Top 50 Worst, Most Boring Sight-Seeing Trips in America Part 1
Ranked #148 in Travel, #5,887 overall
Meet the Mundane Family - Bob, Fred, Amber and the Mom (and Frog)
There they go, driving through some of the most magnificent scenery and walking across some of the most hallowed historical ground that America has to offer, but you can bet they're not seeing an inch of it.

They just DON'T GET IT.
Part One follows our intrepid yet completely boring travelers from Alabama through Mississippi, though certainly not in alphabetical order. And as we follow along, let us give you a bit of advice so you can avoid the silliness this family falls into at every turn. No need for your vacation to turn into a master disaster.. as you'll see.
We added state mottos and keep hunting for memorabilia, like shirts!
What's Within These Borders?
- Alabama
- Alaska
- Arizona
- Shirts! Arizona Desert Shirts! Get yer Shirts Here!
- Arkansas
- Least Favorite Mode of Vacation Transport
- California
- Colorado
- Connecticut
- Delaware
- Least Favorite Form of Accommodations
- Florida
- Georgia
- Hawaii
- Idaho
- Shirts! Snake River Shirts! Get yer Shirts Here!!
- Nightmare Vacations?
- Illinois
- Indiana
- Iowa
- Kansas
- Solo or Group Traveler?
- Kentucky
- Louisiana
- Maine
- Maryland
- Smile!
- Massachusetts
- Michigan
- Minnesota
- Mississippi
- Missouri
- So... Whatcha think?
- Down Under to Up Here (and Back)

We encourage travel and tourism. To do so we offer these cautionary tales and easy access to tourism information, travel guides and some nifty trinkets.
Alabama
State name: Indian - tribal town
Freddy scrapes right arm, left knee by jumping off broken bench into a crate of firewood stacked behind the gas station near MacDonalds. This woke up pretty snake. Hospital bill: $250.What'd they miss?
US Space & Rocket Center in Huntsville
Conde Charlotte Museum House in Mobile
Dauphine Island Sea Lab Estuarium near Mobile
Bird: Yellowhammer
Flower: Camellia
Song: Alabama
Rock: Star Blue Quartz, Hematite, Marble
Motto: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We dare to defend our rights)
Weekend Getaways in Alabama
Reviewed By Darlene Thomas "Serious Bo Fan" (Trafford, AL United States)
I found this book to be exceptional. In addition to providing enticing ideas for weekend getaways in my state, it is historically interesting. It covers the entire state and includes ideas for everyone ... campers, romantics, history lovers, shoppers, etc.
Alabama Crimson Tide Tailgate Party Pack
From Hot Sauce Harry's
Spice up your tailgate party while cheering for your team
Includes 3 delicious condiments
Features hot sauce, picante salsa and barbecue sauce
Alaska
State name: in Eskimo it's Alyeska which means great land
Wide patch of gravel outside Anchorage. Roadside trash barrel with chained-on lid hasn't been emptied this century. Bob discovers a mosquito farming operation in the marsh down the hill. Comes back bit up. Clinic bill: $75+ $8.99 for large calamine lotion.What'd they miss?
The Reindeer Farm in Palmer
Denali View Raft Adventures on Talkeetna River
El Dorado Gold Mine Guided Tour in Fairbanks
Bird: Willow Ptarmigan
Flower: Forget Me Not
Song: Alaska's Flag
Rock: Jade, Gold
Motto: North to the future
Frommer's Alaska 2007 (Frommer's Complete)
Completely updated every year (unlike most of the competition), Frommer's Alaska features gorgeous color photos of the spectacular scenery and amazing wildlife that await you in America's last frontier. This extraordinary and detailed guide is personally researched by a lifelong resident, who offers insights into how to discover the real Alaska. You'll find complete details on whale watching, sea kayaking, hiking, salmon fishing, funky small towns, Gold Rush saloons, glaciers, scenic drives, and more. You'll even get an up-to-date cruise planner, a free color fold-out map, and an online directory that makes trip-planning a snap.
The Milepost 2007 (Milepost)
The "Milepost" is a uniquely invaluable resource for travel by road in Alaska and Northwest Canada (Yukon, northern British Columbia, northern Alberta). This guide will be highly useful for the average tourist, RVer, and north country camper.
