The Top 5 Baby Names in 2010

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Choosing the right baby names is absolutely vital. Think about it! Do you want your baby to be totally adorable, or a nasty slob? Well believe me, if you name your kid a name like Craig, he'll grow up to be totally gross doofus. If you name your little girl a name like Samantha she will end up being a huge floozy! When you really want a baby name that won't condemn your children to a lifetime of buffoonery, just follow my advice. Here are the top 5 baby names in 2010 for any gender that will all but guarantee your children's success.

5. Vanity

Father and sonNaming children after your favorite sin is chic, cool and in. Since Gluttony is starting to fade in popularity and Fornication isn't unisex, Vanity is the perfect name for your little bundle of joy. It's so sweet. It's so pretty. It's so cool!

4. Angelique

Father and sonNow here's a name I just thought up that I think is totally cool, don't you? It's like of like an Angel, but with a bit of a twist at the end. You know, because your baby is a total angel, but with a twist! Don't forget to tell your baby you love it.

3. Vanatee

Father and sonHere is a great name inspired by two beautiful things: Venus and Manatees. The etymology of this word ultimately breaks down to "Venus Manatee," which is a fictional space animal of supreme beauty. Your adorable little boy or girl will grow up with the confidence granted by knowing they are named after an enormous, blubberous space creature orbiting Venus.

2. Vunnuhtie

Father and sonThese days, a unique name can get a lot of mileage. People want a name they can tell the mother invented in a moment of intense emotional and physical pain and a weakened sense of reality. You want a name a teacher can read on a school roll and immediately deduce that your parents are divorced. Vunnuhtie is beautiful, unique and a clear sign of fun, reckless poor judgment.

1. Dan

Father and sonI had a roommate named Dan once. He was a nice guy. Maybe you should name your baby after Dan.

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