Top 10 1980s Horror Movies

''Apparently your generation doesn't want to see vampire killers anymore, nor vampires either. All they want to see slashers running around in ski masks, hacking up young virgins.''

Top 10, why?: Tom Holland's superb self-referential horror-comedy is both delightfully funny and darkly sadistic, wryly telling the story of a teenager who knows a Vampire has moved in next door but no one believes him. A standout performance from Roddy McDowell is the centre point of a film that simultaneously celebrates and parodies the genre. This unique film inspired a lot of the post-modern sentiment later seen in the 1990s.

Critic quote: '...it's hard to get into this movie and not have a little fun...' (Nadd Yapp)

External review: Absolute Horror

''We will tear your soul apart''

Top 10, why?: The film embodies the idea of nightmares displayed on screen as Clive Barker creates a terrifying vision of hell on earth.

Critic Quote: 'I have seen the future of the horror genre, and his name is Clive Barker.' (Stephen King)

External Reviews: British Horror Films, Blog of the Rotting Dead

''The only way to tell you, is to make you share the exact same experience''

Top 10, why?: Sluizer's film is about pacing and atmosphere. He plays with audience expectation (even telling us who the killer is half way through) and concludes the film with one of the best and most devastating conclusions to any horror film ever made.

Critic Quote: Sounds like an overworked premise for Alfred Hitchcock (The Lady Vanishes), Roman Polanski (Frantic), or Jonathan Mostow (Breakdown), but The Vanishing quickly veers into new and intriguing territories. (Matthew Kennedy)

External reviews: Bright Lights Film Journal, Combustible Celluloid

''Did you see that movie, "Night of the Living Dead"?''

Top 10, why?: Dan O'Bannon's homage to Romero is fun, pacy and full of great production design and prosthetic effects. The film was essentially fighting against Sam Raimi's excellent sequel to The Evil Dead, but I decided to go with O'Bannon's effort because it's a more polished affair with several good performances.

Critic Quote: 'It's kind of a sensation-machine, made out of the usual ingredients, and the real question is whether it's done with style. It is.' (Roger Ebert)

External Reviews: Dr. Gore, Apollo Movie Guide, Club IGN

''What am I working on? Uhh... I'm working on something that will change the world, and human life as we know it.''

Top 10, why?: Anchored by a brilliant performance from Jeff Goldblum, director David Cronenberg continues his investigation into the renowned body-horror, as Goldbum's Seth Brundle attempts metamorphosis but it all goes wrong when a house fly gets caught up in the machine. As Brundle struggles to find a cure to his problem, he falls deeper in love with Geena Davis' concerned Veronica. When he learns that his body structure is becoming that of a fly, the fruits of his new powers soon challenge his own sanity, and his own survival. The Fly is one of several great horror films made in the eighties by Cronenberg but it stands out because it his most accessible, and probably most accomplished piece of work.

Critic Quote: 'It's hard to watch; not only because it takes a strong stomach to cope with the necessarily gruesome special effects but because the emotions depicted are so honest and direct that they eventually becomes overwhelming.' (Mike Sutton)

External Reviews: Reel.com

''We keep odd hours...''

Top 10, why?: Near Dark has always fascinated me because it's a horror film that only really works within the constraints of the genre based on the audiences expectation and understanding of the gothic, and of past vampire films. It's almost a western love story, with the premise setting the scene for two star-crossed lovers from distinct families that cannot mix. It's the Romeo and Juliet of the vampire world. The film features half the main cast from James Cameron's Aliens, with Lance Henrikson, Bill Paxton, and Jenette Goldstein all working together again, and Paxton and Henrikson are superb in their roles as rogue bloodsuckers. This small-budget film was a given an awful marketing campaign that saw it fail at the box office, and also saw Joel Schumacher's The Lost Boys become the remembered vampire film of 1987. However, Bigelow's beautifully paced tale is a fantastic film because it was the most unique horror movie of the 1980s, and looked at the gothic story from a completely different point of view than had been seen before.

Critic Quote: 'Near Dark is the best vampire movie you've never heard of...' (Rod Armstrong)

External Reviews: My full review, Horror Movies.com, Alex Jackson, My New Plaid Pants (for an interesting take on the film), Grave Robber

''Whatever you do, don't fall asleep.''

Top 10, why?: It says a lot that this is the only teen slasher film to make the top ten. Wes Craven's excellent film, much like Clive Barker's Hellraiser, embodies the idea of a nightmare on screen. It's also backed by a brilliant premise that has a killer who can only hurt you while you sleep. Fantastic!

Critic Quote: 'A Nightmare on Elm Street is tailor made for those who like their gore leavened with thought-provoking ideas - something that is a rarity in this genre.' (James Berardinelli)

External Reviews: Alex Jackson

''A naked American man stole my balloons''

Top 10, why?: John Landis' 1981 classic was an easy choice for a top ten spot because it's one of my all time favourite films. It's also a horror film that Roger Ebert absolutely hates, which means it has to be one of the best films ever made. Not that I'm trying to have a dig at the renowned critic (I've used one of his quotes for Return Of The Living Dead), but I do believe he simply doesn't get Landis' film. He seems to believe horror and comedy have lived seamlessly for years, but not like this they haven't. An American Werewolf In London is equally funny and frightening, and Landis is one of only a few directors to actually make it work. Ebert, while celebrating special-effects maestro Rick Baker's work on the film, merely disassociates that quality for his overall appreciation of the film. Baker's werewolf transformation was not only one of the most realistic special-effects ever to be put to celluloid at the time, but it was underpinned by Landis' superb use of music (the brilliant irony of classic Blue Moon). It works so perfectly because it flirts between a line that doesn't tell the audience to laugh or cry, and by breaking convention, the audience is left not knowing what might happen next. The sequence makes for the best werewolf transformation ever put on screen, and is one of the primary reasons the film has such a cult following and is regarded by horror fans as one of the best examples of the genre ever made.

