A Tiki Lounge Adventure

It's a beautiful day and your 3 martini lunch just turned into an all afternoon bender, don't worry your boss is buying! As you cheerfully accompany your sexy female executive lunch guests down a shaded side street, prefering to avoid co-workers and spouses, you spy an intriguing neon sign inviting you to a tropical Tiki world of adventure. Dare you approach?

You loosen your tie and walk closer, parked out front is a suicide pink wagon embellished with too much flashy chrome, sweeping fins like a shark and a biting attitude to match.

Pausing to offer the ladies a cigarette from your the understated Tiffany case in your Brooks Brothers tailored suit, you make a snide joke about dive bars to the delighted guffaws of your pampered companions.

"Oh we're feeling crazy, lets just do it!" suggest the giggling broads.

Anxious to provide whatever these hot numbers may demand you agree despite your better upbringing.

Looking towards the darkened doorway hid beneath the shadow of battered inner-city palm fronds you are greeted with a ferocious tiki god visage beckoning your naive party closer. Putting on a brave face for the ladies you stride foward and grasp the long heavy heavy bamboo door handle...or is it?

Stylish Tiki Lounge Ringer T-Shirts

"Hey, this place is all right!" you remark, letting down your guard as your group settles comfortably into a cozy beach cabana styled booth.

"What shall we drink?" you query noticing an attractive grass skirt clad waitress approaching.

The ladies seem to be conspiring and reply "Martinis!" in unison, suspiciously winking their sexy false eyelashes at each other. Enjoying a good martini yourself you go along with their request for a round of banana bend overs.

Tasty Martini T-Shirts and Apparel

It's no use and you surrender to her gaze, giving yourself to the coffee tinted goddess at any cost. She winds closer parting her moist lips and a shiver blasts down your spine like a lighting bolt as you close your eyes and await your destiny with this siren of the pacific.

"Now get your ass in gear and get to work you lazy bones!" burst a shrill voice from the demon lungs of the seductress breaking the spell.

"Are you listening to me?!" the voice continues to demand, cooling the glow of the music, drums and banana bend overs.

"No no!" you think out loud, "it's not supposed to be like this!"

"Get dressed and get ready to go, you have work to do!" the goddess prodded, her venom words betraying the kindness of her beauty.

"Oh god I've been had!" you think out loud, tasting the sour feeling of panic creeping up your throat with each syllable.

"She's gonna make me put my uniform back on and go work a 9-5 like a human robot at the Astrorama Serve-A-Teria, I can't do it, I can't go back!"

Retro space age t-shirts with Googie Retro Designs.

Suddenly a sweet familiar voice is speaking to you and the music loses it's menacing quality.

"Are you okay honey? Its time for us to get up, the big surf competition is today and we have work to do!"

"Huh, what?" you reply, shaking the confusing dream from your head and looking across the pillow at the goddess you had dreamed of.

"Did you say w.o.r.k..." you mumble, spelling out the dirty word and wiping the sleep from your eyes.

"Hells yeah baby, surfs up and we gotta slap on the wet suits and go win the big comp! Now quit being so grumpy in the morning cause we just got 20 more minutes to sleep in..."

Presented for your pontification, two men and two women step in to a world of primitive abandon, what did they really experience - Tiki Fantasy or Tiki Reality?

Only you can be the judge in your own Tiki Reality. Truth in the Tiki Zone is as close as the nearest dive bar, banana daiquiri or tacky Hawaiian shirt so lose that tie and take a side street home, look for the bamboo and neon because you never know what you might find..in the Tiki Zone.