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Welcome to the biggest T-shirts Slogans database. Here you will find TOP 50 slogans list which you can use for your own T-Shirt. You can vote for and against for each slogan so don't be passive. Also there is quite big gallery of funny T-Shirts and people. Moreover, here you can buy the most jolliest T-Shirts on Amazon, CaffePress and Ebay.

T-Shirt on Wikipedia 

A T-shirt (or tee shirt) is a shirt which is pulled on over the head to cover most of a person's torso. A T-shirt is usually buttonless, collarless, and pocketless, with a round neck and short sleeves. The sleeves of the T-shirt extend at least slightly over the shoulder but not completely over the elbow (in short-sleeve version). A shirt that is either longer or shorter than this ceases to be a T-shirt.

T-shirts are typically made of cotton or polyester fibers (or a mix of the two), knitted together in a jersey stitch that gives a T-shirt its distinctive soft texture. T-shirts can be decorated with text and/or pictures, and are sometimes used to advertise (see human billboard).

T-shirt fashions include styles for men and women, and for all age groups, including baby, youth, and adult sizes.

 

T-shirt slogans facts 

In 2000 T-Shirts with funny slogans and ironic, humorous design became a fashion statement between teenagers and young people.

The trend has been increasing in this decade embraced by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

The offensive, sometimes shocking or derisive slogans on the T-Shirts became a part of style, a way to show your opinion, world view.

The most popular slogans topic: drugs, policy, sex, brunettes and blondrs.

 

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UbiqWit says:

Only when they're particularly clever.

JunaD says:

I love it , especially if people buy the shirts from my shops.

Andrej says:

mmm, nice

Duti says:

Yes, i like it. ;)

richgerman says:

yep!

No, It's a piece of crap

NZgurugirl says:

They're corny - and perhaps and easy way for some to make a buck! Plus I wouldn't want people staring 'there' to read it!

RyanRE says:

I used to like them, but now I think that they are little played out.

 
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TOP T-Shirt Slogans 

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I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

4 points

Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else

4 points

SEX is not the answer. SEX is the question and YES is the answer!

3 points

My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate... So I got two boyfriends!

3 points

Blondes have more fun, but brunettes remember it next day

3 points

I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works

3 points

Why are you still here? The stupid people left hours ago

3 points

Out of my mind... Back in five minutes

3 points

All of us were born crying. Some of us outgrow it

3 points

10

Kiss me... Before my boyfriend comes back

2 points

11

God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve

2 points

12

FBI - Fabulous Body Inside

2 points

13

Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes

2 points

14

Girls are like homework, you hate them but in the end you just need to do them

2 points

15

2good4u 2sexy4him

2 points

16

Save water. Drink Beer!

2 points

17

People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop

2 points

18

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park

2 points

19

Buy me another drink, you're still ugly

2 points

20

If you're rich I'm single

2 points

21

GOD IS DEAD. Nietzsche

2 points

22

NIETZSCHE IS DEAD. God

2 points

23

I'm looking for a guy with a big...car!

2 points

24

Jesus is coming, hide the beer

2 points

25

I'm not fat, I'm American

2 points

26

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes

2 points

27

Your boyfriend bought me this T-shirt!

1 point

28

God is death and I want his job

1 point

29

If you think I look like a bitch, you should see my mom

1 point

30

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong!

1 point

31

Practice? I'm already perfect

1 point

32

If you can read this, the bitch fell off

1 point

33

I'm blond... So, please speak slowly!

1 point

34

The difference between genius and stupidity - is that genius has its limits

1 point

35

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse

1 point

36

There should be a special prison for stupid people

1 point

37

Good boys go to heaven. Bad boys go to my house

1 point

38

Beer. It's not just for breakfast any more

1 point

39

B.I.T.C.H = Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, Honey

1 point

40

Here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?

1 point

41

Trouble is my middle name

1 point

42

If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going

1 point

43

Serial killers are people too

1 point

44

I'm ugly on the inside too

1 point

45

Rock is dead

1 point

46

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips

1 point

47

There's too much blood in my alcohol system

1 point

48

All men are idiots and I married their king

1 point

49

In America anyone can be president that's one of the risks you take

1 point

50

I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you

1 point

51

99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% are in my College

1 point

52

I'm not lazy, I'm depressed

0 points

53

You know what your problem is... You are stupid!

0 points

54

Are you trying to piss me off???

0 points

55

If you don't like oral sex keep your mouth shut!

0 points

56

Not all mens are fools some stay bachelors

0 points

57

It's unfair life... So many girls... So little time

0 points

58

I was born intelligent, but education ruined me

0 points

59

I'm lost. Please take me home with you?

0 points

60

Nobody is perfect. I'm nobody

0 points

61

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most

0 points

 

TOP T-Shirt Slogans on Amazon 

My Teacher Said... T-Shirt Funny, Humor & Parody Shirt

My Teacher Said... T-Shirt Funny, Humor & Parody Shirt

This funny shirt reads "My teacher said I cou more...2 points

Bomb Technician - Humorous / Funny Premium T-Shirt

Bomb Technician - Humorous / Funny Premium T-Shirt

Bomb Technician. Message reads, "I am a bomb more...0 points

My Pen is Huge Funny T-shirt, X-Large, Lt Gray

My Pen is Huge Funny T-shirt, X-Large, Lt Gray

These hilarious t-shirts are made of a 100% fully more...0 points

I Graduated T-Shirt T-Shirt

I Graduated T-Shirt T-Shirt

I graduated. Can I go back to bed now? Perfect shi more...0 points

 

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