Critic Quote: '...in the summer of 1981 came John Landis' An American Werewolf in London, which has, in many ways, set the standard for the modern werewolf movie.' (James Birardinelli)

External Reviews: DVD Times, Jeffrey Wachs, Chrissy Deberyshire, Darth Jamyz

''I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.''

Top 10, why?: Much like The Fly, I'd have to question whether to put this in the horror or science-fiction category but essentially they are both horror movies at the most primitive level. The Thing was John Carpenter's sixth major feature production, and for me, it's a work that he has never surpassed before or since. He made many excellent movies within the genre through the eighties, but the sense of paranoia amongst his ensemble cast in The Thing makes for wonderful, suspenseful viewing. The blood test sequence in the middle of the film is one of the best scene's in horror cinema ever put to celluloid.

Critic Quote: 'John Carpenter may be better known for Halloween or Escape from New York, but The Thing is easily the famed horror director's best film.' (Evan Pulgino)

External Reviews: James Berardinelli

''Here's Johnny...!''

Top 10, why?: This was an easy choice for number one. It's Kubrick's best film and one of the greatest films ever made, no matter what genre. What I love about the movie is that it gets better with every viewing, and I know the next time I watch it I'll enjoy it more than the last.

Critic quote: 'Stanley Kubrick doesn't anything by halves. What this die-hard perfectionist has created, during the years of post-production work that went on while tucked away in a British film studio, are exemplary pieces of artistic refinement: 2001, A Space Odyssey was a masterpiece in science-fiction, Barry Lyndon set a new standard for historical epics and The Shining redefined the meaning of horror altogether.' (Der Spiegel)

External Reviews: Alex Jackson, Chris Justice, Robert Castle

There's obviously many great films that didn't make my top ten, notably the Evil Dead's, Dressed To Kill, The Lost Boys, Innocent Blood, The Howling, The Fog, Christine, Prince Of Darkness, a whole heap of teen slasher movies, Dead and Buried, Manhunter, Tenebre and other European independent films, Bad Taste, Cannibal Holocaust and a lot of exploitative filth, Critters, Gremlins (but I always enjoyed the sequel more), The Hitcher, Scanners, Re-animator, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Silver Bullet, Child's Play, the list goes on.

I probably realised this before making my top ten, but it confirms that I don't like sadistic horror films that set out to repulse the audience. You may notice that I've chosen mainly mainstream horror films. It's all well and good making social comments like Wes Craven's The Last House On The Left, but when a film becomes the director's perverted wet dream, it isn't fun anymore. For all that the horror genre does to its audience it should always be fun and entertaining, leaving the viewer with a feeling of adrenaline, not sickness. For that reason, I think the eighties produced some of the best films from the genre (and don't get me wrong, it also produced some of the worst). They were and still are entertaining movies. The improvement of special-effects may date the films now but the nostalgic feeling of watching them again makes up for that.

Top Five Moments from 1980s Horror

1. An American Werewolf In London - The Transformation

David Kessler tries to keep himself occupied in Nurse Alex's house when she leaves him to go to work. As night falls, and the full moon comes out, he feels a terrible pain in his chest. His skin begins to burn, and his bones begin to crack, as his body changes into that of a werewolf. The great thing director John Landis does here is to make the whole scene painful to watch and clearly painful for David. This isn't the easy transformation that had been seen in cinema before. This was bones, and flesh, moulding and changing; it hurt. The scene is very realistic, and the prosthetic make-up effects look better than any CGI would today. Landis beautifully underpins the scene with the blues classic Blue Moon which is sadistically ironic.

2. The Thing - Blood Test

Working out that alien and human blood react to each other, the surviving group conduct a blood test to work out which, if any of them, are alien. Carpenter infuses the scene with paranoia, creating a level of suspense he hangs on to for several minutes as the scene plays out.

3. Evil Dead II - Ash battles his own hand

When Ash's hand gets possessed, he's forced to cut it off. However, after the gruelling dismemberment, the severed hand (clearly pissed off at such an action), comes after him in one of the great comedic horror moments.

4. The Vanishing - The final twist and devastating conclusion

The film leaves both the viewer and main character Rex in completely darkness over the fate of his girlfriend. Although, we meet the man who abducted her, we are still unsure whether she is dead or alive. When Rex agrees to take a sleeping pill in order to find out what really happened, he awakens to have all his questions answered. This is one of the best endings to any horror film from the eighties. It's both devastatingly affecting and cruelly ironic.

5. The Hitcher - They thought it was all over%u2026it wasn't.

The audience, and the characters, are left thinking the terror might be all over%u2026but it isn't. Jim leaves his hotel room to find Nash (the girl he had fallen for over the course of the film) tied between a truck and its trailer. If the police shoot the driver, his foot will leave the clutch and the truck will roll forward, ripping Nash in half. In order to save her, Jim gets into the truck with the driver to talk him out of it. He doesn't succeed.

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