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Is your family suffering because of your addiction to the Twilight books and movies by Stephenie Meyer? Does your heart thump out of your chest when you see a shiny silver Volvo? Did your kids eat cereal for dinner for an entire week so you could finish the series? Does your husband/boyfriend cringe when he hears the name Edward Cullen or Jacob Black? If you answered yes to any of these questions you may have a Twiddiction or OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder).

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    bitten by twilight bitten by twilight Jan 2, 2010 @ 1:03 am
    You know your obsessed with twilight when-
    -Your entire room is covered with twilight stuff
    -you spend hours each day on twilight fan sites and made your own twilight fan site
    -you went to new moon or twilight on opening night
    -you cried when you were inline for new moon on opening night and someone said you might not get in(luckly i did get in though! would have had the biggest freak out ever if i didn't get it!!!!)
    - you cry cause twilight isn't real and vampires and werewolfs don't excist
    - you secretly still think vampires and werewolfs excist
    - you cried when the cullens left in new moon
    -you read breaking dawn really slow cause you never wanted to finish reading the saga and wanted it to go on forever
    - everything you do has to do with twilight and everything someone says you relate to twilight
    - everyone you knows you are way to overly obsessed with twilight
    - when some one said you were way to obsessed with twilight you just said im not obsessed enough
    - people that don't like twilight and say bad things about it make you sooooo mad!!!
    - 11-20-09 was the best day of your life
    - you make lists of reasons of why you are so obsessed with twilight
    - even though you hate cold weather and like big cities you are moving to forks when you grow up
    - on youtube you look up all the videos about hating twilight and it the comments write a big long paragraph about how twilight is the best thing on earth!
    - you think stephenie meyer is god
    - you always talk in your mind and pretend your talking to edward (or jacob if ur team jacob)
    - you never say omg anymore. you say omt (oh my twilight)
    - you plan on becoming a vampire and its your goal for the future and when someone says what do you want to be or do when you grow up you say be a vampire
    -or if you don't be a vampire your job is gonna be studying twilight and doing reports on why people love it so much
    - every thought you have is some how twilight related
    - you were looking on the tv guide and you click info on a show (it wasnt twilight or some show about it) and in the info it says Cullen and you stare at it for a very long time and start crying tears of joy!!! (i actually did this!!)
    - on the day new moon was in the theatres when you got to school you ran up to your friends and started screaming omt omt new moon is in theatres today and everyone stared at u like u were insane
    - you drive everyone crazy (even your friends who like twilight) from talking about twilight so much
    - after you saw new moon on opening night you annoyed your friends so much asking them to tell them every detail of new moon (they hadnt seen it yet and wanted it to be a suprise when they saw it) they finally gave in and you explained every detail of it to them
    I have done all of these things and more and know that I am very very guilty of being extremely, overly obsessed with the twilight series, movies, Edward, Bella and the rest of the Cullens If you have done all these things then you are very obsessed with twilight to
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    bitten by twilight bitten by twilight Jan 2, 2010 @ 1:03 am
    You know your obsessed with twilight when-
    -Your entire room is covered with twilight stuff
    -you spend hours each day on twilight fan sites and made your own twilight fan site
    -you went to new moon or twilight on opening night
    -you cried when you were inline for new moon on opening night and someone said you might not get in(luckly i did get in though! would have had the biggest freak out ever if i didn't get it!!!!)
    - you cry cause twilight isn't real and vampires and werewolfs don't excist
    - you secretly still think vampires and werewolfs excist
    - you cried when the cullens left in new moon
    -you read breaking dawn really slow cause you never wanted to finish reading the saga and wanted it to go on forever
    - everything you do has to do with twilight and everything someone says you relate to twilight
    - everyone you knows you are way to overly obsessed with twilight
    - when some one said you were way to obsessed with twilight you just said im not obsessed enough
    - people that don't like twilight and say bad things about it make you sooooo mad!!!
    - 11-20-09 was the best day of your life
    - you make lists of reasons of why you are so obsessed with twilight
    - even though you hate cold weather and like big cities you are moving to forks when you grow up
    - on youtube you look up all the videos about hating twilight and it the comments write a big long paragraph about how twilight is the best thing on earth!