Alaska and Northwest Canada include a huge area with vast terrain variation and far less travel infrastructure than most travelers are used to in Southern Canada or the lower 48 states. Travelers should not, for example, expect gas stations, restaurants, and franchise hotels at every highway exit, nor should they expect that facilities or even some roads are open year-round, due in part to dangerous weather conditions. Finally, travelers should be alert to both the prospect of viewing wildlife along the roads and the hazards of a traffic jam behind, say, a small herd of bison at Muncho Lake in Canada.
Kasilof Fish Company Wild Alaskan Smoked Sockeye Salmon, 16-Ounce Fillet in Cedar Gift Box
This delicious, alder smoked salmon fillet comes fully cooked and ready to serve for parties of one or more! It's all natural and does not any refrigeration until after it's opened. Serve on your favorite crackers or in one of the delicious recipes enclosed. Tasty and Tasteful! This gift box contains one 16 oz fillet of all natural, traditionally Smoked Sockeye Salmon packaged in clear grain western softwood and silk-screened with beautiful multi-colored artwork.
Arizona
State name: Aztec - silver bearing
Saw field of barrel cactus. Cactuses. Cacti. Note for next trip. Do not let kids play hide 'n go seek in field of cacti. Amber sunburned to shade of amber. New tweezers: $1.49 + $3.95 for roll of duct tape. $19.99 for bottle of SPF9500.What'd they miss?
Desert Botanical Gardens near Phoenix
Kitt Peak Observatory Night Tours once it reopens from the wildfires (call ahead to see)
Pima Air and Space Museum in Tucson
Bird: Cactus Wren
Flower: Saguaro Cactus Blossom
Song: Arizona
Rock: Turquoise, Fire Agate, Petrified Wood
Motto: Didat Deus (God enriches)
The Insider's Arizona Guidebook (Travel Arizona Collection: Arizona Highways)
Reviewed By Dustin M. Dudley
If you are going to travel to Arizona, you need this book. It is an Arizona masterpiece. Arizona is loaded with so many unique places to see, that it is hard to see them all. This book help you to see all that you can see in any one particular area of Arizona. The photos in this book are just phenomenal. Arizona has it all, and this book does a superb job of showing it to you
Sterling Silver Arizona State Map Pendant ©, 1" (25 mm) Tall.
Sterling Silver Arizona State Map Pendant ©, 1" Tall and it comes with an 18" Box Chain. This item is protected by copyright. Unauthorized reproduction of this item is extremely prohibited and punishable under The Copyright Law.
Shirts! Arizona Desert Shirts! Get yer Shirts Here!
Arkansas
State name: Indian - downstream people
Shotgun shell casings stacked in shape of Great Pyramid. State highway sign oddly peppered with little holes. Bob slices index finger trying to poke through one. Doctor bill: $22.54 + $4.99 for box of bandaids.What'd they miss?
Wild River Country
Pine Mountain Jamboree
Pinnacle Mountain State Park
Bird: Mockingbird
Flower: Apple Blossom
Song: Oh, Arkansas (or) Arkansas
Rock: Diamond, Quartz Crystal
Motto: Regnat populus (The people rule)
Arkansas: A Guide to Backcountry Travel & Adventure (Guides to Backcountry Travel & Adventure,)
Reviewed By Karol McNutt (St. Louis, MO)
GREAT BOOK! Very comprehensive, easy to follow, and gives you all the information you would need to select a location for the type of recreation you are seeking. I've read other publications by Bryan Hendricks and he has a wonderful talent for making you see and feel the scene he is describing. Very talented writer. I highly recommend the book!
Least Favorite Mode of Vacation Transport
California
Spanish - refers to a paradise
Watching 22-mile stretch of junkyards east of LA. Bob gets many spare parts of the car, 'just in case.' Pick 'n pay for engine, transmission, radiator. Fifty-two miles down the road, the right front fender falls off. $529 car parts + $20 welding + $4.99 for box of bandaids.What'd they miss?
Golden Gate Bridge- San Francisco
Sea World near San Diego
The Getty Center near Los Angeles
Bird: California Valley Quail
Flower: California Poppy
Song: I Love You, California
Rock: Benitoite, Native Gold, Serpentine
Motto:Eureka (I have found it)
California (Eyewitness Travel Guides)
This review is from: Eyewitness Travel Guide to California (Paperback)
I picked up this book to see what California has to offer. Sometimes living in a place, you forget what different museums, restaurants and different things to do yet. So, this book was an excellent choice for me!
It also includes lots of information on San Francisco, where I have not been yet, but really want to visit. It also has a section on Las Vegas which is pretty good too. So, if you are looking to see and do everything California has to offer, this guide is for you.
