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The Jonas Brothers are Really Girls in Disguise!!!

I know it is hard to believe, but I have absolute proof that the Jonas Brothers Boy Band members are actually girls in disguise (dis-guys).

Specific girls, that is...

Who Are the Jonas Brothers... Really?? 


They are, in actuality, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Mariah Carey.

The wise and clever girls got the idea of spoofing the media from the old stunt pulled by Garth Brooks (county star) when he took on the persona of Chris Gaines (Rock Star) and also from Britney's prior lip-sync adventures.

Of course, Miley Cyrus has long been perfecting her fake-out Hannah Montana act. No one is quite sure why or how Mariah Carey was pulled into this interesting Jonas Brothers impersonation.

Perhaps it began when she suddenly and secretly eloped with Nick Cannon. It's a real mystery.

In any case, if you look closely enough at the video of the Jonas Brothers (Kevin, Joe and Nick) performing on American Idol (and the other videos below), you will start to see what I mean...

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Are the Jonas Brothers Really Girls in Disguise?

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Oh yes, it's so obvious!

JimTheDefiler7 says:

its so funny how all these little girls come on and get all defensive hahaha the jonas brothers suck dick like fuckin faggots, i'd beat there little bitch ass if i ever saw them, listen to some real music stupid lil bitches, and no not brittney spears or mariah carey fucking morons....

JimTheDefiler7 says:

Oh....My...God...thats just breath-taking..who knew they could fool all those lil 8 yr old girls into thinking there guys because of the buldge from their camel-toe...im just..wow...speechless....(wish i had that big of a camel-toe) ;( lucky girls.

IlOVETHE JONAS SISTERS says:

THOSE GIRLS ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Douglas says:

Pete Wentz can only pull off skinny jeans! Those girls need to stop singing it sucks!

latifa says:

j'aime votre music, pas le style parceque jtrouve ke sa fait un peut tapete.... lol bref vous faites de la bonne music mais penssé a mmelanger avec du rnb!!!!! mwaaaaaaah

latifa says:

i think they have a style like other peaple and if they like this style it's not a problem for there fans then they have a very good voice and i wish the jonas brother will be more good we love your music!!!!!! exusez moi je sui française!!! et j'ai 16 ans

Laurel says:

Jonas Brothers - Jonas Sisters...Hilarious!

Steve K. says:

These are truly brilliant girls. Look how the evidence is laid how. It really is SO obvious and explains the head shaving. Go "Jonas Brothers"! You ROCK!

MarcoG says:

I knew it!

T.A. says:

hahah, funny. This site completely makes sense.

jprice says:

LOL

howdoyouspellstupid says:

Of course!! It all makes sense now!!
(LOL)

Timbers says:

Not any ole girls - those SPECIFIC girls. A hoax on America and the rest of the pop world!

smiley1118 says:

they are so stupid! GO MILEY!

Kynwyn says:

yes! it's genious

JJNW says:

Oh - I see it, I see it!! AMAZING! They are So GOOD!!

Ugh, no - no - no

Emo says:

I love Nick to... :)

Tina loves JoBros says:

LIAR! how could they be girls!!

Mysteria says:

uh no!

JOBROSROCK!! says:

You guys are sooooooo just jealous of the jonas brothers. you don't have thousands of screaming girls following you. if you did then you could get a date but instead you are the ppl that you are that take it out on ppl who CAN get a date.

Katherine says:

ya'll full of crap there guys get over it!!!!

angie says:

i don't think there girls look closely and u can see there not girls there guys!if u like them and they were girl su would be a lesbian. but there guys so u ur not so of course they r not girls!

captain obvious says:

if miley is a jonas brother, how did she date Nick????
answer that!!

Katherine says:

no way this is rediculous whoever thought of this is out of there mind !!! just get a grip i think there relly good !!!

jb supporter says:

i ought to smack you people that think they are girl no one can get a disguise that good and how could mariah could fit like that without her big butt showing and explan that cause mariah just has to show off some feature of hers that she reallyshould keep to herself gosh and it when people pick on kevin but this worse just because they're better thanyou that gives you no reason to say any thing because one of this really in love jb-lovers willhunt you down and make you take ths site down and plus miley is not gay so what ever "jb person miley is" they all dated a celbrety girl or a girl and explan howstrong joe is and plus no of the jonas brothers have blue eyes miley has blue eyes

morgan says:

your dumb what girl has chest,arm,and leg hair kevin has chest hair i saw joe in trunks in camp rock that's a man's body nick wouldn't be that strong if he was a girl and no way their baby pics weren't fake cause no baby would look like just like them

JB=LOVE says:

i agree with JB lovr
and in that pic it looks like the last person on the right is Derek from pushplay but definitly not britney spears, mariah carey or miley cyrus. by the way miley cant sing and but jb is hot and amzing singers and i loved their concerts!!!

JB lovr says:

ur a retard no girl can dress up so unbelivebly hawt those people who voted yes r making fun of u!! maybe ur a guy or girl in disguise did u evr think of dat!!! Gat an Fing life!!!

yo mama says:

this is flippin stupid. they are NOT girls in disguise!!!

Maddie says:

get a life. theyre guys =P

Lindsey says:

No, they are not!

 
 
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The Jonas Brothers are an American pop boy band. The band gained its popularity from the Disney Channel children's television network. From Wyckoff, New Jersey, the band consists of three brothers: Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Nick Jonas. In the summer of 2008, they starred in the Disney Channel Original Movie Camp Rock. The band has released four albums: It's About Time, Jonas Brothers, A Little Bit Longer, and Lines, Vines and Trying Times''. In 2008, the group was nominated for the Best New Artist award at the 51st Grammy Awards and won the award for Breakthrough Artist at the American Music Awards. To this date they have sold over eight million albums worldwide.

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