    - you think stephenie meyer is god
    - you always talk in your mind and pretend your talking to edward (or jacob if ur team jacob)
    - you never say omg anymore. you say omt (oh my twilight)
    - you plan on becoming a vampire and its your goal for the future and when someone says what do you want to be or do when you grow up you say be a vampire
    -or if you don't be a vampire your job is gonna be studying twilight and doing reports on why people love it so much
    - every thought you have is some how twilight related
    - you were looking on the tv guide and you click info on a show (it wasnt twilight or some show about it) and in the info it says Cullen and you stare at it for a very long time and start crying tears of joy!!! (i actually did this!!)
    - on the day new moon was in the theatres when you got to school you ran up to your friends and started screaming omt omt new moon is in theatres today and everyone stared at u like u were insane
    - you drive everyone crazy (even your friends who like twilight) from talking about twilight so much
    - after you saw new moon on opening night you annoyed your friends so much asking them to tell them every detail of new moon (they hadnt seen it yet and wanted it to be a suprise when they saw it) they finally gave in and you explained every detail of it to them
    I have done all of these things and more and know that I am very very guilty of being extremely, overly obsessed with the twilight series, movies, Edward, Bella and the rest of the Cullens If you have done all these things then you are very obsessed with twilight to
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    Shannon Cullen Shannon Cullen Dec 31, 2009 @ 11:51 am
    When:
    -U named ur dog jacob
    -U can't see the floor, wall, or ceiling in ur room because there's to much twilight stuff
    -U nearly got suspended 4 attempting to hit a girl cross her head with a fire estinguisher cuz she said that Edward was hers.
    -U go to Volturri and slide down every hole in the street
    -U leave ur window open every night to see edward
    -U go to sleep in a tank top, miniskirt and heels so when edward sees u he'll think ur hot
    -U have a life sized picture of edward on ur mirror so that u can stand next to him
    -U jumped in front of a movin van so that Edward can save u
    -U buy an island and namme it isle esme and then get pregnant there
    -U have read and watched the twilight books and movies so much u kno it by heart
    -U beg ur mom to name the baby edward, jacob, emmet, jasper, or carlisle and then cried when she did'nt
    -U row ur dad when he wants to take ur twilight books home to read(U don't live with ur parents)
    -U cried when u reached the page that said 'the end' in breaking dawn
    -U cried when in breaking dawn Jacob could'nt hear bella's heartbeat anymore
    -Ur firends want to slap u soo bad cuz if ur OCD, OTD, OED, and much more
    -Ur history asignment was writen aboout the great southern newborn wars
    -U swore that u will name ur kids, Isabella, Jacob, Edward, Carlise, Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Emett, Jasper, and renesmee( i will have that many kids for this sole purpose)
    -When u refuse to watch the movie before u read the book
    -U stayed up late just to read the entire twilight saga ( my day went like this read till 3AM wake up and read from 11Am every night.
    - ur whole computer is twilightified
    -U made ur boyfriend cut his hair and dye it just like Edward
    I am obssessed with twilight :)
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    Mrs.Cullen(Bella Cullen) Mrs.Cullen(Bella Cullen) Dec 24, 2009 @ 5:38 pm
    I LOVE Twilight. I'm Team Edward and Bella. I really dont like Jacob so...
    .you want a vampire bite you
    you read twilight like 1000 times
    you answer I LOVE TWILIGHT when the teacher asked you what is 2 plus 2
    you jump in front of a van to see if Edward will come and save you
    ur whole room is covered with twilight
    you stare at the moon all night
    you can replay the whole movie in ur head
    and more.... lol
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    myty cullen myty cullen Dec 21, 2009 @ 2:08 pm
    . you go to lapush to see if jacob is there
    . you jump of a cliff to see alice will come and see if your alright
    . you buy a dog and thought it was jacob
    . you stay in bed to see if edward will stare at you
    . you buy a cullen car to see if it will come with a free vampire
    .you throw gliter at your boyfriend
    . you tell your boyfriend to cut his hair to look like edwards
    .you read twilight like 1000 times
    .you want a vampire to bit you
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    myty cullen myty cullen Dec 21, 2009 @ 2:08 pm
    . you go to lapush to see if jacob is there
    . you jump of a cliff to see alice will come and see if your alright
    . you buy a dog and thought it was jacob
    . you stay in bed to see if edward will stare at you
    . you buy a cullen car to see if it will come with a free vampire
    .you throw gliter at your boyfriend
    . you tell your boyfriend to cut his hair to look like edwards
    .you read twilight like 1000 times
    .you want a vampire to bit you
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    myty cullen myty cullen Dec 17, 2009 @ 4:17 pm
    Richard is not liking Edward that much. who does not like Edward?i know i like him. the first saw twilight i was so happy to see Edward shirtless. my friend really threw glitter at her boy friend to make him look just like Edward. so i am geting the shinny new Volvo today. i am going to look just like Bella and Edward did, but with my own boy friend.i have to go i am about to read the wonderful world of twilight.
