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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?  

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

DR. PHIL:

The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he

must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it

goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need

to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his

"CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.

OPRAH:

Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he

wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken

learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm

going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the

road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W BUSH:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to

know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is

either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DONALD RUMSFELD:

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image

of the chicken crossing the road.

ANDERSON COOPER/CNN:

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been

allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:

Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!

Itwas the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's

intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.

JUDGE JUDY:

That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in

his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:

No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a

standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price

dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider

information.

DR SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the

chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL:

Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in

front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's

why they call it the "other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.

And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott

all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media

whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side" That

chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple

as that!

GRANDPA:

In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody

told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the

chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it

experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its

life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON:

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES:

I have just released eChicken2005, which will not only cross roads,

but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your

check book.Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \..... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the

chicken?

BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of

chicken?

AL GORE:

I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:

Did I miss one?

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I laughed, thank you.

SingingLessons says:

Oh my god, the President videos are sad because they are true. If he wasn't our President, it would be very funny!

steveffeo says:

This is awesome sometimes all a person has to do is speak lolol

poddys says:

Nice - we could all use some more laughter.
Bush is scary - I can't even watch him on tv - I loath the way he smirks all the time.

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Scary, embarrassing

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Make my Day

I went to work the other day with the usual dread of how the day would progress. It seems that as this world tries to keep up competition on all sides, we as people seldom have time to enjoy life even if that is one of the reasons we work. As I entered the office where my day would begin I noticed someone had copied a cartoon and set it on the counter for everyone to get a copy. I with my usual- dreaded day- feeling picked up a copy and read it. Let me tell you what it said and how it looked...

It had a picture of a guy sitting behind his work desk who was slowly lifting his head up as though he had been sleeping and standing over him was obviously his supervisor with his hands on his hips-Ok do you have the visual, if not then take a moment and visualize it-ok now the caption underneath the picture read...

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I bursted out in laughter until tears filled my eyes. Other people were coming in the office with -YES- that dreaded day look and I shared my copy of this funny cartoon with them. They all laughed in fact some laughed harder than I did which got me laughing again. Sometimes laughter is comparable to a yawn, it spreads from one person to another if they are close in the vicinity. Whoever coined the phrase Laughter is the Best Medicine definitely knew what they were talking about.

Everyone at work who came in the office that day and got a chance to enjoy that cartoon ended starting the day off with leaving the -dreaded day feeling-behind. I know when I left the office to head to my work assignment I had a much better feeling.

The funny thing is the next day another cartoon was placed on the counter and just like the previous day everyone enjoyed it and everyone seemed to have a better day. Laughter is a gift that is freely shared and enjoyed and needed. It has been this revelation that sparked people at my job to look for funny cartoons ,jokes,humor articles and things of this nature to provide a positive light-hearted start to our serious hustle bustle workday and the world we live in.

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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

Make them madder 

or nuttier

A few more ways to piss em off

13. Ask people what gender they are.

14. Practice making fax and modem noises.

15. If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

16. Blow your nose when some one is eating.

17. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

18. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

19. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

20. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

21. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.


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22. Pay tolls with $100

23. Tell the ending of movies

24. Tailgate the elderly

25. Blow out other people's birthday candles

26. Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures

27. Open umbrellas in crowded hallways

28. Race the old woman for the last bus seat

29. Let doors slam behind you -- in other people's faces

30. Read over other people's shoulders on the bus

What do you see? 

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil ).

Now, what do you see? 

You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

ALZHEIMER'S' EYE TEST 

Count every " F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

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HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".

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Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

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Start Your Day With A Laugh - Maybe Two 

Thoughts Put Into Words 

Ponder This

Seinfeld Quotes

*Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
*You can measure distance by time. "How far away is
it?" "Oh about 20 minutes." But it doesn't work the other way. "When do you get off work?" "Around 3 miles."
*Are there keys to a plane? Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. Dammit..I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P.A. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. I uh..Oh, God this is so embarrassing...I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. They're in this big ashtray by the front door. I'm sorry, I'll run back and get them."
*People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to
*Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

George Carlin Quotes

*What if there were no hypothetical questions?
*Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
*I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
*Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

Misc Quotes

*If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
*How is it possible to have a civil war?
*What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
*Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
*If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

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The Manuever

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their Cornbread
> and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their Junkyard
> business.
>
> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
> cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
>
> One of the hillbillies looks at her and says 'Kin ya swallar?' The
> woman shakes her head no.
>
> 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
>
> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
> yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
> with his tongue.
>
> The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
> flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly
> walks slowly back to the bar.
>
> His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd 'bout that there 'Hind Lick
> Manuver', but I ain't never see'd nobody do it'

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They just keep coming

JOKE 1

The brave Captain

Once there was an average cargo ship sailing through the water. It had an average size crew with average size cannons. Just an average ship.

One day they were sailing on one of their normal routs when they spotted a pirate ship heading right at them. The whole crew was in a panic over the huge pirate ship. They were outnumbered what could they do?

Suddenly the captain jumped up and yelled "Get me my red shirt!" He then lead his men to an amazing victory of the savage pirates. His whole crew was in awe over his brilliance.

