The Best and Most Insulting of Insults

v. in·sult·ed, in·sult·ing, in·sults
v.tr.
1.
a. To treat with gross insensitivity, insolence, or contemptuous rudeness.
b. To affront or demean: an absurd speech that insulted the intelligence of the audience.
2. Obsolete: To make an attack on.

Lady Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I should flavour your coffee with poison.
Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

It's a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what's between her ears instead of her legs. - Katherine Hepburn (about Sharon Stone)

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Oops, you dropped your personality.

You are a mere burp in the great buffet of life.

You are man of the moment. Oops, moment's passed.

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

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Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Hey, here's a hint. If I don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the next 25 will work?

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.

Nice dress. What make is it? Clearance?

You remind me of a toothache I once had.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

So you've changed your mind. Does the new one work any better?

Nice outfit. Go stand on a street corner, you could make some money.

She loves nature, in spite of what it did to her.

I like you. You're such a screwup, you make me look successful.

With friends like you, who needs enemas?

Some day you'll find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

It's so sad, he spent all that time washing and combing his hair and then forgot to bring it with him.

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Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

People like you are the reason I'm on medication

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?

"You are acting like an idiot, which is interesting since you are actually an idiot, so why the act?"

No, really, I'm glad you've found someone. After all, if someone wants to go out with you it shows anything is possible.

Ugly? She got done for indecent exposure and only her face was showing.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You're the kind of person who can say absolutely nothing - and mean it.

Are you trying to get fit or just having one?