Travel to Panama

Here are the 10 reasons this place bites!
1) It is impossible to get anything done since it all moves so slowly and it's too beautiful to not run outside constantly screaming "look at this"!
2) All my fluffy sweaters are going to waste since I never get to wear more than a sweatshirt here.
3) So many people speak English here that I actually have to work on practicing my Spanish!
4) I can't do karaoke any more since I have time to print out sheet music, people to sing with and a place to practice with open microphone night.
5) I have to eat all my salad and vegetables since they are locally grown,cheap, fresh and good!
6) I hardly ever get to drive my car since everything is so convenient and cabs only charge 75 cents for local rides. Screw the oil companies.
7) We have no mail delivery so I never have the excuse of sitting over a glass of wine after coming in at night to pour through the junk mail and read all the unsolicited advertising.
8) I never get to meet anyone in line at the bank anymore because even though there are only 2 tellers windows there is never a line.
9) It is nearly impossible to sleep in. Between the hummingbirds, the parrots and the sparrows who just will not be quiet. And the darn hummingbirds just insist on getting in the house.
10) Lastly and this is so annoying after only 4 months of living here! It is almost impossible for me to go into town without running into a friend or making a new one. What a problem to have!