Southern California Trojans Cal USC Rolling Duffel Bag
Southern California Troja team merchandise. ThisUniversity of Southern California Trojans rolling duffel bag is made for travel. Embroidered team logo on front. Features inline wheels and a telescopic handle. Measures 28 inches x 14 inches x 13 inches. Also has end pockets, side pocket, 2 inside pockets, regular handles, shoulder strap, and carrying handles on both ends.
Colorado
State name: Spanish - red color
Denver is very flat. Colorado is not. Not all of it. Amber sees a tree broken in half by lightning, completely freaks out. Bob finds four empty Coors bottles behind Denny's, completely freaks out. $4.99 for Pepto-Bismol. Note for next trip: Fred does NOT ride in back on winding roads again. $2.99 for paper towels.What'd they miss?
Pikes Peak in the Rockies!
Denver Museum of Nature & Science
The Denver Zoo
Bird: Lark Bunting
Flower: Rocky Mountain Columbine
Song: Where the Columbines Grow
Rock: Aquamarine, Rhodochrosite
Motto: Nl Sine numine (Nothing without Providence)
Frommer's Colorado (Frommer's Complete)
Meticulously researched by an experienced husband-and-wife team, Frommer's Colorado offers complete coverage of the whole state. You'll discover the best places to buy Western wear and authentic Western art; the top restaurants, from downhome steakhouses to trendy brewpubs; and the best skiing, hiking, biking, and fishing. All the top sights are here: Pike's Peak, the Garden of the Gods, the U.S. Air Force Academy, the Coors Brewing Company, the U.S. Mint, and a host of gorgeous trails and canyons. You'll find accommodations to suit every taste and budget, plus nightlife, a complete shopper's guide, and a host of detailed, accurate maps.
Colorado Avalanche 5/8" "A" Pendant - 10KT Gold Jewelry
Logo Art manufactures the broadest and most elegant collection of collegiate and sports licensed jewelry products ever.
Connecticut
State name: Mohican - long river place
Bob takes 44 pictures of leaning picket fence. Bob does not stop long, as state is too small for its name. Taking pictures and driving, and map flies out window - twice. $4.99 for new map. $4.99 for new map. $1.99 for box of erasers.What'd they miss?
Mystic Seaport and the Aquarium
West Rock Ridge State Park
Elizabeth Park Rose Gardens in Hartford
Bird: Robin
Flower: Mountain Laurel
Song: Yankee Doodle
Rock: Garnet
Motto: Qui transtulit sustinet (He who transplanted sustains)
The Connecticut Guide (State Guide Travel Series)
Meticulously researched by an experienced husband-and-wife team, Frommer's Colorado offers complete coverage of the whole state. You'll discover the best places to buy Western wear and authentic Western art; the top restaurants, from downhome steakhouses to trendy brewpubs; and the best skiing, hiking, biking, and fishing. All the top sights are here: Pike's Peak, the Garden of the Gods, the U.S. Air Force Academy, the Coors Brewing Company, the U.S. Mint, and a host of gorgeous trails and canyons. You'll find accommodations to suit every taste and budget, plus nightlife, a complete shopper's guide, and a host of detailed, accurate maps.
Delaware
State named for Lord De La Warr
Bob drives past state four times before finding it. Observes that song called 'White Cliffs of Dover' has nothing to do with Delaware. Fred pays $4.95 to find out State Fish is called Weakfish. Bob can't find Delaware on map. Bob can't find map. $4.95 for new map.What'd they miss?
Cape Henlopen State Park, near Lewes
Carousel Park Equestrian Facility - Wilmington
The Spa By The Sea - Rehoboth Beach
Bird: Blue Hen Chicken
Flower: Peach Blossom
Song: Our Delaware
Rock: Sillimanite
Motto: Liberty and justice
Frommer's Maryland & Delaware (Frommer's Complete)
From Civil War battlefields to Baltimore's National Aquarium, these two states offer a wealth of sightseeing and activities. Frommer's is on top of it all, with complete coverage of the best beaches, Oriole Park at Camden Yards, the world-renowned Longwood Gardens, the Winterthur Museum, scenic Chesapeake Bay, beautiful, mountainous Western Maryland, the best crab houses and brewpubs, outdoor adventures, antiquing, and much more. It's all at your fingertips, in true Frommer's style, with dozens of accurate maps, the best hotels and restaurant s in all price ranges, detailed practical tips, and more. Frommer's Maryland & Delaware offers a wealth of sightseeing, sports, strolls, and special moments--from highlights for the first-time visitor to off-the-beaten-track discoveries that will impress even the most seasoned traveler.
