How To Create and Deal With a To-Do List

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Introduction to the Following

For the accomplished procrastinator (I prefer to refer to these types of people as "heavy thinkers"), the to-do list is a horrible reminder of all the things they should be doing. A to-do list is even more devastating when put on one's webpage for public consumption, because someone invariably will say, "When are you going to do such-and-such? I've been waiting for it!" or "Have you finished so-and-so?"

So. With that in mind, here is the proper way to write a to-do list in ten easy steps.

How To Create and Deal With a To-Do List 

In Ten Easy Steps

#1. Preferably not write one at all. But if you must, continue on.
#2. Find a new sheet of paper and a pen or pencil. (Good luck. I'll wait. Uh...maybe I better not.)
#3. Write the to-do list. Alphabetize it. Categorize it. Just kidding.
#4. Buy a 300 pound safe. If you can't get one that size, buy a bigger one.
#5. Buy a case of Gorilla Glue.
#6. Place the to-do list in the safe.
#7. Gorilla glue the door closed.
#8. Charter a deep-sea fishing boat.
#9. Have the crew help you push the safe overboard.
#10. Get back to land and wonder whatever happened to your wallet and car keys...

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