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    myty cullen myty cullen Dec 16, 2009 @ 7:04 pm
    ok i am having a battle with a kid named Richard at reading twilight. next thing he is on page 40 and i am page 47. another kid i know thought they were playing soccer and the bad vampires came then i said no the playing baseball LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bella needs to get away from Edward is my guy. back off!!!!!!!!!!aot of my friends are annoyed of me talking about twilight 24/7. but i don`t really care. when ever i not doing at school, i just read my wonderful world of twilight. alot of just don`t know what twilight is ,and i just tell them it`s amazing thing to watch and read too. i am still thinking to get a cullen car right now, this time. a shinny new volvo .
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    myty cullen myty cullen Dec 16, 2009 @ 7:04 pm
    ok i am having a battle with a kid named Richard at reading twilight. next thing he is on page 40 and i am page 47. another kid i know thought they were playing soccer and the bad vampires came then i said no the playing baseball LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bella needs to get away from Edward is my guy. back off!!!!!!!!!!aot of my friends are annoyed of me talking about twilight 24/7. but i don`t really care. when ever i not doing at school, i just read my wonderful world of twilight. alot of just don`t know what twilight is ,and i just tell them it`s amazing thing to watch and read too. i am still thinking to get a cullen car right now, this time. a shinny new volvo .
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    myty cullen myty cullen Dec 15, 2009 @ 6:32 pm
    my friend richard he is reading eclipse right now. today in school he took the book and kissed the book. some body i know loves bella. have you seen twilight new moon, if you haven`t you did to right now at this time.i just drool all day over twilight all day in school. i can` t put the book away.don`t you know that felling. this week end i`m going to PA, and bring twilight to read on the way there and there and the way back to SC.edward is way hoter than jacob. although he is a werewolf he is not that cute. it`s a vampire come on he loves to drink blood, isn`t it hot?
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    soon to be ms. myty cullen soon to be ms. myty cullen Dec 13, 2009 @ 9:19 am
    i just love twilight. edward is so much hoter then jacob. i stay up all night just to see if Edward will come and stare at me when i am sleeping.i soooooooooooo want to be a vampire. please edward come and bite me and marry me!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Emmett's midtnight lover 17 Emmett's midtnight lover 17 Dec 10, 2009 @ 2:00 pm
    Emmett is SO much hotter then eddy or Jacob......
    ya no just sayin
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    alice&emmet alice&emmet Dec 23, 2009 @ 3:06 pm
    you're right !!
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    taytay taytay Nov 28, 2009 @ 12:43 am
    you threw glitter on your boyfriend
    you wait for jacob at night
    you threw yourself in front of a van so edward could save you
    you jump off cliffs so alice will come and see if your alright
    you adopted a dog and thought it was jacob
    you wear red ribbons everyday in your hair
    you talk about twilight 24/7 even though your friends get annoyed
    you love to eat apples
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    Meg Cullen =P x Meg Cullen =P x Nov 25, 2009 @ 2:50 pm
    You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...

    -You cried because your mum made you take your Twilight posters down
    -You know the words to the movie off by heart
    -You kept your cinema ticket to see Twilight and New Moon
    -You've convinced your friends to read Twilight, and in doing so made them obsessed with it too
    -Nicknamed all your friends after Twilight characters
    -Spent the whole night at a sleepover discussing whether Jacob or Edward is better, and eventually decided on just becoming Team Switzerland =]
    -Hyperventilate every time any name/place/other Twilight related subject is mentioned.
