Ugly Ornament Contest
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Tacky Holiday Ornaments
These are beyond ugly.
Cowboy Angel Chili Ugly Ornament (Round)
A cowboy hat with hotdog, beans, chili peppers, cold beer and a Christmas angel is a good ugly ornament for the office contest or a special redneck tree ornament.
Price: 9.99 
Redneck Christmas Ugly Ornament (round)
A cowboy boot, cheeseburger, fries and holiday decorations make this either the best cowboy ornament ever or the surefire winner in the office ugly ornament contest.
Price: 9.99
Skull in Santa Hat Ugly Ornament (Round)
Hang a skull in a Santa hat on your tree or win the office ugly ornament contest with this demonic ornament.
Price: 9.99
Skull with Ugly Lips Ugly Ornament (Round)
Skull with santa hat, christmas lights and big old ugly red lips is bound to win any ugly ornament contest.
Price: 9.99
Gingerbread and Ants Ugly Ornament (Round)
Here is the ultimate ugly ornament winter with stale gingerbread, half eaten apples, and ants crawling over the whole mess. You win the ugly ornament contest no problem.
Price: 9.99
Ugly Ornaments on CafePress
Check out this ever growing selection of the most hideous and weird ornaments.
Jesus Christmas Lights Ugly Ornament (Round)
Now what can be more tacky and cheesy than a butt ugly Jesus ornament with Christmas lights on his halo. Bring on the contest because this one's a winner.
Price: 9.99
Christmas Stripper Ugly Ornament (Round)
No ugly ornament contest is complete without at least one entry of a stripper in a santa hat. You've got it won with this hot babe.
Price: 9.99
Dysfunctional Christmas Angel Ugly Ornament (Oval)
If the holiday shouting and accusations don't start soon enough, you can always jumpstart things by bringing something special for the tree, like this angel.
Price: 9.99
Christmas Eyeball Ugly Ornament (Round)
Here's looking at you, the winner of the office ugly Christmas ornament contest. No one will beat this one for creepiness.
Price: 9.99
Dog Ate Santa Ugly Christmas Ornament (Round)
It doesn't get any uglier than this, a pile of bones where Santa used to be and a mean looking dog wearing his hat. Ugly ornament winner for sure.
Price: 9.99
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Are you looking for tacky, hideous, cheesy, or just plain ugly to hang on your Christmas tree? Ebay is always a good place to start because what is garbage to one person is a prize-winning entry to you.
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Netflix Christmas Movies
Get a movie to go with your tree decorating. Preferably something weird and cheesy to suit the occasion.
Looking for a Christmas story to go along with tree decorating and dysfunctional family gatherings for the holidays? There's got to be at least a couple movies devoted to family traumas and dysfunctional relationships.
- 001- The Bucket List
When corporate mogul Edward Cole (Jack Nicholson) and mechanic Carter Chambers (Morgan Freeman) wind...- 002- Little Miss Sunshine
Convinced their little Olive (Abigail Breslin) is beauty queen material, parents Richard (Greg Kinne...- 003- The Devil Wears Prada
After taking a job in the Big Apple as assistant to powerful fashion magazine editor Miranda Priestl...- 004- The Holiday
Stuck in a vicious cycle of dead-end relationships with two-timing men, Los Angeles resident Amanda...- 005- Get Smart
When the identities of secret agents from Control are compromised, the Chief (Alan Arkin) promotes h...- Try Netflix free for 14 days
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Ugly Ornament Shopping in Las Vegas
Las Vegas has the largest selection of ugly ornaments in the world, other than places like Disney world. But like the mouse house, the desert playground calls them "souvenirs." Stick a ribbon on them and hang them from the tree and you've got a nice, tacky winner.
More Ugly Ornament destinations
Sometimes they just aren't obvious.
- Captain Horney
- Captain Horney belongs on your tree with his skull and crossed swords. He has a nice leer, doesn't he?
- Atheist Conspirator
- Now what fits nicer on a lovely Christmas tree than an ornament that says "Atheist Conspirator?"
- Eyeballs in Cherry Bowl
- This is an absolutely creepy selection. Ripe red cherries invite you to gaze upon their juicy wonder, until you spot a few stray eyeballs scattered int he bowl. Yun
- Screaming Skull
- A screaming skull is trapped inside a spider web. A lovely addition to the holiday tree!
- Ugly Ornament Contest
- Here's a way to get your family members involved in the hunt for the perfect ugly ornament.
- AHS Band Booster Meeting & Ugly Ornament Contest - Albuquerque High School Bulldog Band - Calendar
- Here's another contest to help you decide how to hold your own ugly ornament contest.
- Washington Post
- Since we're leaving for California tomorrow morning, today my wife Ellen and I take down the tree and wrap up the Ugly Ornaments. About 15 years ago, when we still lived in Berkeley, my youngest daughter came home from Discounts Unlimited on San Pablo Avenue with a lump-like synthetic sparrow, rust colored with magenta speckles, with a sparkly loop coming out of its scalp. Only 5, Biz was already ironist enough to claim that she bought it--"Santa's Hell Bird," it was called--because it was the ugliest thing in the world.
Ornaments of all subjects and design
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