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A general internist of 20 years experience gets asked ALL sorts of questions

 

Especially given the state of modern medicine in US, it seems every second of face time you have with your primary care doctor is too precious to waste on trivia.  And, there are some questions that just seem too ...well, junvenile, even though you'd really like to know the answer.  Even though I feel I have a very good rapport wtih my own patients, I don't get asked these sort of questions from them, but usually it is in social situations when someone learns I'm a doctor, or quite often if I'm in a chat room and my profile states my profession.  On the LENS I am trying to reproduce those questions I have found to be asked the most or those I have found to be the most interesting.  Plus, HERE I have the advantage of being able to give a more complete and researched answer if called for.   Also, if you've had such a question tugging at the back of your mind for last 15 years, feel free to ask it.

 

Cracking your knuckles 

What makes them "pop" and will you get arthritis

I usually get asked this by friends or people I just met who find out I'm a doctor. Without boring everyone with the physics, the "pop" you hear when you hyperextend you finger joints is the sudden expansion of gas bubbles in the joint fluid. This is due to changes in pressure inside the joint that is caused when you STRETCH out the joint, suddenly and dramatically DROPPING the pressure. This also explains why you usually can't crack one certain knuckle and the immediately crack it again....the gas pressures take time to re-equilibrate inside the joint.
Furthermore, I am convinced that it does NOT lead to arthritis, or any significant damage you the finger or finger joints.

Running out in cold rain... 

...your mother was wrong.

I still get into arguements with my sister over this fact. However, there is no medical proof or rationale why going out into the cold or chilly rain without adequate overcoat, hat, etc, will head to someone catching a "cold" or pneumonia. Upper respiratory infections do tend to be more common in colder months because people stay inside more, it's more crowded inside and germs/viruses find it easier to spread from one unlucky soul to another.

Shower urination home cure for foot fungus? 

NOT!

This has been around for long time, but I hope it not honestly believed by many people. The theory has been advanced, and I tend to believe given my own jaundiced view of human nature, that this "home cure" is just use by a lot of men as a handy excuse for the questionable pleasure or possible convenience of peeing in the shower. Some people have even tried to use science to defend their incontience with rationale that urine contains the chemical known as urea which has been used in topical compounds for skin diseases, including some fungal infections (otherwise known as tinea, and more specifically as tinea pedis when found on the feet). However, this just doesn't hold water, pardon the pun, because the concentration of urea in the urine is not enough to be effective especially given the further dilution by the shower water. PERHAPS if one soaked the poor feet in pure unadulterated urine for some time, there COULD, and I emphasize could, be some toxic effect on the fungi. However that hardly sounds practical given that we have several good topical medicines both prescription and over-the-counter (Lamisil is favorite of mine) which work very well, thank you.

"Am I crazy or are there little lines floating in front of my eyes?" 

(yeah, you're crazy but not because of your eyes)

Actually I find that most people these days know what these are, but occcassionally someone will ask me about it. In fact, we commonly refer to them as "floaters," and they do become more common as one ages. What you are "seeing" actually is the shadow on your retina of small "chucks," for lack of better word of the vitreous humor (or gel) in your eyeball which are naturally degenerating. They are quite harmless, although in bright light you'll tend to notice them more. However, if you notice a tremendous increase in amount of floaters or start seeing actually black SPOTS, as opposed the the spider-web like floaters, or bright flashing spots, you should see your eye doctor right away. Any of those type symptoms could represent something more serious such of detachment of retina.

What {hic-CUP} REALLY works for hiccups? 

....and what the heck causes them?

Honestly, I don't think medical science has come up with reasonable explanation for WHY we have hiccups, which is a spasmotic contracture of diaphragm causing sudden inhalation of air & quick closure of your glottus. It seems reasonable to me that is it some sort of reflex, similar to when you cough up something that "went down the wrong way," that has gone awry over the milleniums.
VERY rarely hiccups could indicate more serious disease, & then they will be very persistent and bothersome. This happens when the nerve going to the diaphragm is being irritated by a pathological process like a large hiatal hernia or an infection (e.g. pneumonia)& rarely by a tumor in the chest. For most part, these type of diseases will be evident to the doctors because of other symptoms (weight loss, GERD, etc) or on exam. Once in a while where will be a HEALTHY person reportedly with hiccups for years..I believe world record still stands at 69....YEARS.
TREATMENT?: As far as prescribed drugs, my colleagues and I do have some meds that can help. If they are caused other diseases as I mentioned before, we would treat that; e.g. Prilosec for bad reflux. Even if they were just the plain, ol' hiccups but just a bad case of them, we aren't without some resources. But most of the meds I have found to work, like THORAZINE which is an antipsychotic for gosh sakes, have side effects which make them impractical. This is even the case for some other less effection meds, such as Reglan and baclofen. However, if you google "hiccup" and "treatment" you'll find lots of positive reports. .in 1 or 2 patients. Seriously, problem often is with case reports with just a few patients, we are never sure if hiccups would stopped anyway. The so-called "double-blinded, placebo-controlled" studies with enough patients to be statistically valid can be expensive.
As far as NON-DRUG CURES: I'm sure everyone heard (& likely tried) as many as I. Holding your breath as long as you can stand it could work by the higher carbon dioxide in blood causing diaphragm to relax. Trying to stimulate the vagus nerve to diaphragm & "break the cycle" has a certain logic: one way is to press as hard as you can stand it in soft area of skull behind ear & stick out tongue for 30 sec. Best "water" cure is 9-10 quick small gulps making the esophagus contract. A tsp. sugar/honey on back of tongue & swallow. For kids, who may not always follow direction well:big tsp. PEANUT butter OR ice cream may be just the thing.