Delaware Grape Jelly
This jelly is made from the grape variety called Delaware that is normally used for making wine. Just as the vineyards press their grapes for wine making, we take the same juice and turn it into a deliciously unique jelly. A naturally orangey-pink color jelly whose flavor is distinct to the Delaware grape and is remniscent of strawberries and peaches.
Least Favorite Form of Accommodations
Florida
State name: Spanish - flowers
Bob takes 354 pictures of flattened trailer park. Amber throwing a fit because we won't find her an alligator to ride. $3.99 on miscellaneous ice cream bribes. Could not find the 'Dave Barry Slept Here' sign that Cousin Madge was bragging about.What'd they miss, besides Walt Disney World?
Dry Tortugas National Park - Key West
Adventure Island near Tampa
Gatorland near Orlando
Bird: Mockingbird
Flower: Orange Blossom
Song: Swanee River (or) Florida, My Florida
Rock: Moonstone, Agatized Coral
Motto: In God we trust
Florida (Eyewitness Travel Guide)
Florida can be divided into seven distinct regions, each corresponding to specific geographic and cultural criteria. Marshy Everglades, and tropical Keys occupy the south, while the vacation capital of Miami rises along the east coast. From the extravagant Gilded Age of manses and fantastic beaches of the Gold and Treasure Coasts to the amusement parks of Orlando, and St. Augustine's Spanish-Colonial era architecture in the Northeast, Florida is a region of stark contrasts. For more valuable travel information about art, shopping, entertainment, nightlife, hotels and sports look to Eyewitness Travel to Florida.
FLORIDA U GATOR HEAD DIAMOND GLASS
Hand-Cut and Hand-Polished Crystal Diamond Collectible featuring the logo of your favorite college, or a picture of your favorite stadium. All Products are officially licensed. Dimensions: 4" x 4" x 2.5"
Georgia
State named after King George II
Bob discovers green snake that looks a lot like kudzu.What'd they miss, besides EVERYTHING?
World of Coca Cola in Atlanta
Georgia Olympic Centennial Park, Atlanta
Cool River Tubing near Helen
Bird: Brown Thrasher
Flower: Cherokee Rose
Song: Georgia on My Mind
Rock: Quartz, Staurolite
Motto: Wisdom, justice, and moderation
Georgia Off the Beaten Path, 7th (Off the Beaten Path Series)
Explore the Georgia most tourists never see, including the Day Butterfly Center in Pine Mountain, Col. Oscar Poole's Pig Hill of Fame in Ellijay, and a toenail that might very well have belonged to Elvis at the Loudermilk Boardinghouse Museum in Cornelia.
Georgia Bulldogs Silver Auto Emblem
These officially licensed auto emblems are the classy way to show off your favorite team! Makes a great gift for your favorite sports fan. They look great on all vehicles or any hard surface (RV's, computers, refrigerators, etc). Includes easy to apply instructions. They have a metallic finish and a super strong adhesive. They are also easily removable. Approximately 3''x3'' in size.
Hawaii
State name: Hawaiian - name of homeland
Bob discovers everyone on four of five islands has heard the old lame joke about 'how come there are interstate highways in Hawaii?' Took pictures of dead sand crab. Took pictures of some hot rocks. $285 for new non-melted shoes for everyone. Note for next trip: do not throw shoes toward hot flowing rock to see if it's hot.What'd they miss?
Pearl Harbor
Diamond Head State Park
Polynesian Cultural Center, Laie
Bird: Nene
Flower: Pua Aloalo
Song: Hawaii Ponoi
Rock: Black Coral (NOT Lava, surprisingly)
Motto: Ua mau ke ea o ka 'aina i ka pono (The life of the land is perpetuated in righteousness)
The Complete Big Island of Hawaii Guidebook (Indian Chief Travel Guide)
The "big" island that the island chain is named for, Hawaii. It is more than twice the size of all the other Hawaiian islands put together, and has the two tallest mountains (volcanoes) of any. And this is the guidebook to explore it with: it covers the length and breadth of the island, from the sun-drenched Kona and Kohala coasts on the west side of the island to Hilo and the breathtaking Hamakua Coast on the other side, from the Kawaihae Coast and the Pololu Valley at the northern tip to the lava flows in the stark landscape of Kau farther south.
