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Two and a Half Men is an Emmy Award-Winning and Golden Globe-nominated American television sitcom, a three-camera show, centered around a freewheeling bachelor, Charlie, whose carefree lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother Alan moves in, along with Alan's son Jake. (read more)
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- 101 Pilot
- Carefree bachelor Charlie Harper's life is turned upside down by his divorced brother and nephew moving in with him.
- 102 Big Flappy Bastards
- Charlie begins to learn how to parent Jake (who keeps feeding the seagulls around the house). Meanwhile, Alan attempts to get Judith back.
- 103 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
- Alan fears he is losing his son and goes drinking with Charlie.
- 104 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
- Alan has trouble with Berta, and Charlie needs to get Jake and Rose to follow his suggestions.
- 105 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
- After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie hits it off with an unattached soccer mom named Kate.
- 106 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
- Charlie has dated the daughter of Evelyn's new man.
- 107 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
- Judith gets worried when Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who walks around his place half naked. Alan feels concern for Judith when she befriends the surfer girl.
- 108 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
- Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
- 109 Phase One, Complete
- Charlie wants to dump a female friend that Jake has grown close to. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.
- 110 Merry Thanksgiving
- In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner. He must also convince his family to join him as well.
- 111 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith, prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.
- 112 Camel Filters and Pheromones
- When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence (Megan Fox) to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
- 113 Sara Like Puny Alan
- Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister (who's a hot soap opera actress), and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick.
- 114 I Can't Afford Hyenas
- Charlie's accountant Stan (Richard Lewis) tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him: Charlie spends faster than his royalty checks come in. Alan then coaches Charlie on how to live frugally.
- 115 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (part 1)
- Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman) whom the brothers find smashing up a BMW in a parking lot with a baseball bat.
- 116 That Was Saliva, Alan (part 2)
- Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
- 117 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
- Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. Events unveil just how capable Charlie can be at taking care of Jake.
- 118 An Old Flame With a New Wick
- Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
- 119 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
- Judith's sister Liz (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
- 120 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
- Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parents' divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist.
- 121 No Sniffing, No Wowing
- Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
- 122 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
- Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.
- 123 Just Like Buffalo
- Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
- 124 Can You Feel My Finger?
- When Charlie has a close call when a woman he has had sex with thinks she is pregnant, he attempts to get a vasectomy.
Season 5
- S05E01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
- Jake moves up into middle school at a new school and in preparation Alan and Charlie go out to get him school supplies and find themselves in trouble.
- S05E02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon
- Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
- S05E03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
- Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
- S05E04 - City of Great Racks
- Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
- S05E05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
- Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
- S05E06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail
- Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
- S05E07 - The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
- After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
- S05E08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
- Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
- S05E09 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
- Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
- S05E10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
- Alan learns that it was Charlie who stole his high-school girlfriend years ago, and now he wants to get revenge.
- S05E11 - Meander To Your Dander
- Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.
- S05E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
- Rose is back from England and takes very strange care of a very sick Charlie.
- S05E13 - The Soil is Moist
- Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life
- S05E14 Winky-Dink Time
- While at the coffee shop Charlie recognizes a woman he dated but can't for the life of him remember her name; Jake falls for the same woman's daughter.
- S05E15 Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
- Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
- S05E16 Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
- Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister
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