    -your friends have taped your mouth shut before to stop you talking about it.
    -You've lost count of how many times you've read the books and seen the film.
    -You've written your own spin-off of Twilight.
    -Squealed happily when you were told you looked and acted exactly like Bella (I was SO happy!)
    -You prefer your dreams to reality because the dreams are always about Edward.
    -Won't let anyone borrow any of your Twilight stuff incase they get wrecked.
    -Never leave the house without at least one of the Twilight books.
    -Threatened to break up with your boyfriend if he didn't cut and dye his hair like Edward's (my best friend did that, not me =P).
    -Refuse to go out with any boy just because your waiting for your own Edward <3
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    too embarased haha too embarased haha Nov 19, 2009 @ 3:34 pm
    You know ur obsessed when..

    something in every class throught the day reminds u of twilight and then thats all u can think about
    u pretend u can run really quickly
    u used to hate that u were plae skinned and clumbsy but now u embrace it :)
    u cant go to bed with out reading at least 1 chapter from it
    thats practically the only movie u watch
    u only listen to the twilight music
    u constantly act like a cullen
    bc pursing ur lips was constantly ing twilight u do it now too ;)
    when u have to write a paper fro english u use names from twilight
    when ur supposed to be doing hw u obsess over twilight instead
    ur lockers decorated like twilight
    Thats all u can think about xD
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    XoXo,Isabella XoXo,Isabella Nov 19, 2009 @ 3:32 am
    You Know you obsessed with twilight when:
    you stay up all night watching the same trailers over and over agian even though you have school in the morning.
    You scream "EDWARD" eveytime you see a silver volvo
    you have read the saga 25 time (and counting)
    you cant remember how many times you have seen the movie but you can quote it by memory.
    you got to the theater 3 and a half hours early to make sure you would get new moon tickets the day they came out.
    you asked you boyfriend to bite you.
    your friends/ paents think your insane because alll you ever talk about is twilight
    you know everything about the stars of twilight
    it almost kills you not to be able to read them on a daily basis.
    you read romeo and juliet along with wurthing heights and pride and prejudice just cuz bellla reads them.
    you cut your hair so it will look like bellas.
    when your parents r buying you a new car you insist on a carnary yellow poshe, just like alices.
    you have 3 copies of eachbook.... ya know just incase somthing happens r they fall aprat cuz you read them to much=)
    i could go on and on but the truth of the matter is......
    i am the most obsessive twilighter ever.... i have deep dark ishues... lol
    -Bella (i know what your thinking. but isabella is the name my parents game me when i was born =) . i know im luckey huh???
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    gumby gumby Nov 18, 2009 @ 10:29 pm
    when you look out your window every morning for the volvo
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    Miss Bella Cullen-Black Miss Bella Cullen-Black Nov 17, 2009 @ 12:04 am
    .when you write different endings for Twilight with you in it
    .when you dream about Edward everynight
    .when you get grounded for talking about Twilight too much (i still dont believe it possible)
    .when your parents think you are crazy because you talk to Edward at night
    .when you have read each book over 20 times and dont remember how many times you saw the movie
    .when you win every arguement against your parents about why you should be able to go to this or that Twilight event
    .when everytime anybody says anything you immitiately relate it to Twilight
    .When you believe in vampires and do all your school research papers on them
    .when you start comparing everyone you know to Twilight characters
    .when you start failing classes because you answer everything with Twilight related answers
    .when you find a way to meet actors from Twilight AND New Moon.
    (Embry is effing HAWT!)
    .when you run out with friends to see Twilight at midnight because your parents said no, and they still dont know you did it.
    when you think you are a character from the book, and stop responding to your own name
    .when your French teacher tells you to pick a French name for yourself and You chose Isabella but ask her to call you Bella
    ... it goes on, but I cant write anymore...