Alaea Ancient Hawaii Hawaiian Red Sea Salt, 12 oz. bag
Hawaii is known for its famous Alaea pink sea salt. The salt is subtle, and refined. Foodies think this is the best salt on earth! The pink color in Alalea Sea Salt comes from the iron oxide (FeO2 for you chemists) in the baked Hawaiian clay that is so prevalent on the Hawaiian islands. Made in Hawaii.
Idaho
State name: Apache term for Comanche
Amber finds a potato shaped like Abe Lincoln's hat. Note for next trip: natives of Idaho do not enjoy being referred to as Mr. Potatoheads.What'd they miss
Basque Museum in Boise
Roaring Springs Water Park in Meridian
Idaho State Historical Museum in Boise
Bird: Mountain Bluebird
Flower: Syringa - Mock Orange
Song: Here We Have Idaho
Rock: Star Garnet
Motto: Esto perpetua (Let it be perpetual)
Idaho for the Curious: A Guide
My sister says it's their favorite book to give to new Idahoans.. that's a good 'nuff recommendation for me!
Idaho Discovered
Within its borders, Idaho is a land of extremes. From desert moonscape to towering peaks that spawn a thousand rivers; from urban sprawl to places scarcely trod by humankind. It's a young land, where antiques are only fifty years old. Its mountains are so young they periodically remind us of their growing pains. Much of Idaho is best described as, "You can't get there from here." We are as back woods as it gets where we touch the Canadian border, and in our capitol city, as urbane as we wish to be. It is, by and large, still pure, still innocent, still wild - full of wonder and the unexpected.
Idaho Potato Charm, Sterling Silver
The 3D charm is Hand-Polished with a High Polish finish. Every Rembrandt charm comes with a heavy-duty jump ring that can be twisted open and easily attached by you. All Rembrandt Charms are guaranteed for life.
Shirts! Snake River Shirts! Get yer Shirts Here!!
No vacation is complete without the shirts!
River Observers Organic Cotton Tee
Get a shirt with some observant stones overlooking the rapids.
River observers, spotted in the vicinity of Yellowstone. Nature at its finest from the first national park of the United States - Yellowstone.
Organic Men's Fitted T-Shirt
Nightmare Vacations?
Illinois
State name: Algonquin - warrior
Kids take turns taking pictures of each other with noses flattened against car window. $2.99 for Windex + $1.99 for more paper towels. Bob discovers hot dog stand. $1.99 for more car air freshener trees.What'd they miss?
Water Tower Place in Chicago
Millenium Park in Chicago
Museum of Science & Industry in Chicago
Bird: Cardinal
Flower: Purple Violet
Song: Illinois
Rock: Fluorite
Motto: State sovereignty, national union
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State name: Land of the Indians
Bob detained for attempting land speed record. Elkhart PD sadly lacking in sense of humor. Kids spend two hours drawing on back wall of gas station. $76 for paint. $225 for ticket. $5.99 for nail polish remover. Note for next trip: Nail polish remover works on SuperGlue'd nose, not on armpit.What'd they miss?
Pokagon State Park near Angola
Indianapolis 500 near Indianapolis
Mesker Park Zoo in Evansville
Bird: Cardinal
Flower: Peony
Song: On the Banks of the Wabash
Rock: Limestone
Motto: The crossroads of America
Indiana at Random: On Roads Less Traveled
A book for those tired of the humdrum of Interstate travel. "Indiana at Random" offers alternatives to the boredom of today's super highways. It details seldom traveled roads where traffic is light and each mile brings new views of the state not visible from the fast lanes of major roads. It is a guide to some of Indiana's best kept secrets.
Indiana Charm - Sterling Silver
A charm is a sentimental journey you can hold in your hand to relive precious memories recall special occasions for a lifetime. It is the classic collectible. No other gift captures a moment as clearly as a fashionable and affordable charm. Celebrate life with this miniature work of art. Charm available in Sterling Silver Gold Plate 10K Yellow Gold and 14K Yellow Gold.
Iowa
State name: Indian - beautiful land
Fred is not having corn. Ever again. Ever. Never. $9.95 for car wash. $5.95 for Pepto-Bismol. $328.29 to replace copper kettle for restaurant. $160 fine for false alarm by fire department. No more corn.What'd they miss?