The next day they were one the same route when they saw not one but 2 huge pirate ships. Once again the crew was in a panic. Until the captain again jumped up and yelled "Get me my red shirt!!" And like the day before he lead his men to brilliant victory.

That night they all sat out on the beach celebrating there great victory's. When one man asked the captain "Why do you always ask for your red shirt?"

To this the captain responded "I ask for it so if i get stabbed in the fight you wont notice and will keep fighting." At this the crew was struck in awe once more. What a leader he was.

Well the next day on their trip they saw not 1 not 2 but 4 huge pirate ships. The whole crew looked up in anticipation of those famous words. The captain stood there for a second before saying "Get me my brown pants."

JOKE 2

A DOG NAMED SEX

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then I said, "But this is for a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny-I have the same problem."

One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "This courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said "That's not unusual. It happens to a lot of people."

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex.

My case comes up Friday.

..................

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.""Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that?What is the big deal about a two-story house?"The man answers, "Well Judge, one Story is "I have a headache" and the other Story is "Its that time of the month."

Bonus-Bonus

Here it is----a blonde's answer to football:

Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his
blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the
game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just
couldn't understand why they were killing each other
over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm
like........Helloooooo? IT'S ONLY 25 CENTS!!!!

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Spoons

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for prompt service, this anecdote is a valuable lesson on how
consultants can make a difference to an organization.

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that
the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

It seemed a little strange. When another waiter brought our water and
utensils I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I
looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"

"Well, he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting
to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they
concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It
represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per
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As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it
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I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of
the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the
same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked
the waiter "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string
right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so
observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can
save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what,
we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our
hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.

I asked, "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the
spoon."

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Why I'm Voting This Way 

A Very Sound Way of Reasoning

Toilet Cleaning Instructions: 

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Signed the DOG

WHAT THE HECK IS COMEDY 

LET'S SEE WHAT WIKIPEDIA SAYS

Comedy' has a popular meaning (standup, along with any discourse generally intended to amuse), which must be carefully distinguished from its academic definition, namely the comic theatre, whose Western origins are found in Ancient Greece. The theatrical genre can be simply described as a dramatic performance pitting two societies against each other in an amusing agon or conflict. Northrop Frye famously depicted these two opposing sides as a "Society of Youth" and a "Society of the Old" (The Anatomy of Criticism, 1957), but this dichotomy is seldom described as entirely satisfactory. A later view characterizes the essential agon of comedy as a struggle between a relatively powerless youth and the societal conventions that pose obstacles to his hopes; in this sense, the youth is understood to be constrained by his lack of social authority, and is left with little choice but to take recourse to ruses which engender very dramatic irony that provokes laughter (Marteinson, 2006). Much comedy contains variations on the elements of surprise, incongruity, conflict, repetitiveness, and the effect of opposite expectations, but there are many recognized genres of comedy. Satire and political satire use ironic comedy to portray persons or social institutions as ridiculous or corrupt, thus alienating their audience from the object of humor. Parody borrows the form of some popular genre, artwork, or text but uses certain ironic changes to critique that form from within (though not necessarily in a condemning way). Screwball comedy derives its humor largely from bizarre, surprising (and improbable) situations or characters. Black comedy is defined by dark humor that makes light of so called dark or evil elements in human nature. Similarly scatological humor, sexual humor, and race humor create comedy by violating social conventions or taboos in comedic ways. A comedy of manners typically takes as its subject a particular part of society (usually upper class society) and uses humor to parody or satirize the behavior and mannerisms of its members. Romantic comedy is a popular genre that depicts burgeoning romance in humorous terms and focuses on the foibles of those falling in love.

Politicians Heaven or Hell 

You Decide

> While walking down the street one day a US
> senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. >
> His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St.
> Peter at the entrance.
>
> "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before
> you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We
> seldom see a high official around these parts, you
> see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

> "No problem, just let me in," says the man.
>
> "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from
> higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day
> in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where
> to spend eternity." >
> "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be
> in heaven," says the senator.
>
> "I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
>
> And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the
> elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The
> doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a
> green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse
> and standing in front of it are all his friends and
> other politicians who had worked with him. >
> Everyone is very happy and in evening dress.
> They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce
> about the good times they had while getting rich at
> the expense of the people. >
> They play a friendly game of golf and then
> dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.
>
> Also present is the devil, who really is a
> very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and
> telling jokes. They are having such a good time that
> before he realizes it, it is time to go.
> Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and
> waves while the elevator rises...
>
> The elevator goes up, up, up and the door
> reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for
> him.
>
> "Now it's time to visit heaven."
> So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a
> group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud,
> playing the harp and singing. They have a good time
> and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone
> by and St. Peter returns. >
> "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and
> another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
>
> The senator reflects for a minute, then he
> answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I
> mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would
> be better off in hell."
>
> So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and
> he goes down, down, down to hell.
> Now the doors of the elevator open and he's
> in the middle of a barren land covered with waste
> and garbage.
>
> He sees all his friends, dressed in rags,
> picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as
> more trash falls from above.
> The devil comes over to him and puts his arm
> around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers
> the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a
> golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and
> caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great
> time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage
> and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
>
> The devil looks at him, smiles and says,
> "Yesterday we were campaigning......Today you
> voted."
>
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