The Indecisive Vampire with Lyrics
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Unless you reside on the planet, Jupiter, you most likely haven't escaped noticing the interest in vampires.
Our opinion poll asks the question: Why do vampire stories have such an appeal to people? Please take the time to vote on how you think. And don't miss the stunning Webcam of the beach near Forks,Washington.
If you have small fry and this topic is too frightening, then consider our suggested spotlight product for them, a story of a vampire bunny. This brings up the issue of the Uninvited Guest,Parker, who appears at the bottom of this page. He told us that he is rather proud of his own physique because Bunnicula looks a big pudgy by comparison.
We also present vampire poetry. Clearly, something had been amiss with the Vampire poet. The first lyric (A VAMPIRE LAMENTS) explains his 'indecisiveness'. This seems unusual, but vampires are allowed individual peculiarities,after all, and aren't cast in the same mold.
We can only speculate as to the cause.
But life has improved for him in the second poem(THE VAMPIRE POST RECOVERY).
Perhaps, he attended Vampire Rehab,
We don't know.
If you are immortal, that could mean a LOT of Rehab!
Poem: A Vampire Laments
Lyrics in Search of Music #1
But only at night.
I'll give you a fright.
Ooooh
If there is no daylight
I want my fangs in your neck.
I'll take your blood, but what the heck
I'll start real slow, just a tiny peck.
You'll never know your life's a wreck.
I want to do it. I'm on fire
Ooooh oooh
I want you now, your situation's dire.
But wait! Now it's gone, all my desire.
That's why I'm the Indecisive Vampire.
(cr pending,L.Landry)
What the Poet Drank
You may want some too!
Perhaps our poet vampire must have imbibed too much wine.
The bottle pictured here of Cabernet, Sauvignon, is from PRAHOVA, Romania,2006.
The bottlers, CRAMA SEPTURA, issue a caution:
"Sip the blood of the vine and enjoy immortality"
"Vampire wines continue to ignite the nocturnal passions."
Poem: The Vampire Post Recovery
Lyrics in search of Music #2
You,can't see me in the mirror.
But I am so there
Nothing can save you, no cross or garlic breath.
I am a vampire, I bring living death.
You've been cruel to me, very derisive
Tonight, my dear, I'm not in-de-ci-sive
Yaaah yaaaah
I unfold my cape, around you I clasp.
It's too late to scream or even to gasp.
My fangs are in you - you're helpless my lass.
And when I've had my fill I'll say in a rasp:
Indecisive my ass!
(copyr pending L.Landry)
Opinions on Vampires in 21st Century
Amazon - the Vampyre in its vault
Video Game
Play this while you are waiting for your vampire to appear. Girls will like this one.
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The Marriage of a VAMPIRE lens and a SQUIDoo
We are reminded of the infamous "Vampire Squid".
(This expression even appears in comments about financial market news events.)
Actually, these creatures are nothing to fear even though they sound really awful. They are a mere 6 inches long with beaks.
Check it out Your nearest aquarium is not likely to have
a specimen because " it is a small deep sea cephalopod that does not survive well outside its ocean habitat.." (This opinion from Long Beach Aquarium.)
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Music for Halloween
Dead Adultsfor the melancholic from Twilight Garden
California English by Vampire Weekend
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Decorate and Play the Game if you dare!
Don't be indecisive about playing a board game.
eBay -dress
Perfect outfit for visiting the castle
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Might also wear it to the Vampire Ball and Play with Vampire Lego
Classy Vampire LInks
Theatre of the Vampires Ball: October 28,2011, New Orleans, Louisiana
- Vampire Fan Club
- Vampire Lestat Fan Club
- Don't let your wine bottles go naked
- The Vampire likes the Polynesian and Asian selections
- Free Vampire Mask
- A Pattern provided by CANON is online for printing your own paper mask.
The Univited Guest
Bunny with newFANGeld disorder.
Hi. I'm Parker the rabbit.
I have a page of my own, but I am hiding out here because I don't wish to scare my owner. I am not usually a whiney rabbit, but I decided to keep a low profile for awhile until I figure this out. My own page has a link to veterinarian services that rabbits sometimes need to keep their teeth filed down if they don't chew enough. I explain that rabbits need an appropriate health plan.
But I am worried about a little nip awhile back that my cousin,Bonaventure Bill, gave me. He lives in the Salinas Valley and I've been hearing about the strange things this Halloween season that are happening up that way....The vegetable crops up there are being drained white.
I read that the State of California Department of Agriculture has a stake in fixing this produce problem. They may even have hired a pest control exterminator to find Bonaventure Bill.
Maybe Bunnicula knows something. I hope so!
What we are hearing about Forks
- I got a call from Forks, Washington today.. HMMM
- i just checked my phone and there was a missed call. it was from forks, washington. wat
- RT @Erinn_Nicole33: Got a missed call and my iPhone says the location was Forks, Washington #twilight
- Someone from Forks, Washington keeps calling me...I think it's Edward:-)
- RT @briiittany: I legit just got a call from Forks, Washington. EDWARD IS THAT YOU??!!? http://t.co/0u5OlPDB
- dude somebody called me from forks , Washington what if it was Edward or Jacob :o lmao a girl ca dream right . <\3
- I just saw I had a missed call from Forks, Washington!! #stayawayfrommeedwardcullen!
- RT @anthonybartoli: Got a call today from Forks, Washington. I knew Rob Pattinson wanted me to be in his next movie. I just knew it.
- So, someone is playing a cruel joke and is calling me from Forks, Washington. Hiiiiiii Edward and Jacob!!!
- Forks, Washington keeps calling me. Like Edward Cullen!?
by LotusLandry
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