Titan the one-eyed wonder horse, aka Fatty McFurball

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aka Retardo Montalban

He isn't perfect, but he's perfect for me.

I love my fluffy old buddy. He's in his late teens, he's constantly overweight no matter the season, and he's as furry as a Shetland pony.

He's not beginner safe, his hooves grow too fast and chip easily, and he's sensitive to a flaw ... it takes just the right combination of tack fitted just so to prevent tantrums.

He cost me much more than he's worth in today's market to relieve him of his left eyeball.

Why do I love this horsey?

so handsome in his new summer coat

Better predictable, than too complacent. 

I want my horse to be alert.

I want him to think on his feet and be aware of danger. But I don't want him to be afraid of his own shadow.

Beats just trudging along so methodically that he'd run into a tree if you didn't steer him around it.

I've seen horses that dumb -- or afraid of doing something without being cued to -- that didn't have the sense to preserve their own safety. I don't find those horses safe, especially not for beginners.

So he spooks at the occasional carnivorous chipmunk. I'm pretty much prepared for that, at any given moment -- he's not a horse to fall asleep on.

Much better than him not noticing the GIANT LOG across the path.

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he's an Energizer Bunny horse

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Titan keeps going, and going, and going ... pretty common for gaited horse breeds like the TWH.

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Smooth gait versus proper gait. 

Running walk, stepping pace ... what does it all mean?

Titan will probably never have a "show" gait.

You can get him to perform a proper running walk. Neither of you will enjoy it a whole lot.

I'd rather go along with his preferred gait, an uneven rack or stepping pace -- that makes him by far the smoothest horse I've ever ridden -- than frustrate us both by trying to change over to a gait that would win us a ribbon at a show I'll never attend.

so glad my friend caught this moment

My greatest joy in life 

(not including human family)

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People still can't believe it. 

You had your horse's eyeball removed?

Yeah.

And no, it was NOT cheap.

healing after surgery

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Moonblindness can affect any horse. The sooner it is detected and treated, the longer you can preserve your horses' remaining eyesight.

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Don't talk about his missing eye in front of him. He's kind of self-conscious about it. ;)

my non-horsey kid likes him best

So, now what? 

What do I do with my horse, now that he only has one eye?

Pretty much everything I used to do.

We still trail ride and do a little bit of gymkhana. I have to be more alert of distance between horse and barrel than I used to, and allow for a bit more 'give' in my turns, but he seems to trust that I won't ram him into anything.

I figured trail riding would be more of a challenge, as he cannot see anything on his left side without turning his head 90 degrees to use his right eye. (Horses have a fairly large "blind spot" ahead of and behind them, even when both eyes function properly.) But he sees only half of the things-that-aren't-really-there now, so he's actually a bit better on the trails.

"his nose is sooooo soft!"

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he has "goat face" in winter

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scary white stuff on ground

Keyhole is pretty fun. 

So what you do, is this here:

Run as fast as you can.

Stop.

Turn around.

Run back.

Oh, did I mention you have a little circle drawn in chalk that you have to stop and turn around in, without stepping out of?



It's harder than it looks! That keyhole on the ground is mighty tiny at a gallop.

Keyhole Race 

Titan the speed demon. 

I absolutely love riding Titan in fun speed shows. We don't usually place really well, but it is a lot of fun and we spend most of the time hanging out with friends I don't usually see outside of the gymkhana events.

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Titan's and Cysco's Keyhole runs

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Titan, May 12, Speed & Action

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Titan running Down & Back game

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Why do you race a Walker? 

Why not?

He loves to run.

I don't push him faster than he wants to go. No whips, no spurs.

I point him in the right direction, and allow him to run. I guide him through the pattern.

But the time I start thinking I need to MAKE him go faster, is the time I need to give up the speed shows. It is nothing but a hobby and a social event. I don't expect a TWH to compete seriously against horses bred and trained to chase barrels. I am pretty darn pleased with us both when we manage to luck out and place in friendly competition.

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So anyway, Titan spooks at odd things. 

One of the first times I rode him, I took him to the local party store. The comings and goings of customers and vehicles on any given day are enough to rattle most horses, even those that are road safe, trail safe ... pretty much all but the parade veterans and posse mounts are going to get a bit nervous entering this crowded parking lot.

This particular day, however, what should greet us but a HUGE, STINKY, LOUD, running cement mixer truck.

Nothing. No spook, no concern at all, really. He was alert, of course, but showed no inclination that he believed that the beast was dangerous. Huh. Pretty darn nice horse I got here, I'm thinking. Bombproof, maybe, even.

No such luck.

Another ride, this time on one of the most beginner-friendly, easy enough for even the greenest young horses, quiet and well-maintained trails I've ever ridden on, same horse decides to shy, spook and attempt to run away. Balks, fusses, nearly rears, all to avoid passing this obstacle.

Was it a grizzly bear?

One of those handy trail latrines that smell like they haven't been emptied in years?

A Mexican slaughterhouse-bound double decker truck?

No.

The culprit -- a rock.

A pretty ordinary looking ROCK, of all things, and at least 10 feet from the trail -- not even crouched and ready to attack the next hapless victim to pass!

I laugh at such things, when I'm not in the middle of keeping my seat when my TRAIL HORSE suddenly finds himself confronted with something equally as dangerous, such as a STUMP.

Yet handles brightly decorated parade floats, fire truck sirens, and even bagpipes, without issue.

He ain't right. But I loves him.

horse-eating plastic fence, no longer scary

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Trust your horses' instincts!

The Day Titan SAVED our LIVES!! 

or, Nearly Eated by a BEAR!

On our honeymoon, we took the horses out on unmarked snowmobile trails that crisscrossed the public land for miles and miles near the lovely bed/board and breakfast we were staying at, planning for a 2-3 hour ride.

We got lost.

Really badly turned around so that we no longer knew east and west, north and south, which way we came from and which turn to take next.

Looking back, we were really foolish to leave the farm without a compass. We had a "map" ... little good it did us.

No hope of backtracking ... our tracks had been destroyed by the dirt bike treads of dozens of riders that also ventured out that weekend.

Sure, lots of trail intersections, stumps and rocks LOOKED familiar, but there was no relieving feeling of actually finding the RIGHT path -- just endless forks and hills and unfamiliar scenery.

Did I mention that on one of our trails that was unmarred by dirt bike tracks, where we had found our previous tracks that we knew led away from the ranch, we also discovered on the second time we passed through -- hoping desperately to not make the same wrong turn again the next time we were nearly back -- that within the past 20 minutes or so between our second and third sets of tracks on this trail, that a BEAR had crossed paths with us? We saw where it had followed our trail for a while and then left the sandy path, but had clearly been there within minutes of us.

After nearly SIX HOURS of riding, too many loops and double-backs to mention, without much of anything left to eat or drink, exhaustion and frustration I made a decision.

At the very next intersection, I let Titan choose which way to go. Really not so sure he was right, I rode him back to the intersection and tried to point him in the direction I thought we should go. Never a horse to balk at much of anything, he STOPPED. I turned him back toward the intersection, and again he chose the same unfamiliar looking path. But at this point, we had little to lose.

It wasn't immediately apparent that he knew well what he was doing. After the second unassisted turn, we started to feel like we were "on the right track" and after his third turn, we knew we were almost back at the farm.

We understand that animals like horses have a great "homing" instinct, but this ranch had only been "home" for less than two days. How he KNEW, half-blind and tired from a ride neither of us were in shape for, we cannot understand.

He got extra goodies that night. :)

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