Field of Dreams near Dubuque
Great Mississippi Valley Fair near Davenport
Czech Village, CEDAR Rapids (not Grand Rapids)
Bird: Eastern Goldfinch
Flower: Wild Prairie Rose
Song: The Song of Iowa
Rock: Geode
Motto: Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain
Take the Next Exit: New Views of the Iowa Landscape
Reviewed By Robert F. Sayre (Iowa City, Iowa United States)
This book serves up something for every traveler of back roads and unbeaten paths. It's a collection of essays written by people who have opened their eyes wide to the often overlooked vernacular images of the Iowa countryside and small-town Main Streets.
Iowa Hawkeyes 1/4" "Tiger Hawk" Post Earrings - Sterling Silver Jewelry
You often see shirts, caps and jackets that feature logos from your favorite affiliation, phrase, hobby and sport. Now you can add high quality jewelry products to the list!
Kansas
State name: Sioux - south wind people
Bob uses up most of a roll of film on pictures of 2x2 driven through tree trunk by tornado. Fred throwing fit because Bob won't go chasing storm cloud to east.What'd they miss?
Museum of World Treasures, Wichita
Sedgwick County Zoo, Wichita
Kansas Cosmosphere and Space Center, Hutchinson
Bird: Western Meadowlark
Flower: Sunflower
Song: Home on the Range
Rock: (do you know this one? message me!)
Motto: Ad astra per aspera (To the stars through adversity)
Faded Dreams: More Ghost Towns of Kansas
Essentially, this was the first book of all new material in about ten years. The book is a fun read, although it is uncertain whether Fitzgerald wanted this to be a travellers guide in the true sense of the word, or a true history. It is very successful as a true history, keeping the audience's attention throughout. As a travellers guide, the explorer will need more directions than this book.
Solo or Group Traveler?
Kentucky
State name: Indian - meadownland
Amber wants a pony. Amber wants a pony. Amber wants a pony. Amber wants a pony. Amber wants a pony. $1.99 for earplugs, set of three.What'd they miss?
Louisville Slugger Museum, Louisville - 502-588-7228
Portland Museum, Louisville - 502-776-7678
Kentucky Horse Park, Lexington - 1-800-568-8813
Bird: Cardinal
Flower: Goldenrod
Song: My Old Kentucky Home
Rock: Fortification Agate, Coal
Motto: United we stand, divided we fall. Deo gratam habeamus (With gratitude to God)
Kentucky Off the Beaten Path, 6th: A Guide to Unique Places
Whatever you do when you travel, get off the interstate. Who needs more bland rest stops and fast food? Get into the heart of things with Globe Pequot's Off the Beaten Path series. Devoted to travelers with a taste for the unique, this easy-to-use guide helps you discover the hidden places in Kentucky that most tourists miss - unsung, unspoiled, and out-of-the-way finds that liven up a week's vacation, a day trip, or an afternoon.
"Burnside, just south of Somerset, is not the only town on Lake Cumberland--it is the only town under the lake. In the late 1940s the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers moved the entire town to higher ground because the lake area was being impounded. The durable remains of old Burnside become visible during the winter when the lake's level lowers. It's eerie seeing foundations, porch steps, and sidewalks emerge from the mud and debris."
Brachs Kentucky Mints 12 count
Founded in 1904 in Chicago, IL as E J Brach & Sons, this hundred year old confectioner is now owned by Barry Callebaut. Brach's continues to be the leading manufacturer of fresh, loose candy in the US. Enjoy this fresh treat today!
Louisiana
State named after King Louis XIV
Fred orders crawdaddys, throws fit when he learns it looks like a bug. Amber sympathy-sick. Bob takes picture of rusted can by roadside. $45 for tetanus shot. $5.99 for Pepto-Bismol. $2.99 for paper towels.What'd they miss?
Sci-Port Discovery Center, Shreveport
Musee Conti Historical Museum, New Orleans (open for special events)
Mardi Gras, New Orleans
Bird: Eastern Brown Pelican
Flower: Magnolia
Song: Give Me Louisiana (or) You Are My Sunshine
Rock: Agate, Petrified Palm
Motto:Union, justice, et confidence
Louisiana off the Beaten Path, 6th: A Guide to Unique Places
An easy-to-use guide to Louisiana's less-known, out-of-the-way places, fully updated and revised. Stop by Floy's Record Shop in Ville Platte for a full selection of authentic Cajun, zydeco, blues, and jazz music; take a scenic drive along Louisiana Highway 182 to see historic landmarks and local treasures; and be sure to dine at the Jungle Club, famous for its boiled crawfish trays.