Can I really knock someone out with single blow to head like in movies? 

---and then just wait and watch them get up 10 minutes later: no harm, no foul?

Well, fact is that this does happen: you can indeed suffer sudden loss of consciousness with sudden blow to head and wake up a few minutes later with obvious damage beside headache later, not unlike in movies. However, I would argue that it is not as EASY as it seems in movies. Rarely do you see someone in movies get knock in head and NOT pass out. One of Alfred Hitchcock's more forgotten movies, "Torn Curtain," is worth watching for one scene: Paul Newman and female co-star trying very, very hard to kill or at least disable a bad guy...demonstrates that things often aren't so easy as a soda bottle bonk to the head. Plus, in REAL life, there is a very real risk of permanent damage, including bleeding inside or around the brain, which, as you can guess, can be quite serious. Even when no obvious immediate injury, repeated "knock-outs," may have long-term health consequences, as is debated in sports-health fields today. This is the controversies that surround the boxing industry and the fact we seem to be supporting an entertainment that may lead to men decades later devastated with degenerative brain problems like Parkinsonsim.

Books of similar ilk 

These are book which are written with same idea...odd, trivial, embarrassing medical questions. Also, the one and only Cecil Adams has a lot of questions such as these sent to him and can be found on his web site "The Straight Dope" and in the many books derived thereof.

Embarrassing Medical Problems: Everything You Always Wanted to Know But Were Afraid to Ask Your Doctor

Amazon Price: $14.95 (as of 10/06/2008)

Can a Guy Get Pregnant?: Scientific Answers to Everyday (and Not-So-Everyday) Questions

Amazon Price: (as of 10/06/2008)

Straight Dope

Amazon Price: (as of 10/06/2008)

The Explainer

Amazon Price: $11.65 (as of 10/06/2008)

Some of my favorite links... 

....that you may not alreay be familiar with.

PostSecret
Web site where where people from all over have been mailing anonymous postcards with confessions written, often with some sort of illustration. These range from the very trivial to the heart-breakingly serious.
Go Fug Yourself
This site gives your a chance to poke some fun at celebrities and the fashion choices they make....well, what makes it REALLY funny it that probably they are paying so-called professional stylist big money to make some of these choices.
Arts and Letters Daily
Great site to keep on your bookmarks for when you are bored and looking for something to occupy your mind for 5-10 minutes. This site lists short one-sentence summaries of articles dealing with books, history, the humanities, psychology and medicine, popular culture, European and American politics....and the articles range from the fairly academic to those written for popular magazines and newspapers.
Mighty Optical Illusions
Name says it all.

Great Stuff on Amazon 

You can support my site using the new Amazon honor system. go to this web page to learn more: Amazon Honors System
Below I have listed a few of the favorite things I've bought from Amazon over last year or two.

Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking

Not sure if I totally buy into his thesis but made for interesting reading.

Amazon Price: $10.87 (as of 10/06/2008)

Freakonomics [Revised and Expanded]: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything

...if, li,me me, you took Economics 101 in college, and thought you came away from it a better informed citizen....prepare for an eye-opening experience reading this. I have always wondered why the so-called law of "supply and demand" seemed not to be working even in our free and informed marketplace (take for example, why all three prescription drugs for "ED" are still priced as high as when there was only Viagra on the market).

Amazon Price: $18.45 (as of 10/06/2008)

Stumbling on Happiness

No, this is not another self-help book and how to find secret of happiness, but a very interesting investigation into why we are so often unhappy, even in circumstances one would have thought would guarantee contentment. (E.g. lottery winners....after you finally get that big raise....once you gotten into you dream house that you've been planning for 10 years, etc)

Amazon Price: $16.47 (as of 10/06/2008)

Introducing Neuro-Linguistic Programming: Psychological Skills for Understanding and Influencing People

Never heard of NLP? I think this is one of the better introductions to this marvelously versatile psychological technology. If you are in sales, or have to deal with the public a good deal, or are in healthcare/mental healthcare or..well you get my point, these techniques for communicating effectively can be used in almost any work environment, plus also when trying to communicate and make effective changes in your own life or at home. Not only are you able to communicate better but NLP teaches shows you that the WAY you communicate, even the simpliest choices of words, will effect how others act or react to what you way. As a doctor, I have found these techniques to be astounding, especially when it comes to establishing "rapport," which obviously is of great importance in my field. The methods of NLP will shows you how to establish rapport within first 1-2 minutes of talking to someone. As an aside, some of the psychological technology of NLP as been used in great and positive ways (such as the seminars of Tony Robbins), but, on other hand, these methods are also sold in "how to" videos on books promising sure fire methods to "get women in bed."

Amazon Price: (as of 10/06/2008)

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Hello world. I just discovered this wonderful corner of the internet and decided to see if I could contribute.  I am a 48 yo divorced general internist in North Carolina, with two wonderful teenagers.

I also have the honor of having been subjected to being a patient as well as a doctor over last few months.  In Oct, 2006, I was diagnosed with a germ cell testicular cancer in left testicle, which of course was removed. Then I had 12 weeks of chemo therapy.  However, at I had benefit of knowing my prognsis for cure was extremely good and first PET scan after chemo shows no cancer.  Looking back, it has been a very POSITIVE experience for me:  one seeing medicine from viewpoint of patient, but also people don't tend to express their care for you until your funeral or a crisis and I can't tell you how many of my patients and friends told me that they have been praying for me , etc. 

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