Toilet Humor Books For Some Light Reading This Summer
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Toilet Humor Books
Toilet humor is . . . funny. Often a bit off color (excuse the pun), but generally funny which is why it is called toilet humor, instead of a non-amusing name.
Not surprisingly, I am not the only one who finds this brand of bathroom slang amusing, but I was surprised to see so many top rated books on the subject. This page was born when I was gathering items for Top 10 Funniest Toilet Humor Gifts. There are too many books to include, so they got their own page.
Generally the books on the subject for adults are purely humor. They are written for one purpose, and if you like this type of entertainment, they will make you laugh. In contrast, the children's books are actually informational, with a bend towards light and entertaining.
Not surprisingly, I am not the only one who finds this brand of bathroom slang amusing, but I was surprised to see so many top rated books on the subject. This page was born when I was gathering items for Top 10 Funniest Toilet Humor Gifts. There are too many books to include, so they got their own page.
Generally the books on the subject for adults are purely humor. They are written for one purpose, and if you like this type of entertainment, they will make you laugh. In contrast, the children's books are actually informational, with a bend towards light and entertaining.
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Toilet Humor Books for Adults
Bathroom Signs: More Than 150 Weird, Wacky And Sometimes Warped Places To Find Relief
I started with my favorite, mostly because I am a huge fan of funny signs, and culture and language difference usually make for the funniest of signs. In this book you will find some of the funniest toilet usage directions ever! There are more than 150 of the most amusing toilet signs you'll ever see! Warning: some of the toilet signs from around the world could be considered R-rated.
Bathroom Signs: More Than 150 Weird, Wacky and Sometimes Warped Places to Find Relief
Amazon Price: $3.27 (as of 02/23/2012)
Release Date: 12/31/1969
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Farts: A Spotter's Guide
You have got to be kidding me! That was my first thought when I saw this bizarre title. Turns out, it is exactly what it says, and yes, it is a toilet humor book. Yes, we all know that everyone passes gas, but did you know there are different types of farts? Using the publishers words, Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you determine "the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of ten common wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast." And just to be sure you can identify the different sounds, there is an attached battery powered fart machine.
Farts: A Spotter's Guide
Amazon Price: $8.49 (as of 02/23/2012)
List Price: $15.95
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The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever
Now here it is in detail. If you like toilet humor, this just may be the book for you as author Michael Ryan discusses every detail of going to the bathroom from the toilet paper texture to the writings on the bathroom stall doors. And, of course he includes: types of doody, locations, bathroom spray, courtesy flush, the bidet, what to do while going to the bathroom, types of farts, clogging the bowl, activities, wiping (sitting vs. standing), diarrhea, hemorrhoids, girls, masturbation, constipation and public toilets in various countries.
Just for fun, a quote from the author's mom:
"I am speechless. The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?"
Just for fun, a quote from the author's mom:
"I am speechless. The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?"
The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever
Amazon Price: $7.63 (as of 02/23/2012)
List Price: $8.94
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Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop
Is this book really the only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience? The Kama Pootra claims to offer "a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana."
In this hilarious book, you will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two.
Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
In this hilarious book, you will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two.
Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop
Amazon Price: $5.65 (as of 02/23/2012)
List Price: $10.99
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What's Your Poo Telling You?
Another humorous selection, but this one with a serious side. Yes, just what you always wanted to know, this book describes over two dozen "dookies" (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what you can discover regarding health and well-being just by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's vegetables, cauliflower perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad . . . the list goes on.
What's Your Poo Telling You?
Amazon Price: $5.37 (as of 02/23/2012)
List Price: $9.95
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Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups
This book is full of trivia about, you guessed - poop. Are they really need to know facts? Well that is hard to say, but you will be laughing too hard to figure it out. Have you ever wondered, but were afraid to ask? Well the author of this book thought of the question and has the answer.
How do astronauts poop in space?
Where does poop go after the flush?
Why can I see the corn but not the chicken?
Can I light my poop on fire?
Who invented the first flushing toilet?
How do astronauts poop in space?
Where does poop go after the flush?
Why can I see the corn but not the chicken?
Can I light my poop on fire?
Who invented the first flushing toilet?
Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups
Amazon Price: $8.00 (as of 02/23/2012)
List Price: $10.00
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Toilet Humor for Kids
Where's the Poop?
Reading level: Baby-Preschool
An educational book and a toilet training aid. This lift-the-flap book for kids which shows them that all creatures have a place to poop: tigers in the jungle, kangaroos in the outback, and monkeys in the rain forest, and people in the toilet.
Where's the Poop?
Amazon Price: $5.62 (as of 02/23/2012)
List Price: $10.99
Everyone Poops (My Body Science Series)
Reading level: Ages 4-8
This is probably the first toilet book we had. While it is educational, it is written in a light and fun manner for children and adults.
Everyone Poops (My Body Science Series)
Amazon Price: $4.09 (as of 02/23/2012)
List Price: $7.95
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The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts (My Body Science)
Reading level: Ages 4-8
From Publishers Weekly
I have to admit, I bought this book when I was pregnant with my first daughter as a gift for my husband. I saw the title and just assumed it was a joke. Turned out to be a great book to read to the kids. Full of interesting and fun facts to turn the subject of farts into a fun learning experience.
I have to admit, I bought this book when I was pregnant with my first daughter as a gift for my husband. I saw the title and just assumed it was a joke. Turned out to be a great book to read to the kids. Full of interesting and fun facts to turn the subject of farts into a fun learning experience.
The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts (My Body Science)
Amazon Price: $4.16 (as of 02/23/2012)
List Price: $7.95
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The Truth About Poop
Reading level: Ages 4-8
I have heard great things of this book, full of intriguing, gross, and bizarre facts about excrement, but I haven't actually seen it myself.
The Truth About Poop
Amazon Price: $4.12 (as of 02/23/2012)
List Price: $7.99
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Walter the Farting Dog Series
Reading level: Ages 4-8
Honestly, if you like toilet humor, and you are a kid, these are the funny books for you.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.. does that mean that one enjoys it?
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SeanVernall
Jul 17, 2011 @ 5:55 am | delete
- Clearly I have the mental age of a 4-8 year old as I find myself tempted to buy 'Walter the Farting Dog: Banned from the Beach' :)
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Ecolicious
Jul 16, 2011 @ 4:18 pm | delete
- oh I wish we could still favorite lenses. This would be one of my favorite. Blessed. I love it! Great gift guide too. I know a few people that would get a kick out of reading these books. I'm honestly curious about the Fart book
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