Chef Paul Prudhomme's Magic Seasoning Blends ~ Seafood Magic, 24-Ounce Canister
Use Seafood Magic to give great flavor to bronzed, fried, baked, broiled, sautéed or boiled shrimp, crab, crawfish, oysters, lobster and fish of all kinds.
Maine
State named after old French province
Bob gets mad when Bangor library denies having Stephen King's address. Fred takes 32 pictures of soup can hammered onto fence post. Like father like son... $9.99 for film + $17 for parking ticket near fence.What'd they miss?
Bar Harbor Whale Watching Tours, Bar Harbor
Aquaboggan Water Park, Saco
York's Wild Kingdom and Amusement Park, York Beach
Bird: Chickadee
Flower: White pine cone & tassel
Song: State Song of Maine
Rock: Tourmaline
Motto: Dirigo (I direct)
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State named after wife of King Charles I
Bob has intense reaction to shellfish or beer. Fred consumes enough crab cakes at all-you-can-eat buffet, that owner asks us to leave. $9.95 for buffet + $5.99 for Pepto-Bismol + $79 for clinic + $98 for 2-pak of epi pens, just in case it wasn't the 12-pack of beer.What'd they miss?
Ocean City Pier Rides & Amusements, Ocean City
Fort McHenry Monument & Historic Shrine, Baltimore
Baltimore Museum of Industry, Baltimore
Bird: Baltimore Oriole
Flower: Black-eyed Susan
Song: Maryland My Maryland
Rock: Patuxent River Stone
Motto: Fatti maschi, parole femmine (Italian: Manly deeds, womanly words)
Maryland: A New Guide to the Old Line State
Originally published in 1940 as part of the Work Projects Administrations American Guide Series Writers Project, updated in a 1976 revision, and now fully rewritten and restructured, this is an essential purchase for libraries wishing to keep this important series current and available to their patrons, especially greater Maryland institutions. The logical organization of the data reflects Marylands geographical subdivisions, and the volume outlines in copious detail.
Maryland Crab Cakes
Handmade authentic Maryland Crabcakes consisting of first quality blue crab meat. More than 70% of each crab cake is made with real chunks of crab.we don't believe in "fillers" or the fake stuff.
Smile!
Massachusetts
State name: Indian - large hill place
Bob gets us lost on large looping road. Amber throws fit in tunnel during traffic jam. Bob drives us to and from Logan Airport nine times. $9.99 for new map to replace the one Fred tosses out window. $35 for fine for littering.What'd they miss?
Boston Duck Tours, Boston
Museum of Fine Arts, Boston
Prudential Center Skywalk, Boston
Bird: Chickadee
Flower: Trailing Arbutus
Song: Hail, Massachusetts
Rock: Rhodonite, Babingtonite, Roxbury Pudding Stone (Jasper)
Motto: Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem (By the sword we seek peace, but peace only under liberty)
Frommer's Portable Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard
The first edition of Frommer's Portable Nantucket & Martha's Vineyard has something for everyone whether you're looking for romance or family fun. You'll find details on the best accommodations, beaches, bike rides, shops, and art galleries.
Michigan
State name: Chippewa - great water
Kids take turns taking pictures of each other inside abandoned truck tire in vacant lot. Latch to trunk breaks. $29.95 for new latch + $94 for egregious littering fine.What'd they miss?
Comerica Park, Home of Detroit Tigers, Detroit
Matthaei Botanical Gardens & Nichols Arboretum, University of Michigan, Ann Arbor
Frederik Meijer Gardens & Sculpture Park, Grand Rapids
Bird: Robin
Flower: Apple Blossom
Song: Michigan, My Michigan
Rock: Chlorastrolite, Petosky Stone
Motto: Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice (If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you)
Michigan State Parks: A Complete Recreation Guide
Reviewer: A reader
I live 2 miles from one of the State parks reviewed - Bald Mountain. I have to say I learned more from this guidebook than I knew from living here and asking the locals. It contains maps and layouts of the parks, and gives lots of good information. If you live in MI or are planning to visit, it's worth it.
University of Michigan Wolverines Chair
Comfortable and durable, the chair includes a built-in cup holder for your favorite beverage while showing your loyal support.
Minnesota
State name: Sioux - cloudy water
Bob discovers not everyone is named Lars or Olaf. Fred is glared out of Dennys for singing the Lumberjack song 15 times in a row. Amber sulking. We won't go visit all ten thousand lakes. $19.99 for interrupted breakfast at Dennys. $9.99 for breakfast at MacDonalds.What'd they miss?
