Best Twilight Quotations

You've got a bit of a temper, don't you?

Kryptonite doesn't bother me, either.

What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?

Bella: You were right.
Edward: I usually am, but about what in particular this time?

I'll just drag you back.

Try not to fall in the ocean or get run over or anything, all right?

Perhaps something more private?

Do I dazzle you?

Bella: We were speaking of a hypothetical case.
Edward: Yes, we were. Shall we call you 'Jane'?

Your number was up the first time I met you.

I hear voices in my mind and you're worried that you're the freak.

I don't want to hear that you feel that way. It's wrong. It's not safe. I'm dangerous, Bella - please, grasp that.

You were right - I'm definitely fighting fate trying to keep you alive.

Do you really believe that you care more for me than I do for you?

Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving.

Edward: You should tell Charlie, though.
Bella: Why in the world would I do that?
Edward: To give me some small incentive to bring you back.

Well that was interesting.

Newton's getting on my nerves.

Darkness is so predictable, don't you think?

Be safe.

Put your seatbelt on - I'm nervous already.

Were you planning to make it out of Forks before nightfall?

So you're worried about the trouble it might cause me - if you don't come home?

I can be patient - if I make a great effort.

I'm the world's best predator, aren't I? Everything about me invites you in - my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that! As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off.

Don't be afraid. I promise ... I swear not to hurt you.

Would you understand what I meant if I said I was only human?

So where were we, before I behaved so rudely?

You are exactly my brand of heroin.

At the time, all I could think was, 'Not her'.

As if I needed another motive to kill you.

You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever.

Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb ...
Bella: Stupid lamb.
Edward: Sick, masochistic lion.

As you are not addicted to any illegal substances, you probably can't empathize completely.

Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?

Edward: Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk.
Bella: Drunk?
Edward: You're intoxicated by my very presence.

If I could dream at all, it would be about you.

I should make this harder for you, definitely. You only have to risk your life every second you spend with me, that's surely not much. You only have to turn your back on nature, on humanity ... what's that worth?

Just because I'm resisting the wine doesn't mean I can't appreciate the bouquet.

I may not be a human, but I am a man.

Your hair looks like a haystack ... but I like it.

I could hardly leave in the clothes I came in - what would the neighbors think?

Bella: I love you.
Edward: You are my life now.

What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!

You're worried, not because you're headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?

Bella: Emmett?
Edward: Well, he thinks I'm a lunatic, it's true, but he doesn't have a problem with you.

Actually, Esme wouldn't care if you had a third eye and webbed feet.

I could walk home faster than this truck moves.

You smell so good in the rain.

It seems I'm going to have to tamper with your memory.

If you let anything happen to yourself - anything at all - I'm holding you personally responsible.

You fell down two flights of stairs and through a window.... You have to admit, it could happen.

They gave you a few transfusions. I didn't like it - it made you smell all wrong for a while.

A sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand ...

Bella: You stole a car?
Edward: It was a good car, very fast.

I don't seem to be strong enough to stay away from you, so I suppose that you'll get your way ... whether it kills you or not.

I'm sorry if there has been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight. To be perfectly honest, she'll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense.

Bella: Look at this shoe! It's a death trap!
Edward: Hmmm. Remind me to thank Alice for that tonight.

Bella: Edward I honestly can't dance!
Edward: Don't worry silly. I can.

Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.

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Do you have a multiple personality disorder?

Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.

I thought you were supposed to be pretending I don't exist, not irritating me to death.

Ditching is healthy.

If you ever repeat what I'm saying right now I will cheerfully beat you to death.

Um, I'm going to run over Tyler Crowley tomorrow before school?

You really shouldn't do that to people ... dazzle them like that - she's probably hyperventilating in the kitchen right now.

You're always crabbier when your eyes are black.

And how long have you been seventeen?

I fall down a lot when I run.

I do have some trouble with incoherency when I'm around him.

Sometimes it seems like you're trying to say goodbye when you're saying something else.

I'm absolutely ordinary - well, except for bad things like near-death experiences and being so clumsy that I'm almost disabled.

No one has tried to do away with me today.

His eyes did that unfair smoldering thing again.

Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear.

Did they know that I knew? Was I supposed to know that they knew that I knew, or not?

I'll do the laundry tonight - that ought to be fraught with peril.

My decision was made, made before I'd ever consciously chosen, and I was committed to seeing it through. Because there was nothing more terrifying to me, more excruciating, than the thought of turning away from him.

The freezer is getting dangerously low on fish - we're down to a two, maybe three years' supply.

I'm here ... which, roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay away from you.

Will you turn into a bat?

Edward: I was thinking, while I was running ...
Bella: About not hitting trees, I hope.

It's an off day when I don't get somebody telling me how edible I smell.

Let me get this straight - I'm the baby seal, right?

It was very funny, and you know it.

I need another human minute.

Edward: Is that any good? Honestly, it doesn't look very appetizing.
Bella: Well, it's no irritable grizzly ...

I suppressed my internal cringing at the thought of Edward and Charlie and the word boyfriend all in the same room at the same time.

I think I forgot to breathe.

You're still waiting for the running and the screaming, aren't you?

Edward: You were saying?
Bella: That you are a very, very terrifying monster.
Edward: Much better.

Vampires like baseball?

It appeared that Charlie was having an aneurysm.

Edward: Now, what exactly are you worrying about?
Bella: Well, um, hitting a tree - and dying. And then getting sick.

It would be nice if I could find just one thing you didn't do better than everyone else on the planet.

Don't I taste as good as I smell?

I was not finished kissing you. Don't make me come over there.

Don't worry about it. It's just a crush.

Are you tired of having to save me all the time?

A man and woman have to be somewhat equal ... as in, one of them can't always be swooping in and saving the other one. They have to save each other equally.

You are my life. You're the only thing it would hurt me to lose.

Edward: As long as it makes you happy, I'll be here.
Bella: You're talking about forever, you know.

You'll never catch me betting against Alice.

I'm not coming over anymore if Alice is going to treat me like Guinea Pig Barbie when I do.

Bella: This looks like a horror movie waiting to happen.
Edward: Well, there are more than enough vampires present.
Bella: Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk?
Edward: And where do you fit into that scheme?
Bella: Oh, I'm with the vampires, of course.

In what strange parallel dimension would I ever have gone to prom of my own free will?

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Charlie: Well, now.

Mike: So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil, or what?

Jake: You wouldn't happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?

Jake: Do you like scary stories?

Bella: Werewolves have enemies?
Jake: Only one.

Mike: He looks at you like ... like you're something to eat.

Alice: You do smell nice, I never noticed before.

Alice: It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share.

Charlie: Is this Edwin your boyfriend?

Esme: Was that you we heard, Edward?
Emmett: It sounded like a bear choking.

Emmett: Until we know how far this is going to go, I'm with you.

Rosalie: What is she to me? Except a menace - a danger you've chosen to inflict on all of us.

Jasper: You're wrong you know.... I can feel what you're feeling now - and you are worth it.

James: You're simply a human, who unfortunately was in the wrong place, at the wrong time, and indisputably running with the wrong crowd, I might add.

James: I never will understand the obsession some vampires seem to form with you humans.

Renee: I think that boy is in love with you.

Renee: Try to be more careful when you walk, honey, I don't want to lose you.

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