not mainstream social acceptance.

5 - A person with a devotion to something in a manner that places him or her outside the social mainstream. This could be due to the intensity, depth, or subject of their interest. This definition is broad, but because many of these interests have mainstream endorsement and acceptance, the inclusion of some genres as "geeky" is debated. People have been labeled as, or chosen to identify themselves as physics geeks, math geeks, engineering geeks, sci-fi geeks, computer geeks, other disciplines of science geeks, movie and film geeks (cinephile), comic book geeks, theatre geeks, history geeks, music geeks, art geeks, philosophy geeks, literature geeks, historical reenactment geeks and roleplay geeks.

6 - More recently a school of thought has developed that sees Nerd as being a derogatory phrase, whilst Geek is simply a description. This school of thought has defined a geek as someone who is an enthusiast, often in things outside of the mainstream. Wothy of note is, that in this definition, there is no reference to being socially inept.

Although being described as a geek has historically been an insult, the term has recently become more complimentary, or even a badge of honor, within particular fields. This is particularly evident in the technical disciplines, where the term is now often a compliment, denoting extraordinary skill.

Nerd Pride Day has been observed on May 25 in Spain since 2006. The holiday promotes a person's right to be nerdy or geeky, and to express it in public without shame. A new convention, Geek.Kon, has sprung up in Madison, Wisconsin with a purpose to celebrate all things geeky. The website BoardGameGeek is an online community of boardgamers who identify themselves as geeks. They call their website "The Geek", for short.

Technical support services such as Geek Squad, Geeks on Call and Dial-a-Geek use the term geek positivelly to signify helpful technical abilities. In recent history, some geeks have cultivated a geek culture, such as geek humor and obscure references on geek T-shirts. The so called geek chic trend is a deliberate affectation of geek or nerd traits as a fashion statement. Nonetheless, the derogatory definition of geeks in the minds of some, remains that of a person engrossed in his area of interest at the cost of social skills, personal hygiene and status.

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