Glensheen, Congdon Estate, Duluth
Science Museum of Minnesota, St. Paul
Minnesota Sculpture Garden, Minneapolis
Bird: Common Loon
Flower: Pink and White Ladys Slipper
Song: Hail Minnesota
Rock: Lake Superior Agate
Motto: L'étoile du Nord (French: The star of the North)
(and)
Quae sursum volo videre (I long to see what is beyond)
Only in Minnesota
Only in Minnesota is a pictorial tribute to all that makes the state unique. Combining the natural, historical, and cultural facets of life in Minnesota, it showcases the people and what they do for fun (the Uptown Art Fair, ice fishing), where they live (from the cities of Minneapolis, St. Paul, Duluth, and Rochester to smaller towns and rural regions in between), their favorite places (Mille Lacs, Split Rock Lighthouse), and more.
Minnesota Vikings Gray Trenches Training Camp T-Shirt - X-Large
For your team you'd run the wind sprints, pump the iron, and hit the blocking sled, so why not wear the Minnesota Vikings Gray Trenches Training Camp T-Shirt from Reebok! Features screen printed team name in official font and actual location of team's training camp on chest. Our standard return policy applies for this item.
Mississippi
State name: Chippewa - great river
Amber declares grits are 'yucky-icky,' is carried by diner owner to bathroom where she loses her grits. Fred hides bullfrog under Bob's seat. Bullfrog awakens from stunned state somewhere near Jacksonville. $35 for new driver side seat cover.What'd they miss?
Vicksburg National Military Park, Vicksburg
Beauvoir, Jefferson Davis Presidential Library and Home, Biloxi (check restoration state first)
Ship Island Excursions, Barrier Islands, Gulfport (check first)
Bird: Mockingbird
Flower: Magnolia
Song: Go Mis-sis-sip-pi
Rock: Petrified Wood
Motto: Virtute et armis (By valor and arms)
Insight Guide United States: On the Road (Insight Guides)
Reviewer: A reader
This is so much more than a travel guide. The photographs are fantastic - completely inspiring and exciting. I bought this guide with one small trip to the Pacific Northwest in mind, and immediately expanded my itinerary. There is so much to see and appreciate in this country, and USA: On The Road seems to show every fascinating little corner, both off and on the beaten track. It's very well written - informative, fun, and completely unique. I can honestly say I have never found another travel guide that comes even close to this one - what a find.
Missouri
State name: Algonquin - river of canoes
After 12 hours of driving, Bob gets belligerent when Budweiser truck refuses to stop to give free samples. Fred looks at arch, throws up. Amber tries to braid reeds. Reeds are razor sharp. $5.95 for bandaids + $1.99 for mercurochrome.What'd they miss?
Gateway Arch, St. Louis
Missouri Botanical Garden, St. Louis
Worlds of Fun, Kansas City MO
Bird: Bluebird
Flower: Hawthorn
Song: Missouri Waltz
Rock: Galena (Lead), Mozarkite
Motto: Salus populi suprema lex esto (The welfare of the people is the highest law)
Missouri Roadsides: The Traveler's Companion
Reviewed By Jerry B. Garrett "BookLover" (St. Louis, Missouri)
It took me a couple of years to read the book because I spread out the reading to enjoy my armchair travels. My compliments on the work. I can't imagine how all the information was gathered and checked. The author had to travel to each town. I looked up a couple of facts I consider to be little-known facts. They were included in the book, and were correct. I enjoyed reading about places near my weekend cabin. I checked out several of the features. The one I found most amazing was the grave of Comfort Ruggles -- a member of the Boston Tea Party buried in a Missouri country cemetery.
The book is great for the native Missourian and for those travelers who dream of discovering the Show Me State.
So... Whatcha think?
C'mon. Share. Might even get some sympathy.
If you share your REAL vacation flops, it may be you'll find something about the whole experience to laugh about.
Was that fun? If so, keep on going to PART 2 - it's time to go through Montana to Wyoming in PART 2, here.
Better yet, if you have a favorite place that you think should be included in YOUR state, post a message here or send me a message directly through the Contact Me page, and it'll go in soon as possible!
(And... THANKS, Andy - I've corrected Iowa to reflect the true location of the Czech Village. Guess I was too busy visiting the World's Biggest Discarded Corn Husk Pile, to get that right!)
Caseyfern wrote...
but of COURSE there's South Carolina! Just look in Part 2! [in reply to KDGcamper]
KDGcamper wrote...
wow, great lens... good job I can tell how much work you put in. But no south Carolina? haha
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