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    Another Crazy Twilighter 4 life!!!!!!!!!!!! Another Crazy Twilighter 4 life!!!!!!!!!!!! Nov 7, 2009 @ 1:44 am
    You know you're obsessed with Twilight when you get upset that someone just put Mrs. JonasCullen because Edward is a bill times better than The sick Jonas brothers!!!!!!!!!!! Or when you picture every guy as Edward or say your bf reminds you of Edward! When you eat or drink or read or watch anything to have to do with the Twilight Saga! When you drop everything just because you herd someone say Twilight! Or When you get on youtube to watch the same previews over and over again!!!!!!!! When you decide to do a presenttation on Twilight even if you dont have to!!!!!! I so Have a Twiddiction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Kaity <3 Cullen Kaity <3 Cullen Nov 12, 2009 @ 4:54 pm
    I totally agree with the JoBro comments. Edward Cullen makes those boys look like their in diapers. Screw purity rings ; I want a moral vampire<3

    You know your obsessed when you'd rather be a vampire than a princess.
    You know your obsessed when you randomly find yourself quoting twilight .. without conscience effort to do so.
    You know your obsessed when the only thing you have in common with your sisters are that fact that you all love twilight. That's where it stops though because one loves Emmet and the other loves Jacob.
    You know your obsessed with EDWARD CULLEN when your sister announces she's team jacob you think "Yay Edward is all mine" and then don't speak to her for days because she's a traitor.

    I DON'T WANT A HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
    I WANT IMMORTALITY WITH A VAMPIRE <3

    BITTEN *
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    Jade_Cullen Jade_Cullen Oct 30, 2009 @ 6:57 am | in reply to TwilightGirlx
    OME I do all them too lol u rock xxx
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    TwilightGirlx TwilightGirlx Oct 25, 2009 @ 7:37 am
    -I have OCD (obsessive cullen disorder)
    -I've watched the film 27 times
    -I've read the whole series (inc. MIdnight Sun) 14 times, (60 times really, each book, 14 x 5)
    -I say OME
    -I've changed OME to OMEJ (Oh My Edward Jacob/Jasper-Jackson) because I've realised that they're ALL georgous!!
    -I've just finished a picture that took m ovr 5 hours to do (on paint, has words that are to do with twilight then, 'what obsession?' written in the middle)
    -I sleep with the books under your pillow
    -I jump whenever someone says something that has anything to d with twilight (jumped in an english lesson because the teacher said Wuthering Height -you won't get it unless you're read the books)
    -I constantly compare myself to the characters (especially bella)
    -I pretend to be a vampire sometimes
    -When I run I imagine I'm as fast as a vampire
    -I've made an electronic countdown to New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn (i had one for twilight too)

    Nd Im crying coz i dnt hav enuf room 2 crry on!!
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    HarryPotter>Twilight HarryPotter>Twilight Nov 24, 2009 @ 9:33 pm
    Do the math, darlin'
    14 * 5 = 70 :)
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    Edwardcullenslover Edwardcullenslover Dec 2, 2009 @ 3:43 pm
    are you my sister because we are so alike OME !!!!!!!!
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    Edwardcullenslover Edwardcullenslover Dec 2, 2009 @ 3:43 pm
    are you my sister because we are so alike OME !!!!!!!!
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    LULU LULU Oct 24, 2009 @ 11:10 am
    i almost hit a person just cuz they sed the hotteset person in the world is sumone thaty WASN'T from twilight...
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    little 1 little 1 Oct 24, 2009 @ 7:54 am | in reply to Crazy Twilighter 4 life<3
    same i cant get twilight out of ma noggin i cant get enough of it!! :-)
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    twilights biggest fan EVER!!! twilights biggest fan EVER!!! Oct 23, 2009 @ 8:21 am
    whenever i watch twilight i always have a dream i'm a vampire!! i even pretended to my friends i was a vampire but they never believed me!! also i've got all the twilight posters, books and twilight accessories!!! I LOVE TWILIGHT SOOO MUCH!!!
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    Crazy Twilighter 4 life<3 Crazy Twilighter 4 life<3 Oct 22, 2009 @ 7:33 pm
    OMG! I cant get Twilight out of my head anything and everything anybody says i can relate to Twiluight its crazy and I would kill just to see Edward! He is the most gorgeus manon the planet! I LOVE Twilight! - Crazy Twilighter 4 life<3
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