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T-Shirt on Wikipedia
A T-shirt (or tee shirt) is a shirt which is pulled on over the head to cover most of a person's torso. A T-shirt is usually buttonless, collarless, and pocketless, with a round neck and short sleeves. The sleeves of the T-shirt extend at least slightly over the shoulder but not completely over the elbow (in short-sleeve version). A shirt that is either longer or shorter than this ceases to be a T-shirt.
T-shirts are typically made of cotton or polyester fibers (or a mix of the two), knitted together in a jersey stitch that gives a T-shirt its distinctive soft texture. T-shirts can be decorated with text and/or pictures, and are sometimes used to advertise (see human billboard).
T-shirt fashions include styles for men and women, and for all age groups, including baby, youth, and adult sizes.
T-shirt slogans facts
The trend has been increasing in this decade embraced by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
The offensive, sometimes shocking or derisive slogans on the T-Shirts became a part of style, a way to show your opinion, world view.
The most popular slogans topic: drugs, policy, sex, brunettes and blondrs.
Do you like T-Shirts with funny slogans?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byYeah, I love it
Andrej says:
mmm, nice
Posted December 16, 2008
Duti says:
Yes, i like it. ;)
Posted July 30, 2008
No, It's a piece of crap
NZgurugirl says:
They're corny - and perhaps and easy way for some to make a buck! Plus I wouldn't want people staring 'there' to read it!
Posted August 01, 2008
RyanRE says:
I used to like them, but now I think that they are little played out.
Posted May 26, 2008
TOP T-Shirt Slogans
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I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
4 points
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Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else
4 points
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SEX is not the answer. SEX is the question and YES is the answer!
3 points
4
My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate... So I got two boyfriends!
3 points
5
Blondes have more fun, but brunettes remember it next day
3 points
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I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works
3 points
7
Why are you still here? The stupid people left hours ago
3 points
8
Out of my mind... Back in five minutes
3 points
9
All of us were born crying. Some of us outgrow it
3 points
10
Kiss me... Before my boyfriend comes back
2 points
11
God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
2 points
12
FBI - Fabulous Body Inside
2 points
13
Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes
2 points
14
Girls are like homework, you hate them but in the end you just need to do them
2 points
15
2good4u 2sexy4him
2 points
16
Save water. Drink Beer!
2 points
17
People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop
2 points
18
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park
2 points
19
Buy me another drink, you're still ugly
2 points
20
If you're rich I'm single
2 points
21
GOD IS DEAD. Nietzsche
2 points
22
NIETZSCHE IS DEAD. God
2 points
23
I'm looking for a guy with a big...car!
2 points
24
Jesus is coming, hide the beer
2 points
25
I'm not fat, I'm American
2 points
26
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes
2 points
27
Your boyfriend bought me this T-shirt!
1 point
28
God is death and I want his job
1 point
29
If you think I look like a bitch, you should see my mom
1 point
30
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong!
1 point
31
Practice? I'm already perfect
1 point
32
If you can read this, the bitch fell off
1 point
33
I'm blond... So, please speak slowly!
1 point
34
The difference between genius and stupidity - is that genius has its limits
1 point
35
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse
1 point
36
There should be a special prison for stupid people
1 point
37
Good boys go to heaven. Bad boys go to my house
1 point
38
Beer. It's not just for breakfast any more
1 point
39
B.I.T.C.H = Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, Honey
1 point
40
Here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?
1 point
41
Trouble is my middle name
1 point
42
If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going
1 point
43
Serial killers are people too
1 point
44
I'm ugly on the inside too
1 point
45
Rock is dead
1 point
46
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips
1 point
47
There's too much blood in my alcohol system
1 point
48
All men are idiots and I married their king
1 point
49
In America anyone can be president that's one of the risks you take
1 point
50
I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you
1 point
51
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% are in my College
1 point
52
I'm not lazy, I'm depressed
0 points
53
You know what your problem is... You are stupid!
0 points
54
Are you trying to piss me off???
0 points
55
If you don't like oral sex keep your mouth shut!
0 points
56
Not all mens are fools some stay bachelors
0 points
57
It's unfair life... So many girls... So little time
0 points
58
I was born intelligent, but education ruined me
0 points
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I'm lost. Please take me home with you?
0 points
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Nobody is perfect. I'm nobody
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Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most
0 points
TOP T-Shirt Slogans on Amazon
My Teacher Said... T-Shirt Funny, Humor & Parody Shirt
This funny shirt reads "My teacher said I cou more...2 points
Bomb Technician - Humorous / Funny Premium T-Shirt
Bomb Technician. Message reads, "I am a bomb more...0 points
My Pen is Huge Funny T-shirt, X-Large, Lt Gray
These hilarious t-shirts are made of a 100% fully more...0 points
I Graduated T-Shirt T-Shirt
I graduated. Can I go back to bed now? Perfect shi more...0 points
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- LaraineRose LaraineRose Apr 11, 2009 @ 6:58 pm
- I enjoyed the T-Shirt Slogan on Flickr. 5*s, fan and favorite
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- JunaD JunaD Mar 12, 2009 @ 10:46 am
- These are great.
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- dc64 dc64 Dec 12, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
- Some of the slogans made me laugh out loud, I'm a blonde, however, so that's not hard to do. (By the way, I laughed the loudest at the ones I only pretended to understand.)
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- TwoBrightHeads TwoBrightHeads Aug 7, 2008 @ 10:09 am
- 5* for your great work.
big bright head
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- richgerman richgerman Jul 9, 2008 @ 1:45 am
- good work cool idea of lens! keep it up!
5 stars for you!
do you also using the law of attraction in your daily life?
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